My Big Black Clock

I was wondering if you guys would be interested in seeing my BBC?

Your what?

My BBC

The BBC? -Yeah

Do you have like a show on there?

My Big Black Clock

What? -My Big Black Clock

My Big Black Clock

Oh

Why are you asking us that?

Oh, a clock, oh, okay

Pretty big, isn't it?

That's pretty funny

That's a big clock. That's a big one

It's mighty big, isn't it

Like to hold it? It's pretty heavy

What?

What is this?

I was wondering if you would be interested in seeing my BBC?

Your what?

My BBC

What is that?

My Big Black Clock

Big black cock?

Maybe

I can show you now

Sure -Yeah?

Nice clock

Was it as big as you thought it would be?

I mean, I imagined a little bigger

Would you be interested in seeing my big black clock?

Yes, please, right now

Like to see it? -No. No fucking way

I mean...

It's just a big black clock

What...

Did you really say 'clock' the entire time?

What do you think I said?

My big black clock

I mean... it's pretty big

That's a big, black...clock

Your BBC, what's that?

My Big Black Clock

Uhm... nope

No? -Nope

I mean...

It's just...

That was pretty funny. -I don't get it

It's a pretty nice clock, right?

Oh

I was just wondering if you ladies would love to see my big black clock?

No, thank you

No, guys...

No, guys, my big black clock

Seeing your what? -My big black clock

Uhm... no, thank you

Would you guys like to see my big black clock?

I'll let you decide this one. -I think we'll pass

You'll pass? -We'll pass, man

You want to hold it?

Oh my god

No?

It's a nice clock

Clock? He said his cock

Oh my...

How do you have a clock?

What time is it?

BBC time

You trying to see my big black clock?