Feels like foot...#$%^%..and then it's head it's just...

感覺像是腳...%$%^...還有他的頭...

(husband: yeah, probably his head)...down low...

（老公：對，應該是他的頭）...好下面

what am I doing. my legs..

我在幹嘛...我的腿...

Husband: what?

老公：什麼？

Oh my god, I'm scared I'm gonna have it right here.

我的天啊，我好怕我就要在這裡生了。

Husband: at least its head is in the right position.

老公：只少他的頭是在正確的位子了

I think it's its head. I don't know. I can't tell.

我覺得那是他的頭。我不知道。我不確定。

AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

Oh babe...ohhh babe..ohh bae.....

喔寶貝...哦寶貝...哦貝..

OHH the water broke! the water broke! the water broke! (Husband: alright, alright) The water broke. the water broke!!!!!!

喔 羊水破了！！水破了！水破了！！ （老公：沒關係，沒關係） 水破了。水破了！！！

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

阿阿啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！！！！

OHH MY GOD!

我的天啊！！！

oh my god AHHHHHHHHHHH

我的天啊 啊啊啊啊啊！！！

Oh my word. Oh my word.

我的天。我的天。

Oh my god... errrrrrrrrrrrrrr it hurts so bad!!!

我的天...啊！！！！！真的好痛！！！！

Errrrrrrrrrrrr

啊！！！！！

Please get there.

拜託趕快到那裏

Husband: Do you need to takeyour pants down?

老公：你要把你的褲子脫下來嗎？

I don't know

我不知道

I don't know if I can do it

我不知道我做不做得到

I can't! I can't!

我做不到！做不到！

OH MY GOSH! IT'S COMING OUT!

我的天啊！！它要出來了！

It's coming out! It's coming out.The head is out.

它要出來了！要出來了。頭出來了。

Husband: Alright. you wanna pull your pants..

老公：沒關係。你要把你的褲子...

AHHHHHHHHHH

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！

Get the seatbelt get the seatbelt...

把安全帶弄開。把安全帶....

Errrrrrrrrrrr

呃呃呃呃呃呃呃

It's out. IT'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!

出來了。它出來了！！！！！！

Oh my gosh! the baby is out of me babe!

我的天啊！！寶寶已經在我身體外面了！

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

呃呃呃呃呃呃呃

It's OUT!

它出來了！

Aweee..OHHH

啊啊...喔喔喔

Husband: Alright. Do you want me to stop or do you want me to keep going?

老公：沒關係。你想要我停下來還是繼續開？

Keep going

繼續...

Husband: Alright. We had a baby! Hehehaha

老公：沒問題。我們有小孩了！哈哈哈哈

(baby crying) Husband: OH.

（哭聲）老公：喔

Oh my goodness

我的天啊

Husband: Alright

老公：沒關係

It's a boy. It's a boy! Husband: It's a boy.

是個男孩。是個男孩！老公：是個男孩！

Husband: Look at that!

老公：快看！

Husband: Ohh hooo.

老公：喔哇

It's gotta be suctioned. It's gotta be suctioned.

他的臍帶需要被剪掉喔。需要被剪掉。

Husband: It's crying babe. It's breathing just fine.

老公：寶貝 它在哭。他在呼吸。

Husband: alright. Spank him.

老公: 好。打他。

Husband: It's breathing. If he is crying, he's breathing.

老公：他在呼吸。如果他在哭，他就是在呼吸。

Husband: But hold him upside-down babe. Hold him upside-down.

老公：不過把它上下顛倒的抱。上下顛倒的抱。

Husband: and pat him on the booty.

老公：然後拍打他的屁股。

Oh my gosh. We just had a baby.

我的天啊。我們有小孩了。

Husband: We did it! High five babe!

老公：我們做到了！寶貝擊掌！

Oh my gosh. I cannot believe. He came right out in the car!

我的天。我不敢相信。他在車上出生了！

Oh my gosh babe!

我的天啊寶貝！

You're beautiful. Oh my goodness baby boy.

你好美。我的天啊小寶貝。

Oh my goodness.

我的天。

Oh I knew he was comig out.

喔 我就知道它要出來了

He's a boy. Babe, He's a boy.

他是個男孩。寶貝，他是個男孩。

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊。

What do I do? what do I do?

我該做什麼？我該做什麼？

Husband: Love him hehehehe.

老公：愛他啊呵呵呵呵

Oh I love him so much

喔 我真的好愛他

He's beautiful. He's beautiful.

他好美。真的好美。

Husband: So I wonder if we still have to pay for using a birth center hehehe

老公：所以我在想我們還需要付醫院生小孩的錢嗎 呵呵呵

I don't know. Oh baby I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

我不知道。喔寶貝我不知道我該怎麼做。我不知道要做什麼。