Today I'm playing Call of Duty: Ghosts against...

-Me! Yaaay!!

-Marshmallow apparently has zero experience

with first-person shooters. -But don't worry.

I can shoot the duck on my roller skates,

so at least I have some experience shooting.

[both laugh] -Okay, Marshy, let's play!

-Yay!! I love trying new things!

-"Your Guard Dog is your best friend.

He alerts you to nearby--" -We got puppies?!

-Um... -I already love this game! Yay!!

Ooh, look! This is what it's like to have hands!

-Easy, Marshmallow. Get a "grip."

[both laugh]

Hey! Hey, Marshmallow, hey! -Yes, Orange?

-Hey! Hey! -What is it?

-Hey, Marshmallow, hey! -What, Orange? What?

I'm so excited! -Knife! [laughs]

-Oh. I see. We're running around with butter knives.

My mom says you shouldn't run with butter knives or else--

-That might happen? [laughs]

-Exactly. Ha-ha, Mom's so smart... AND PRETTY!

Can I tell you a secret, Orange?

-Sure thing. My lips are sealed...

until the next time I feel the need to motorboat.

[flutters lips, laughs]

-[giggles] Well, my mom doesn't want me playing this game.

-Wuh-oh. Is she gonna get angry? -Probably not.

Unicorns don't get angry. They get fabulous!

[both laugh]

-Boom shakalaka! Yea-ah, eat it!

♪ Call of Duty, Call of Duty ♪

Hmm, now I've got to list off

all the words that rhyme with "duty."

-Me too! I want to help!

-Fruity! -Snooty!

-Tooty! -[giggles]

-(voice) Marshmallow! -Oh no, it's my mom. Yeah, Mom?

-(Marshmallow's mom) Are you playing video games?

-Yes, but they're educational.

-(Marshmallow's mom) All right. As long as they're educational.

-[laughs] What is this game teaching you, Marshmallow?

-A whole lot, actually.

How to be violent, how to hunt people,

and there's no reason to be scared

because you instantly respawn. -Ow! Aw, man!

-Hey, what are we supposed to do with these butter knives?

-We're supposed to-- -Oh!

Are we trying to feed each other peanut butter?

-Huh? What peanut butter?

-Because after I eat peanut butter,

I usually have to take a nap too!

See? I was right! You're taking a nap now!

It WAS peanut butter! Ya-he-he-ay!

-Marshmallow, you're nuts. [laughs]

I'm gonna really start trying now.

Prepare to taste defeat, Marshmallow!

-Taste peanut butter, Orange! He-he-he!

-Heeeyyy! [grumbles deeply]

-Where are the puppies? I was promised puppies.

Wha-aah-yay! I caught a butter knife with my chest!

-Oh! How you like that, fluffyface?

[laughs] Okay, time for more "duty" rhymes.

-Booty! [giggles] -Doody!

-Duty? -No. Doody.

-Oh! [giggles] -I love Call of Doody,

don't you? [laughs] -I love gross jokes! Ya-ha-hey!

-Hold on a minute. I have to used the bathroom

and answer the call of "doody." [both laugh]

Hey, hey, Marshmallow, hey! -Yes?

-Knife! -Whoa!

Whoa! -Knife! Knife!

Knife! -Yay!

-Knife! [laughs] Man, I love that word.

-Where am I? I keep getting lost. Yay!

-There you are. "Knife" to see you again!

[laughs] Hmm.

I think I'm gonna take a "stab" at another tactic now. [laughs]

Throwing stuff!

♪ Throwing grenades in the air ♪

♪ Throwing grenades like you just don't care ♪

♪ Looking for the next perfect place to throw ♪

♪ Windin' up and let her go ♪

-[giggles] Oh, I see you. Do you see me?

-Yep. [laughs]

-You're throwing things at me!

Aw, I guess it was a peanut butter grenade.

[loud explosion]

-(Marshmallow's mom) Those sound like explosions.

-Don't worry, Mom. That's just my mind bursting with knowledge

from the educational video game. [giggles]

-(Marshmallow's mom) I just don't want you

getting nightmares again.

-Uh-oh. Video games give you nightmares, Marshmallow?

-Yeah. One time I saw a ghost

and I dreamed about it for weeks.

-And you decided to play a game with "ghosts" in the title?

-It's okay.

Turns out there's nothing scary in this game at all!

No ghosts, just peanut butter, WHICH IS DELICIOUS!

I mean, if there were something gross like mustard,

I'd probably have mustard nightmares.

-With a knife, knife, knife, knife,

knife-knife-knife, knife-knife-knife,

knife, knife, knife, knife, KNIFE!

Knife. [both laugh]

Whoo-hoo! I win! -Yay!

-Why are you excited? That means you lost.

-I believe there is no such thing as losing. Ye-he-he-ay!

-Aw, man. This isn't quite as rewarding

when I don't get to rub it in your face.

-Rub my face in what? Peanut butter?

Don't! I already took my nap today. [giggles]

-[groans, chuckles]

Whoo. Who knew winning would be so exhausting? [laughs]

Thanks for watching me beat the pulp

out of Marshmallow, everybody.

Want to see my play more food friends at another game?

Leave your suggestion in a comment below.

-I have a suggestion! -What's that, Marshy?

-You should play me at Call of Duty: Peanut Butter.

-Um... I don't think there is a game

called Call of Duty: Peanut Butter.

-Oh. Well, then let's make it, and then play it!

Oh! How about Call of Duty: Rainbow?

Call of Duty: Bunny Rabbits. Ooh, ooh! I got it!

Call of Duty: World Peace and Nobody Fights Anyone Else.

Yay! Wait, Orange, why'd you go?

[record scratches]

-(Orange) Just answering the call of doody!

[laughs as toilet flushes]

[laughs] Knife! [Captions by StreamCaptions.com]