is like sniffing boxes welcome to my virgin kitchen we are in the youtube space with Emma

Blackery too we are tasting some treats I have been sent from Taiwan from a Ye Fan,

Yvonne Chen, they are all in date, they are all down here, are you excited? I am excited.

There are some in here that I have seen that you are going to love, I love everything.

First up is something called lonely god, cannot believe there are crisps called lonely god,

potato twists and they have an angel on the front cover. How can lonely god be the translation

for anything, is that something to do with doctor who, was he not sometimes referred

to as that, doctor who style crisps, a tardis comes out with Peter Capaldi. We can actually

get inside the packet, and we are inside the tardis then we should just go to Taiwan, they

are tard crisps, they are beet tard crisps, watch emmas video and you will know what I

mean by that, stop it. If she edits that bit out you are doomed!

Kind of weak, there is not much to them it is a poor smell if there was a lonely god

he will be disappointed with them. Maybe that is why he is lonely. Maybe he invented them,

he offered everyone the crisps and was like no going round yours mate. I was about to

stuff them in my mouth but thought, nope too far. Oh quite sweet, a real sweetness to them,

very sweet yeah, I am getting the loneliness but not the godliness, that god would not

be lonely for long if he handed these out. The lonely god of sugar cubes or something

like that, you can read Taiwanese, amazing. Lonely god I bring them to field trips when

in elementary school, ok, so they are definitely not lonely then, you like them, they are genuinely

nice I am now the lonely god. If you eat too many nobody will speak to you, when you have

that much power you become elevated from humanity. People will acknowledge you. You have grown

by a foot now, there we go. Next up is mini egg rolls, so little rolls

of egg, they look like little cigar type things, wafer kind of snappy biscuit thing, I believe

I have had those before, the regular size is about 20cm this is a mini package. That

is not helpful, that prepares me for nothing. Oh nice, sealed for freshness, all the way

from Asia. They look good, they look like what you make fortune cookies out of, possibly,

yeah think you could be on something there. They are fortune cookie rolls, look through

it and see your own future, wow, crumbling, that was more crumbly than I thought, I was

expecting the snap, it tastes just like a fortune cookie, just crumblier, much more

crumblier, pretty good guys like a brandy snap but softer, I am getting a hint of egg

to it, yeah it is a mini egg roll, like a fried egg rolled up and then baked or something

like that. They are great. Next up has no English on it whatsoever which

is extremely useful when you have 3 english people reviewing stuff. This is apparently

a quai quai a ki ki maybe? Coconut cookies, I hate coconut, I hate coconut too, so brilliant.

No English and it has a bucked teeth pirate on the front, holding a traffic light, and

they are all green, he causes accidents, he runs around, he just runs around like a little

scamp saying you can go now, you can go too, hahahahaha worst traffic warden ever.

They look like quavers, puffy coconut quavers, they look like warts, wartsits, yes! Another

hybrid, they have this horrible sheen to them, do not know if you can make that out at home,

very shiny like it has a syrup on the top. Lets get this over with, yum, urgh, you do

not like that, it has just gone, it is not the coconut its also just like a potato, some

sort of opps, Its coconut! Oops! Its coconut! I think they shininess is the coconut, there

is sugar going on, a sugar outer layer and then the minute you get through that it sort

of disintegrates. Stuck in my tooth never to return, but they are not cookies, that

was a lie, you lied! Do you Taiwanese people call cookies crisps or something let us know

down below and all that stuff, we need to know, lies all lies!

Next up are these peacock biscuits, what, oh they are nothing to do with peacock. It

would be amazing if there was a big peacock in it, there is not dead bird lol. That is

a shame, looks like some sort of cracker, just looks like a normal biscuit doesn�t

it there is a peacock, just the logo since 1969 before that he was a man, it is just

a biscuit, it does not seem to have any butter so it will not be a moist biscuit, like a

crispy biscuit, look at me working out the biscuit I am a connoisseur oh my gosh little

bit damaged in packaging they are a biscuit and they snap, I wonder if they are cheesy

or something. No just a biscuit. I just inhaled whatever that was, whatever it was is right

up my nose, wow I am getting a very subtle flavour of mini cheddars or something.

Yeah, coming through right at the end, oh they remind me of the little sticks you would

put in chocolate dip, they taste a bit like a stick. Not bad a little bit of cheese running

through it, this whole video is me eating while you guys describe. I have noticed a

thing with the Taiwanese stuff you eat them and they disappear into nothing. Yeah, the

minute it hits your tongue its gone and evaporates, where is it going let us know down below.

Next up by select 7 this appears to be two types of jerky, we have chicken no we have

not we have beef and pork, oh yeah there are pictures of the animal. A pig and a unicorn,

I usually avoid animal, are you a vegetarian, mostly, I say mostly but for me I cannot really

turn this down because it is Taiwanese, I have never had jerky in my life either, oh

really this is the first time, I feel quite privileged, no no it is ok I eat fish sometimes

I do not know what I am doing, definitely going to have a cow lump, oh my god, is it

hairy, oh no that is the fibre stuff. Not like pork scratching when you get the hair

on it, oh god it does not smell to good this is not the best way to baptise yourself into

meat again, teriyaki cardboard to me, yeah here are the pig strips, very processed, yeah

not liking the pig one, it does not taste of pig at all just sugar, oh no there is an

after taste it is not so good that, it could just be rubber that, possibly, it is sort

of a sugar rubber, but the pig did not need to die, we will build him back together nobody

will notice, in the field, the farmer will be fine with that right, we need to have a

talk Barry, you know that dog your parents said went off to the farm.

Next up is noodle oodles, has a prince on the front, not prince the singer, or the fresh

prince of bel air, oh no it could be the fresh prince, now this is a story all about how

my life got flipped upside down, and then noodles, that�s it then noodles is how it

ends. Little prince noodles original flavour, oh little prince it is the musician, flavoured

noodles no need to cook them apparently, we just stick them in our hands, and then into

our mouths, they look like the worms you find in your dogs butt, but not my dogs butt princes

dog, looks a bit like toenail clippings, oh herbs, escaped from a pot noodle without being

cooked, that is really nice, I was expecting something a bit Bombay mix, oh man you probably

could put them in water too, yeah, not sure if it is chicken but there is definitely some

sort of stock thing with herbs crunch loving it.

Alright so we are letting Emma finish off prince that could be taken so many different

ways, we are now going to have a pineapple cake, which apparently is very popular in

Taiwan most tourists buy them and they do different types of sweet and sour ones, excited

by this guys? I am still enjoying prince in my mouth, I like pineapple I like cake, trying

to avoid the prince innuendos, I cannot swallow, prince will not like that, oh man! Wow it

is like childbirth, it is like a cake, oh god flaky and spongey, good god, oh it has

the syrup stuff in the middle, I am going to let you guys break that up, mr kipling

would not be amused, come on pull some off, pull some of prince off, join in Stuart, I

am not falling for that one again! That was a hell of a stag weekend. Oh wow, texture

is odd, very nice you can see why the tourists go wild for that, I love pineapple so for

me this is better than prince. Princepapple, no. Shut up barry, the hybrids are just there.

You are not going to be able to make a new cronut. Purple rain purple rain.

Lemon cream wafers here, very bland packaging like a tesco value thing going on, that is

it, Asda value I am eating prince again sorry. Can you finish prince off, its ok prince is

done, prince is done. It took a while, he is smoking a cigarette down below, right I

thought you would never offer, what was this again, lemon cream wafers, you can smell the

cream from here thought it is like there is a lemon tree behind us, really artificial

lemon though, it smells just like the Kentucky fried chicken cloths, we are just about to

eat a towelette, I just inhaled half a wafer up my nose, so airy, you cannot taste as much

lemon as you can smell, very mild and soothing, yes it smells a lot more lemony than it tastes.

I like it quite nice to eat, edible cleansing cloth from an indian restaurant.

It should be rebranded with an indian man on the cover presenting it to you on the plate

rather than just the green and white packaging take it up a notch. You are selling it good,

that is why he is an entrepreneur , that is good I liked it.

Dried radish cookies, Taiwan I love you guys this food is amazing so far, that is my disclaimer,

except for jerky, we should be ashamed, the pork jerky was awful Taiwan, it is awful and

you should feel awful, but the beef felt good it felt like real animal, felt good what do

you mean, I just love the texture I do not know, it felt good, I was just getting in

the zone with my r Kelly moment I always have to have one of those, dried radish cookie,

my mum said she ate them often when she was young, this is really useful information does

not tell us anything about the taste, the same packet since 1974 oh wow they do smell

kind of Asian if I can describe it like that kind of like a soy sauce smell to it, they

look like little wall tiles, you can tile your house in these, but do not as they will

rot eventually and you will eat your own walls. Nice flavour coming through, they are really

good actually, it needs something to dip them in, yeah it needs something, you get a little

soy and ginger sauce that you get from asda or something. I was a little bit disappointed

with these actually I thought they would have a little more spank in it, a bit more oosh,

a bit more radish. A bit more radish and spank, where you going? Think we have lost emma stop

thinking about prince. They are slightly sweeter than I thought, too many innuendos, so apparently

nice biscuits but not as good as spanking a radish, yeah if you have a radish and slap

it every hour twice and hour you get the same satisfaction, needs more spanking and prince,

needs more prince! Oh they are so gummy, haha last up are these, that was like the queen

saying it, leave me alone, last up are these things called fruit gummy so they are hopefully

a sweet end to this Taiwanese taste journey, gummy baby. Says +qq on it is that not some

sort of instant messaging system, sponsored by aol messenger, you put them in your mouth

and can communicate with a friend, they just look like a big boil, yeah it does look like

a big boil, can you lance that please yeah it looks like a horrible burn, is there bits

in it or is that the light, no its supposed to look like an orange I think.

Hmmm that is good, really good, firm, I think it is grape rather than blackcurrant actually,

it has a spank to it again, oh for god sake. Spank a horseradish with a gummy vibe to it,

they have grape in asia a lot. The orange one is good you guys should try it, yeah ok,

break it in half, just try and tear it its going to go urgghhhh come on now it is so

gummy, there you go take that thumb, there we go sharing is caring, sure you want to

taste that oh wow that is good right, haha you did it in the style of a gerbil then too,

it is peach flavour not orange, it is you are right peach, that is why I like it.

So there we are then guys that is our food journey of Taiwan if you want to check out

some more videos we have done together check out Emmas channel and of course Stuarts channel

what do you think guys, I miss prince, haha best conclusion, I wish we had more prince,

needs more prince, peachy just how prince like it.