(Funky intro Music)

Tom, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

17 again?

Yeah

Pretty sure it fell in the hole

What hole?

OH MY GOD!!

(Dramatic sting)

What is that?

It's a hole

Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing there?

Well, I woke up this morning... *Slurp*

Then there was a hole

What are you gonna do about it?

Well, I put a rug over it

(Dramatic sting)

Yeah, it fell in the hole

Shall we call the police or something?

Oh yeah, I called the police yeah

Well, where are they?

They're in the hole

(Dramatic sting)

Where is your girlfriend?

Tom, where is your girlfriend?!

She's at work

Oh, where does she work?

In the hole

(Dramatic sting)

God! How deep even is this thing?!

That was my favourite mug...

(Dog falling noise)

Now it's in the hole

(Dramatic sting)

Tom, do you even know what this is? Like for all we know it could be an interdimensional

wormhole or a gateway to hell or... Tom?

Tom?!

TOOOOMMM!!?!?

Hey, what's up I got a snack

Tom, will you please take this seriously!

(Monster noise)

(Intense screaming)

(Gun shots)

What was that?!

Hole person

Where did it come from?!

(The look)

Right! The hole! Yeah! Dude, why are you being so calm about this?!

I'm more worried about the space octopus...

What space octopus?!

That one

Oh, here it is!

(Dramatic sting)

Oh shit!

(Dramatic sting)