>> Yeah, Japan!

>> Yeah, Japan!

>> Yeah, Japan!

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>> Mm.

Hey guys. My name is Ty Demura.

I was born and raised in Japan.

I'm half-American, half-Japanese, and

I'm super shitfaced ,and I'm super hungry as well.

So I'm gonna go make a banana milkshake with raw

egg and natto over rice with a little drizzle of

soy sauce.

We're gonna get all the food out of

vending machines only, because Japan is

the vending machine capital of the world.

[MUSIC]

All right, fuckers.

We're gonna get some raw eggs.

See how beautiful this vending machine is?

This is state-of-the-art,

raw egg vending machine action here.

So just a little explanation to this sign.

It says, [FOREIGN].

Yesterday's eggs are not in here.

So don't worry cuz they're fresh eggs.

They are 200 yen for eight, which is 20 yen

per egg, which is really fucking cheap.

I don't have a lot of money.

And I spent it all at the club.

[SOUND] So these are my eggs.

Say hello to my eggs.

So I got 10 eggs, but only three of them will

be eaten today, unless that girl calls me back,

and then we will have two more eggs that

are gonna get licked and eaten.

Yeah, that was kind of gross.

So this vending machine is special because it's

got coffee, cafe au lait,

orange juice, apple juice,

banana, strawberry, and [FOREIGN].

This guy actually looks like one of my

best friends.

So we're gonna get some Bulgarian yogurt,

which probably isn't from Bulgaria but they just

call it Bulgarian yogurt to make it sound cool.

[SOUND] Let's put this in.

We're gonna get some banana juice, because

banana juice and actual bananas are always good.

[MUSIC]

All right, so

I got my yogurt juice and my banana drink, and

we're gonna go get some more shit, so follow me.

All right, so I'm having a little

trouble holding all this,

all these ingredients, but, oh, wait!

Oh, shit, that's the Tenga shit!

[SOUND] Oh!

>> [LAUGH]. >> Fuck,

I broke the eggs!

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This is what happens when you hold eggs and

a whiskey bottle in the same hand.

Look at this shit.

This is fucked up.

It looks super gross.

It looks like semen.

All right, let's get some vanilla for

the banana milkshake.

This looks good.

All right. [MUSIC]

All right,

let's get this shit home before it melts.

So this is natto, which means fermented beans,

and it smells like your mom's feet, and

it looks like snot, but it's the best shit ever.

I could eat this every day,

so I'm gonna get some to mix with the raw egg,

which is gonna be amazing.

I'm gonna buy number 13, which is [FOREIGN] natto.

I don't know what that means.

[FOREIGN] means hot sauce.

And this is the only place in Japan where you

can buy natto through a vending machine.

And I know this because I was born and raised in

Tokyo, so let's go make some natto and raw egg.

[MUSIC]

Fuck.

[SOUND] So this is my kitchen.

We got some ice cream, we got some eggs.

One is cracked, but I'm going to throw that away.

We got natto.

We got some more, yogurt drink and milk by my

crotch because I couldn't hold everything.

And we've got some rice from earlier today and

it looks delicious, as you can see.

The ice is in that freezer that I had from

before, add some bananas that I bought yesterday

and they are still good, and here are the milk

drinks that I got earlier as well, banana milk,

Bulgarian yogurt, and Hokkaido milk.

So we're gonna mix this all together.

Oh, as well as the ice cream that I stuck in

my whiskey bottle, and it's about to melt but

it's still gonna be awesome.

So let me mix this up for you.

So we're just gonna pour a little bit of ice,

cuz we don't wanna fill the whole thing up.

I'm gonna start off with a Bulgarian yogurt milk.

I'm not using the exact ingredients you need for

banana milkshakes, but

I'm just freeballin' it and

I got this shit lined up here.

So I'm just gonna mix it all together, and

I know it's gonna be awesome because I've

dreamt about this my whole life.

[SOUND].

Here's some milk.

I keep spilling this shit, but

it's all good because my house is a dump anyway.

And here is the banana.

Bananas are awesome because they're really

healthy for you and they taste good.

They got a lot of potassium.

So this milkshake is gonna be super bomb

because I'm gonna be super hung over tomorrow,

and this is gonna help somehow.

And here is melted ice cream that I got earlier,

and this is gonna make all the difference

because it's got sugar in it and it's gonna, oh,

fuck, so this shit is melted already, but

it's gonna still taste good.

Blend the shit up.

[SOUND] All right, so the banana milkshake is done,

and we're gonna move on to the raw egg and

natto that I was telling you about earlier,

which is gonna taste really good.

So here's the natto that I brought earlier.

So this is what I

was talking about when it looks like snot.

It looks like a bunch of

huge boogers mixed together with mucus.

So this is [FOREIGN], which is hot sauce.

And normally, it doesn't come with natto, but

we got the special kind,

only cuz I know exactly where to get it.

So this is the perfect late-night meal

because you could find these ingredients at any

time of the day including super late nights like

tonight, and this is where the magic happens.

This is where fermented soybeans turn into

super-tasty natto.

[SOUND] Smells so good.

So here is the rice, dry as hell, but

it's still gonna be super good.

So I'm just gonna dump this right in to

the bowl, and

then this is when the raw egg comes to play.

Here's the egg.

[SOUND] These are my nuts, and my nuts have

just been busted on top of the natto.

So this is natto and raw egg.

And I'm gonna mix this together.

And this might look gross to a lot of people,

but this is one of my favorite things to

eat when I'm drunk and lonely at night.

This is my companion in a lot of ways.

And then we're gonna add some soy sauce.

Soy sauce is the magical sauce that

makes everything better.

I'm just gonna pour a little bit, and

that's just about the right amount.

I'm gonna keep mixing it.

So the raw egg in the natto,

in the soy sauce with the rice is ready.

The banana milkshake is ready.

So I'm about to get my grub on.

[MUSIC]

[SOUND] Oh, this is kinda weird.

[MUSIC]

[SOUND] Oh, it's so gross though.

All right, so I've been doing this thing acting

like I knew what I was doing.

But this is the first time I've put raw egg

with natto on a bowl of rice, and

I thought it would be awesome.

But it's actually kind of gross, and

I can't eat it, I can't eat too much of it.

So I'm gonna wash this down with

a banana milkshake that I know will be awesome.

So I'm just gonna put this right here and

let it sit, and one of the hotties that I

saw earlier today can eat it.

Oh!

That's what happens when you get drunk and

try to make banana milkshakes.

You forget that you're supposed to

pour the blender into the cup.

It's still good though.

Dude, this is gonna like ruin me.

And on that note, banana milkshakes suck.

Raw egg with natto on

top of rice with soy sauce sucks, as well.

I'm never gonna do this ever again.

Fuck you guys.