And then just, like, put emojis over the nipples?

然後在奶頭上放一些 emoji 表情符號啊？

What emoji?

你要放哪種 emoji？

All of them! It was gonna be a series.

全部啊！我要做一整個系列！

I did it! I've found the perfect outfit.

我做到了！我找到完美的穿搭了！

For what? Rosh Hashanah?

什麼場合的完美穿搭？猶太新年？

No, for a date! Or a "non-date" date, it's unclear.

不是啦，穿去約會！或是 “非約會” 的那種約會，還不太確定。

I need to look like the kind of girl you'd want to date.

我需要看起來像是那種男生想要交往的女孩。

Cool, what are you gonna wear?

好啊，那你要穿什麼？

This, Gaby!

穿這樣啊，Gaby！

It's perfectly constructed to show that I am a respectable, smart girl with a good figure.

這套衣服完美地呈現出我是一個值得尊重、聰明、身材姣好的女生。

I mean, you are all of those things, but none of them are visible right now.

我覺得，那些特質你都有啦，但是現在沒有一個看得見欸。

Even if I take my cardigan off halfway through lunch when it gets warm?

就算我吃午餐到一半變熱了之後脫掉我的羊毛開襟衫也看不見嗎？

Are you a dancer?

你是舞者嗎？

Hey! Come back! Life is a cabaret!

嘿！回來啦！人生就像一齣表演啊！

I went to boarding school, but I didn't like it.

我以前念寄宿學校，但我不太喜歡。

Further?

再往下一點？

No, it's a complicated dress.

不，這件衣服太複雜了。

I like to be taken seriously, but not in the bedroom.

我想要被認真對待，但是在房間裡就不用囉。

Yuck!

好噁！

It doesn't work for me! I don't know why it doesn't work for me!

這個不適合我！我真的不懂為何這個不適合我！

I'm a good person who's made mistakes, but I've taken the time to reinvent myself into someone worth being.

我是一個犯過錯的好人，但我已經花了時間改過自新，讓自己變成一個值得好好對待的人了。

Sure, I'm a bit uptight, but I know how to have a good time when I'm given fair warning and moral support.

沒錯，我是有點拘謹，但是我還是懂得享受時光的，只要你給我點事前準備跟精神上的支持。

I'm honest, I'm loyal, and I'm here, ready for a relationship.

我很誠實，我很忠誠，而我就在這邊準備好開始一段感情了。

Wow, but how many kids do you want?

哇，但你想要幾個小孩？

Two.

兩個。

That's why I'm gonna wear platform sandals instead of stilettos.

這就是為什麼我會穿厚底涼鞋而不是細跟高跟鞋的原因了。

Allison, you can't put this much pressure on your clothes to say who you are.

Allison 你不能為了在「如何透過穿搭表達自我」這件事情給自己那麼大的壓力。

I know that, Gaby.

我知道啊，Gaby。

That's why I put so much thought into my hair and makeup too.

所以我也花了很多心思在我的髮型跟妝容上。

Light pink, for an old soul.

比如粉紅色，表示成熟的靈魂。

Alright. You are not your appearance.

聽著，你跟你的外表是兩回事。

If you dress this way, men will say this.

如果你穿這樣，男人就會說這些。

If you dress that way, women will think that.

如果你穿那樣，女人會想別的。

You can't rely on physical things to tell the world who you are or what you believe in.

你不能依賴這些物質的東西去告訴大家你是誰，或是你相信什麼東西。

Are you serious?

你認真的嗎？

[FRIES BEFORE GUYS]

(薯條比男友重要)

This is a summary at best.

這充其量只是個結論啦。

Can I borrow your shirt? Yeah. Thanks.

我可以借你的衣服嗎？好啦。謝啦。