My name is Tyler Oakley and I have had the best day ever.

我的名字是泰勒-奧克利，我有最好的一天。

It has been just, I mean, I feel like--

它一直只是，我的意思是，我覺得像 -

You already read the title, I'm just gonna show you.

你已經看了標題，我只是要告訴你。

This is what happened today, enjoy!

這就是今天發生的事情，請欣賞!

Okay, bye.

好吧，再見。

- We are back with Tyler Oakley

- 我們和泰勒-奧克利一起回來了

and you wanted to play a game, so we're gonna play a game.

和你想玩遊戲，所以我們&#39；要去玩遊戲。

- Yeah, so, okay.

- 是啊，所以，好吧。

I'm going to just treat this as if it's

我就把它當作是一個很好的例子

like my Youtube channel, okay? - Okay.

喜歡我的Youtube頻道，好嗎？- 好吧，我知道了

- Are you ready? - Yep.

- 你準備好了嗎？- 準備好了

- So, where's the camera?

- 那麼，相機在哪裡？

Where can I say--

我在哪裡可以說...

Hi, everybody!

嗨，大家好！

My name is Tyler Oakley and I'm here

我叫泰勒-奧克利，我在這裡。

with the one and only Ellen DeGeneres!

與一個和唯一的艾倫-德傑尼勒斯！

(audience applause)

(觀眾掌聲)

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

So, the game is very simple.

所以，遊戲很簡單。

You have a minute on the clock,

你有一分鐘的時間。

I'm gonna ask you as many questions

我想問你更多的問題。

as I can, and you have to see how many

儘可能的，你要看看有多少個

questions you can answer in one minute.

你可以在一分鐘內回答的問題。

- Okay. - Are you ready?

- 好的 你準備好了嗎？

- I am. - Okay.

- 我就是- 好吧，我知道了

Weirdest word in the English language.

英語中最奇怪的詞。

- Saskatchewan.

- 薩斯喀徹溫。

- What is love?

- 什麼是愛？

- Everything.

- 一切的一切。

- What would you take on a one-way trip to Mars?

- 你會帶什麼去火星單程旅行？

- Portia.

- 波西亞。

(audience awws)

（觀眾AWWS）

- When were you the most nervous?

- 你什麼時候最緊張？

- Doing Johnny Carson for the first time.

- 第一次做約翰尼・卡森。

- Name three people who make you laugh.

- 說出三個讓你笑的人。

- Portia, my brother, and Steve Carell.

- 波西亞，我的哥哥，和史蒂夫-卡瑞爾。

- Favorite holiday?

- 最喜歡的節日？

- Christmas.

- 聖誕節。

- If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

- 如果你能擁有一種超能力，你會是什麼？

- To be invisible.

- 要隱身。

- Do you have any tattoos?

- 你有什麼紋身嗎？

- No. - No?

- 沒有 沒有？

Okay, last person you texted.

好吧，最後一個人你發短信。

- Portia.

- 波西亞。

- Favorite thing in this room.

- 最喜歡這個房間裡的東西。

(buzzer)

蜂鳴器

- Aw, we'll never know.

- 哦，我們永遠不會知道。

(audience laughs)

（觀眾笑）

- You did a lot of questions! - Yeah.

- 你做了很多問題！- 對啊

- That was impressive.

- 這是令人印象深刻的。

- I had all the answers, I knew them.

- 我有所有的答案，我知道他們。

And my favorite thing in this room is all of you.

我最喜歡這個房間裡的你們。

(audience cheers)

（觀眾歡呼聲）

- So that happened!

- 所以，發生了！

Can we just talk about this life that I have

我們能不能說說我的這種生活？

that I somehow fell into that I get

我莫名其妙地陷入，我得到

to have that you guys created for me?

要有你們為我創造的東西？

I feel like this is a journey that we are going on

我覺得這是一個旅程，我們要去。

together and I couldn't be more thankful.

一起，我不能更感謝。

Thank you to The Ellen Show for having me on.

感謝艾倫秀讓我上節目。

So I got an e-mail a couple weeks ago

幾周前我收到一封郵件

that was like, "Hey, do you want to come on the show?"

這就像，"嘿，你想來 在節目中，&quot。

and I was like, "Hey, this is the thing

我當時想，"嘿，這是件好事

"I've been dreaming of all my life!"

"我'一生都在做夢！&quot。

So I was like, "Yes, can we make it happen? Yes, please?"

所以我當時就想，"是的，我們能實現嗎？是的，請？ &quot。

So, I got to go and we arrived,

所以，我得走了，我們到了。

I walked into the building, I turned the corner

我走進大樓，我轉了個彎。

and as I was walking down the legendary hallway

當我走在傳說中的走廊上的時候

of all the pictures of her most iconic moments

所有她最經典的時刻的照片。

on the show with the most iconic guests,

在節目中，與最具代表性的嘉賓。

I'm walking, and then a door opens,

我'正走著，然後一扇門打開了。

and then out walks Ellen, and I'm like,

然後走出艾倫，我'米喜歡。

"Hi? You are my everything."

"嗨？你是我的一切&quot。

I didn't say you are my everything,

我沒有說你是我的一切。

but I'm thinking that you are my everything.

但我'想你是我的一切。

But I'm like, "Hi, I'm Tyler!"

但我'像，"嗨，我'是泰勒！&quot。

And she's like, "Hi, I know, I'm Ellen."

她就像，"嗨，我知道，我&39;艾倫.&quot。

And we hug, and then she's like,

我們擁抱，然後她'的樣子。

"Thank you so much for coming on the show,"

＆quot;非常感謝你來參加節目，＆quot。

and I'm like, "Thank you for having me,"

和我'像，"謝謝你有我，&quot。

and then we're just a duo walking

然後，我們只是一個二人組行走

down the hallway together as one

一同走到走廊上

does with Ellen DeGeneres, casual.

與艾倫-德傑尼勒斯，休閒。

It was one of those moment where I'm like,

這是其中的一個時刻，我'像。

this isn't happening, but it was happening.

這不是發生，但它是發生。

And then I get in my dressing room,

然後我進了我的更衣室。

and my mom shows up because I flew my mom out for it.

我媽媽出現了，因為我飛了我媽媽出來。

My mom has to be there, she has to be in the audience

我媽媽必須到場，她必須在觀眾席上。

'cause this is a moment and you know how I'm a mama's boy

你知道我是一個媽媽的孩子嗎？

so I was like, my mom has to be there.

所以我很喜歡，我的媽媽必須在那裡。

So my mom arrives, and we're hugging, and I'm like, okay.

所以，我的媽媽到達，我們'擁抱，我'像，好吧。

I'm about to go on and they take me back stage, and then

我正準備上臺，他們帶我到後臺，然後...

I go on and I think I shimmied a little bit.

我繼續說，我覺得我抖了一下。

Ellen had Gaga playing, which was my request.

Ellen讓Gaga演奏，這是我的要求。

Thank God she did it, thank Gaga.

感謝上帝，她做到了，感謝Gaga。

I was like, this is just, nothing could

我當時想，這只是，沒有什麼可以

be better and then they played Gaga.

是更好的，然後他們玩Gaga。

And then I did a little shimmy,

然後我做了一個小的搖擺。

and then we did a little interview,

然後我們做了一個小小的採訪。

and then we played a game which you just saw,

然後我們玩了一個遊戲，你剛才也看到了。

and then in the commercial break she was like,

然後在商業休息時間，她就像，

"Thank you so much for coming, you are the coolest,"

"謝謝你的到來，你是最酷的，&quot。

and I was like, "You can't call me

我當時想，"你不能'叫我

"the coolest, you're the coolest."

"最酷的，你'是最酷的&quot。

It was just one of those things,

這只是其中的一件事。

and people say never meet your idols

人云亦云

but I will say, false, go meet them,

但我要說，假的，去見見他們。

because they sometimes will be incredible.

因為他們有時候會很不可思議。

Ellen was gracious and kind and present

艾倫是親切的，善良的，並提出

and fun and funny and, just...

和樂趣和有趣，只是... ...

It was a dream and I feel I could gush about it

那是一個夢，我覺得我可以滔滔不絕的說出來

for eight more years, I will spare you.

再過八年，我就放過你。

I will remember this day all my life.

我將一輩子記住這一天。

Mom, my mom's here.

媽媽，我媽媽在這裡。

Mom, come say hi.

媽媽，來打個招呼。

Did you like it, did you like the show?

你喜歡嗎，你喜歡這個節目嗎？

- I loved it! - Okay, good.

- 我喜歡！- 好吧，好。

Okay, you can leave now. - Okay.

好了，你可以離開了。- 好了，你可以走了。

I loved it!

我很喜歡！

- Wait, come back!

- 等等，回來！

What happened after the show?

演出結束後發生了什麼？

What happened, you know, after I left the stage?

我離開舞臺後發生了什麼？

- Ellen hugged me?

- 艾倫抱著我？

- Ellen ran up and hugged my mom.

- 艾倫跑上前抱住我媽。

- Well, actually, she hugged me before you came out.

- 事實上，在你出來之前，她擁抱了我。

- Oh, she did?

- 哦，她有嗎？

- Yes. - No, I didn't know that!

- 是的 不，我不知道!

- Yes, she hugged me before you came,

- 是的，在你來之前，她抱了我。

she came up and told me what a wonderful person

她走過來告訴我，她是個多麼好的人啊！

you were and that I should be very proud of you.

我應該為你感到驕傲。

- Ellen is just the best!

- 艾倫是最棒的！

Okay, go away. - Okay.

好吧，走開。- 好吧，走吧。

- I need to finish this video 'cause

- 我需要完成這個視頻'原因

this is going to be eight years long.

這將是八年之久。

And then after the show we were leaving

演出結束後，我們要離開

and we were walking to the car and then, honk!

我們走到車前，然後，按喇叭！

And then we looked behind us and she's like, "Excuse me!"

然後我們看了看身後，她'的樣子，"對不起！&quot。

It was Ellen telling us to get out of the way

是愛倫叫我們別擋路的

and she's like, "Thanks for coming on the show!"

和她'的樣子，"謝謝你來上節目！&quot。

and I was like, oh my god, Queen.

我當時想，哦，我的上帝，女王。

I just wanted to say thank you

我只是想說謝謝你

for making my life the life that it is,

為了讓我的生活變得更精彩。

whether you've been here for eight years,

無論你'已經在這裡八年。

whether you've just gotten here today because of Ellen!

無論你今天是否因為艾倫才來到這裡!

Hi, you're new, what's up?

嗨，你是新來的，怎麼了？

I don't know, welcome.

我不知道，歡迎。

But whether you've been here since

但無論你是否自始至終都在這裡。

the beginning or since today, thank you.

從一開始或者從今天開始，謝謝你。

Not many people get the opportunities

機會不多

that I have, not many people have the privileges

我有的，沒有多少人有這樣的特權。

that I have, and not a day goes by,

我所擁有的，沒有一天不在。

not a second goes by, that I don't appreciate it

沒有一秒鐘的時間，我不欣賞它。

and acknowledge it and hope that I use it

並表示認可，希望我用好它

to the best of my abilities so thank you for being there.

盡力而為，所以感謝你的存在。

I don't know what else to say.

我不知道還能說什麼。

I feel like, you know what, I need to celebrate,

我覺得，你知道嗎，我需要慶祝。

I need to go get some fast food.

我得去買點快餐

It has been a day, it has been a day.

這一天，已經是一天了。

Today is the day that we filmed,

今天是我們拍攝的日子。

so I am coming off the stage, walking into my apartment

所以我從舞臺上走下來， 走進我的公寓，

and I'm like, let's film a video, 'cause this is like,

和我一樣，讓我們拍攝的視頻，&#39； 因為這是像，

I get to do cool stuff, but even cooler is coming

我可以做一些很酷的事情，但更酷的事情會來的

and talking to you guys about it.

並和你們談論它。

So, I gotta go.

所以，我得走了。

Mom, let's go get drinks.

媽媽，我們去拿飲料吧。

- [Mom] Okay. - Okay.

- [媽媽]好的。- 好吧，我知道了

So, if you liked this video, give it a thumbs up.

所以，如果你喜歡這個視頻，請豎起大拇指。

If you want me to do a video with Ellen some day,

如果你想讓我改天和Ellen拍個視頻，

us, in my living room, I think that could happen.

我們，在我的客廳， 我認為這可能發生。

If you want that to happen, give this video a thumbs up

如果你希望這樣，請對這個視頻豎起大拇指。

and let me know what you think me and Ellen

讓我知道你對我和Ellen的看法。

should do in the comments below.

應該在下面的評論中做。

If you want to see my latest video, click right there.

如果你想看我最新的視頻，請點擊那裡。

If you want to hear my latest podcast, click right there.

如果你想聽我的最新播客，請點擊那裡。

If you want to be my Person of the Week, click right there.

如果你想成為我的 "一週人物"，請點擊那裡。

If you want to come to tour, as this video is live

如果你想來旅遊，因為這段視頻是現場的

right now, I am currently on tour.

現在，我正在巡演。

There's dates in the UK, in America,

在英國、在美國都有'的日期。

in Australia, in Canada, so click the link below,

在澳洲，在加拿大，所以點擊下面的鏈接。

tyleroakleytour.com, almost all the dates

tyleroakleytour.com，幾乎所有的日期。

are selling out quickly, so get

迅速售罄，快去

your tickets quick, and yeah...

你的票快，是的...

I don't know what else to say.

我不知道還能說什麼。

This is a cool life.

這是一個很酷的生活。

I love you.

我愛你

Thank you.

謝謝你了

♫ And that's all

# And that's all #

♫ Have a good life ♫

"祝你生活愉快

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I don't want to say goodbye yet,

我還不想說再見。

I'm just having a really good day.

我'我只是有一個非常好的一天。

Well, what are you guys up to?

那麼，你們在做什麼？

(laughs)

（笑）

I just talked about myself for eight years.

我只是談了八年的自己。

What's up with you?

你怎麼了？

I'm listening.

我在聽。

Tweet me what you're up to.

在Tweet上告訴我你在做什麼。

Okay, I gotta go.

好吧，我得走了。

Love you, bye.

愛你，再見。