I'll have the Royal Canadian Mounted beef barley soup.

- Ooh, yeah. - And then that bucket of salad.

- I'll split that with you. - You will? That would help.

And then the medley of perch.

That's my favorite. OK.

Miss, what's the Old '96er?

That's our world-famous Paul Bunyan's blue ox steak.

It is a 96-ounce prime-aged beef steak

and if any member of your party orders the Old '96er and finishes,

everybody eats for free.

- Not bad, huh? - Wanna go for it, girls?

- How about you, Chet? - People like it.

- I'll try it. What the heck? - Has anybody ever eaten one?

Oh... no. Not in my lifetime, no.

Bon appĂŠtit.

Oh, good God.

Let's check it out.

How is he?

That's good. Processing very nicely. All right, continue.

- All right. - I did it!

- That just about does it. - He's not done yet.

He may take a while with that last bite but it'll go.

- That ain't the last bite. - Sure it is.

There's nothing left but gristle and fat.

- Oh, God, no. - No problem.

If I can get a dessert down him,

can we get some Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?