revisit the film that reminds you that no matter how much you love each other

重溫這部電影，它提醒你，無論你有多愛對方。

you’re both gonna grow old and die.

你們倆都會老死。

The Notebook.

筆記本。

From sappy author Nicholas Sparks, comes the timeless romance that paved the way for millions

灑脫作家尼古拉斯-斯帕克斯的《永恆的愛情》，為數百萬人鋪平了道路。

of people to form unrealistic expectations of their real-life relationships.

的人對現實生活中的關係形成不切實際的期望。

Meet Allie, an attractive, wealthy, Southern Belle who’s biggest problem is that everyone adores her.

遇到艾莉，一個有魅力的、富有的、南方美女，她最大的問題是大家都喜歡她。

Meet Noah, a poor country boy who’s entire family is dead.

認識諾亞，一個窮困潦倒的鄉下男孩，他的全家都死了。

When these two find each other, he’ll criticize her for being a pushover, and then constantly tell her what to do.

當這兩個人找到對方的時候，他會責備她是個推手，然後不斷地告訴她該怎麼做。

"Get in the water! Get in!"

"下水！下水！"

And she’ll abandon him on numerous occasions.

而且她會在很多場合拋棄他。

Together they’ll be so indecisive, you’ll wonder why they’re even trying.

他們在一起會優柔寡斷，你會懷疑他們為什麼還要努力。

"I love you."

"我愛你"

"I love him!"

"我愛他！"

"I hate you! I hate you!"

"我恨你！我恨你！我恨你！"

"I love him!"

"我愛他！"

"Now I hate you!"

"現在我恨你！"

"I need you to tell him that I love him."

"我需要你告訴他，我愛他。"

"If you leave here, I hate you."

"如果你離開這裡，我恨你。"

"Do you guys love each other?"

"你們相愛嗎？"

"Look at us: we're already fighting!"

"看看我們：我們已經在戰鬥了！"

"Well, that's what we do!"

"嗯，這就是我們的工作！"

A love. that taught an entire generation of women, that it's perfectly okay to string

一段愛情，教會了整整一代女人，串聯起來是完全可以的。

along a sweet, handsome, supportive guy,

沿著一個甜美，帥氣，支持的傢伙。

as long as you’re able to satisfy your every impulsive desire.

只要你能滿足你每一個衝動的慾望。

A movie so generic, yet inexplicably popular, it’s basically the Olive Garden of Love Stories.

如此普通卻又莫名其妙流行的電影，基本就是《愛情故事橄欖園》。

And a romance that will make nagging girlfriends ask “Why aren’t you more like Ryan Gosling?”

而一段浪漫的愛情，會讓嘮嘮叨叨的女友問 "為什麼你不更像瑞恩-高斯林？"

Prompting all boyfriends to ask: “Can we please watch Die Hard?

惹得所有的男朋友都問："我們能不能看《死神》?

Prepare to relive the bad driving,

準備重溫不良駕駛。

the violence,

的暴力。

the shirtless-ness,

的無衫性。

the red dresses,

的紅裙。

the more shirtless-ness,

越是無衫的。

the horrible slurping,

可怕的嘖嘖聲。

and the death of feminism.

和女權主義的死亡。

Starring...

主演...

Perfection

完美

Rachel McAdam’s Apple

瑞秋-麥克亞當的蘋果

Newsies

新人

Julia Stiles

Julia Stiles

Joseph Stalin

約瑟夫-斯大林

Fancy Cyclops

花式獨眼巨人

James Garnish

James Garnish

and... an old lady

還有... 一個老太太

The Movie Your Girlfriend Will Make You Watch

你的女友會讓你看的電影

So wait, he wrote hundreds of letters, but couldn’t just call her once?

所以等等，他寫了幾百封信，但不能只給她打一次電話？

Ugh could have saved me 2 hours.

唉，本來可以省下我2個小時。

Thanks for watching!

謝謝你的觀看!

Be sure to subscribe and be sure to tell us in the comments below what movie you want to see next.

請一定要訂閱，並且一定要在下面的評論中告訴我們你想要的電影。接下來要看。

And tell me what words you'd like to hear me say in my epic movie trailer voice.

告訴我你想聽我用我的史詩電影預告片聲音說什麼話。