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  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Voiceover] So Richard Wiseman of the

  • University of Hertfordshire set up a website

  • called Laugh Lab to try to find the funniest joke

  • in the world.

  • After about 40,000 submissions rated by 1.5 million

  • people, he finally found the world's funniest joke.

  • Two hunters are out int he woods when one of them collapses.

  • He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

  • The other guy whips out his phone and calls

  • emergency service.

  • He gasps as he says, "My friend is dead!

  • "He's dead! What can I do?"

  • The operator says, "Hey, calm down.

  • "I can help.

  • "First, let's just make sure he's actually dead."

  • Then there's a silence and all of a sudden

  • a gunshot's heard.

  • And then the guy gets back on the phone.

  • He says, "Okay, what now?"

  • Nothing? - [Woman] No.

  • - Come on, you know that's good.

  • You know it's good, there's a smile.

  • Oh, oh. Almost.

  • (sad music)

  • Did you not hear the joke?

  • - I heard it.

  • - [Host] I'm gonna read it one more time,

  • 'cause I just don't think you guys get

  • really good humor, 'cause this is like really good joke.

  • It's proven.

  • I'm gonna do it one more time.

  • You guys ready?

  • Two hunters out in the woods (upbeat music)

  • when one of them collapses.

  • Oh no! Calls 9-1-1.

  • My friend's dead, what can I do?

  • The operator says, "Hey, calm down.

  • "First, you just gotta make sure he's actually dead."

  • And all of a sudden gunshot noise.

  • The guy gets back on the phone and says,

  • "Okay, now what?"

  • Ha, ha, ha.

  • Ahh, ahh, wow.

  • Maybe you just don't have a sense of humor?

  • - Oh, shit.

  • - You get it?

  • - Yeah, I definitely get it.

  • - Ha, ha, ha, ha.

  • (fake laughing)

  • Was that a tiny laugh?

  • - Yeah, that was a tiny laugh, bro.

  • Oh, that's a laugh there.

  • That's a, that's a kind of a-- that's a laugh.

  • That's a laugh.

  • Oh my gosh, ha, ha, ha, ha.

  • So much funny.

  • I mean, I don't know.

  • I think I heard some laughter.

  • Close enough, so thank you guys so much for playing.

  • Wow. I am the funniest person you've ever met?

  • - (laughs) Wait--

  • - Look at-- more laughter.

  • - Wait a minute, wait a minute.

  • Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

  • - I mean, I made you laugh like on command.

  • This joke is still the best joke ever.

  • Bam, proven.

  • And the guy says, "Okay, now what?"

  • Nothing? - [Woman] No.

  • - Ahh, stone cold.

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世界上最搞笑的笑話,你會笑嗎? (Will You Laugh At The World’s Funniest Joke?)

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    Paul Kuo 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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