I've been making sushi almost 15 years.

我已經有15年的握壽司經驗了。

Today, I'm going to be sampling cheap sushi.

今天，我將要試吃便宜的壽司。

Oh, it's nice in price.

哦，這個價錢相當不錯。

This is "California Sampler".

這是來自加利福尼亞的試食品。

I use hand, that's what I do.

我會使用手，這是我一貫的作風。

Fake crab...

假的蟹肉...

Avocado pretty nice...

相當不錯的酪梨...

That's too mushy.

這太軟爛了。

This is not sushi rice, actually.

這絕對不是壽司飯。

Taste-wise I'm feeling only avocado's taste.

經過我細細地品嚐後，我只有感受到酪梨的味道。

One star.

一顆星。

Wow, I always go there

哇，我經常光顧那裡

...to go shopping

...去購物

Do you ever get their sushi?

您曾購買過他們的壽司嗎？

No...

並沒有...

Let's smell.

讓我們來聞聞。

Bad shrimp smell.

不好聞的蝦子味。

I have to eat this one?

我有需要吃這個嗎？

They're frozen.

它們是冰凍的。

The rice is gonna be so hardened.

飯粒也會因而變得更硬。

Wow...I literally can't say anything.

哇...我完全說不出些什麼。

This is crazy.

這太瘋狂了。

Totally...

完全...

Zero star.

零顆星

Minus zero star or something.

負一顆星或更糟。

Sorry guys.

抱歉啦，各位。

This is nice and kinda pricey actually.

這個非常不錯，但真的有一點點貴。

What happened to wasabi?

這芥末醬是出了什麼問題？

Looks like... How do you say in English?

看起來有點像... 英文該怎麼說呢？

When I was a kid and played around.

當我還是小孩時，我四處玩樂。

Play-Doh?

培樂多？

Sushi rice is kinda pretty nice...

壽司米真的相當不錯...

Also kinda fresh.

還有點新鮮。

I cannot grab it.

我無法拿起來。

It's kinda too soft.

這有一點太軟了。

In other ones, they're just smushed, but this is...

在其它的壽司中，它們至少是緊實的，但這一個...

I can see the rice...whole rice.

我能看到米...一整坨米飯。

Yeah also salmon, too...

啊！還有鮭魚...

Salmon's pretty good here.

鮭魚在這裡就表現得不錯。

Two point five stars.

二點五顆星。

Looks like...kinda nice.

看起來...好像不錯喔！

What's the pink residue?

那個粉紅色的渣渣是什麼？

That's coming from the fish...

那個來自於魚本身...

I mean Frozen fish have so much water.

我指的是，冷凍魚夾帶非常多的水分。

Is that bad?

這樣不好嗎？

I mean...

我的意思是...

I don't wanna eat actually.

我真的不是很想吃。

Let's try...

讓我們來試試看。

This is kinda nice quality frozen tuna.

這真的是品質不錯的冷凍金槍魚。

I mean still kinda sad.

但我仍覺得有點糟糕。

Zero point five.

零點五分。

But tuna quality (is) pretty ok,

不過金槍魚的品質是真的不錯。

This salmon's gonna be...

這個鮭魚快要...

It's not frozen.

它並不是冰凍的。

This is kinda tasty.

這有一點好吃。

Need wasabi a little bit inside.

需要沾一點點芥末醬在裡面。

Sushi rice...

壽司米...

I like more like a vinegar flavor.

我更喜歡(它)帶點像是醋的風味。

That's why I like it.

這就是為什麼我喜歡它。

I'm feeling...

我感覺...

Three stars.

三顆星

Final thoughts on the selections?

最後對這些選擇(平價壽司)的想法？

They use the same ingredients...

它們都用相同的食材...

I mean same rice.

我的意思是，一樣的米。

I understand, you know.

你知道的，我明白。

Sometimes you wanna eat sushi...

有時候當你想要吃壽司時...

And you go to the store.

然後你走進一家商店。

Generally, I would choose a sandwich.

一般來說，我會選擇一份三明治。

or a hamburger.

或者一份漢堡。

To eat sushi. Please...

如果是要吃壽司，請...

Come into the restaurant.

到餐廳裡去吧！

You guys, talk to a sushi chef.

各位，向壽司師傅點餐去！