I just don't Iike your uterus:

Don't get me wrong:

Your eggs are in great shape, but you have a T-shaped uterus:

That combined with your advanced maternal age,

it's preventing proper implantation:

Why do I have this T-shaped uterus?

WelI, probably has something to do with medication

that was given to your mother when she was pregnant with you:

We used Iot of drugs back in the '70s

which we now know can cause infertility:

Infertility?

Yeah: I would say that your chances of conceiving are very Iow:

How Iow?

WelI, I don't want to assign a number to it:

What would you assign it? A color, a nickname, a Iocker?

Okay:

One in a milIion:

I just don't Iike:::

Don't say that again:

ROSE: Come to think of it,

I did take something for Iiver spots when I was pregnant with you,

but I realIy don't see how that could cause any problems for your uterus:

It was just a different time: They didn't warn people about side effects:

ROSE: They warned me:

I think I might even have signed something:

What?

Kate, I was 30 years old: I was starting to get Iiver spots: Liver spots!

I just hope you put this baby mania to rest:

It's not mania:

How many times have you tried now?

Three? Nine:

The Iast two were in vitro:

Have you considered adoption?

I have applied for an adoption, yes:

Kate, please don't get a black baby:

WelI, I don't think we'II have to worry about that,

because for a single woman,

it can take about five years to get an adoption:

I've just had it with alI these movie stars showing off:

"Look at me and my black baby:"

KilI me: I want you to stab me with something:

You know, Kate, not everyone is as tolerant

of your alternative Iifestyle as we are:

Being single is not an alternative Iifestyle:

It is when you're 37:

(CHUCKLING)