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  • - Zach, are you rolling?

  • - [Zach] Yeah.

  • - Okay, great. So, we just realized we didn't tell

  • the office that we are doing this naked sushi thing today.

  • So I thought, "Let's just not tell them, and then

  • "it'll be a prank, and then we'll do a prank video."

  • - Are we seriously getting this?

  • - Yeah, I just got to--

  • - No. All the users-- - [Keith] I just got

  • to tell HR, to make sure it's okay.

  • - Are you rolling right now?

  • - [Zach] Yeah!

  • - Gene's on board.

  • - No.

  • - [Keith] Zach's is on board.

  • Right Zach is on board. - [Eugene] We should

  • just finish the set up.

  • - I'm on board.

  • - [Keith] Everybody's on board!

  • I'm going to go ask Melissa.

  • - [Man in grey sweatshirt] No! Keith, no!

  • - [Eugene] Bring the sound equipment!

  • Let's go! Let's go!

  • - [Zach] Eugene!

  • - What are we doing?

  • - [Zach] Eugene!

  • - She's not there

  • We're doing this sushi thing today.

  • We are going to be naked and putting sushi on our bodies,

  • but we didn't tell anybody. Is that okay?

  • - Ah, you're going to do what?

  • - Okay, cool! He's good!

  • He loves the idea. He was in on it.

  • He's like, "You're going to do what?" It's funny.

  • - So we didn't actually get the go-ahead from HR,

  • but we got the go-ahead from David,

  • who sits next to HR, which is just as good!

  • - It's not just as good.

  • - So the sushi people will be here at noon.

  • - [Zach] No, they are here already.

  • - They're here already? - [Ned] What! They're here?

  • I'm going to email Peggy and tell her about the "lunch."

  • - [Zach] Ah, Eugene, any final thoughts?

  • - I'm just excited to ruin sushi for everybody.

  • - (laughs) This guy chopped my glasses off!

  • (Eugene laughs)

  • - We are going to be covered in sushi, naked.

  • And then we are going to surprise our

  • co-workers with our delicious bodies (laughs).

  • - S0, first, what do you do?

  • - I put sushi on naked women.

  • - Wow!

  • - He just lays it all out there for you.

  • - It seems like this practice might be controversial.

  • - The women are willing participants.

  • We treat them not as objects, but as art.

  • - They can't touch you. They can't ask you sexual questions.

  • - I feel like it is very artistic.

  • It's beautiful. One Tuesday, it just depends on the day,

  • but sometimes there are flowers,

  • there's banana leafs and it's really pretty.

  • - Do we need more tape for my nipples?

  • - [Ned] What advice do you have for us?

  • - They told me it's better to be hairless for this.

  • We don't have time for that.

  • - Do you make the makeup a

  • little more Asian for sushi models?

  • - [Makeup Artist] I wouldn't say Asian, in particular,

  • but, I mean, obviously the influence is there.

  • - So basically, you had to put a lot of makeup on the other

  • try guys, but I just have to show my face.

  • - You have to be quiet, so you can't really talk to them.

  • - I'm not good at keeping my mouth shut.

  • - I feel like I would giggle a lot.

  • - I have no gauge for who can actually

  • physically be still and quiet.

  • - I think I'm going to be the best.

  • - [Eugene] No you're not (laughs).

  • - (laughs) Okay, okay.

  • - [Eugene] Did you just kiss your cast?

  • - Yeah

  • - [Eugene] What is that?

  • - [Ned] I am really energetic and

  • I am going to have a hard time staying still.

  • What's your advice for me?

  • - Maybe you can do your back side or your butt,

  • so that everything's on your butt and your back side,

  • because then you're laying flat instead of on your stomach,

  • so it makes it a little bit easier.

  • - That sounds like a pretty great experience to me.

  • People eating sushi off my butt.

  • - [Keith] Are you concerned about farting?

  • (Ned sighs)

  • Did you think about that?

  • - [Ned] No.

  • - I do think that the whole thing is going to be

  • torture for me, because I love sushi.

  • I love eating sushi so much!

  • - My body runs really warm. I feel like I'm going to

  • heat it up very quickly, and it will be just baked fish.

  • - I'm looking forward to being in an art exhibit.

  • I am really excited about flipping

  • the script and letting woman eat off of me.

  • - [Keith] Can you call it the California roll reversal?

  • - There's like a California roll reverse.

  • - [Keith] Boom! Nailed it!

  • - It's a California roll reversal.

  • - That was my joke!

  • - [Ned] So, what's this stuff down here?

  • - This is daikon.

  • - Daikon?

  • - That we shred off.

  • - (laughs) It's so cold!

  • - [Ned] It's so cold! Oh no! (sighs)

  • - [Euguene] Please try the sashimi. It's delicious.

  • This is why you go to the gym, so you can

  • hold sushi on your naked body in really awkward poses.

  • - It feels kind of relaxing.

  • - I'm taking a selfie.

  • - Yeah, that's a good idea.

  • - I can hear people outside.

  • They want this food. They hungry.

  • - [Keith] They think they want it.

  • - We got a line of people at the door and

  • here I am complaining about how there's sushi on my butt.

  • I think it's going to be very uncomfortable

  • having my friends and co-workers eat sushi off me.

  • - I was walking into work and I got an email on my phone.

  • - I was told that I was going to be having sushi.

  • - So I didn't do anything for lunch because I wanted sushi.

  • - I was like yes. Yes!

  • - God damn it!

  • - Welcome!

  • - Alright, they said we were going to have free sushi,

  • but they left out the whole naked thing.

  • - They said it was coming at noon.

  • Then it wasn't coming until one.

  • Then at one, people started to

  • line up because they were starving.

  • (woman screams)

  • - I know the people that are laying

  • here, that's what makes it weird.

  • - You guys brought a woman in here.

  • - I was like, "This is not acceptable."

  • First of all, I think it's illegal.

  • You can put this in the video. I think it's fully illegal.

  • - [Woman] This is horrible. Oh my god!

  • - I actually kind of dug it.

  • It wasn't like you were pulling sushi out of someone's butt,

  • it was more like you were pulling it off of their butt.

  • It's so good.

  • - Keith is the most attractive dude ever,

  • so he is pretty much the quintessential human sushi platter.

  • Ah, Zach had a lot of hair.

  • - So I walked up to Zach and then I picked off a piece

  • that I thought looked the best, without taking note

  • that it was just on his crouch,

  • and I was like, "Oh my gosh, (laughs) I didn't realize

  • I just picked it up off your penis.

  • Can I put it back? (laughs)

  • - The sashimi from Eugene's nether regions

  • actually may have been the freshest.

  • - And then Eugene pops out at me.

  • (Eugene barks)

  • (people laughing)

  • - (singing) We have a weird job. We have a weird job.

  • - You see your naked co-workers and

  • a naked woman, who I thought was our intern.

  • I took the most sushi from the

  • lady, because I trusted her more.

  • - Lots of people were more interested in getting

  • the sushi off of the real model then us.

  • - I think my butt sashimi wasn't that appetizing to people.

  • It's interesting how people judge the sushi by the platter.

  • - I think the worst part was not being

  • able to eat, and I was very patient.

  • He said not to eat. I did not eat.

  • And then I look over and then Eugene

  • ate all their sushi, and that's some bullshit.

  • - I will say I might try going home, stripping naked,

  • and putting pizza on my naked body and eat it off of myself.

  • - I'd do it with pizza.

  • - Oh man! Yes!

  • - I'd do it with like roasted veggies.

  • - Lobster ravioli.

  • - Oh damn!

  • - I felt like an art exhibit. I really did.

  • Keith, that's ours.

  • - [Keith] No bro, it's everybody's.

  • - [Interviewer] Do you think it was a good prank?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Hey!

  • - [Eugene] That was on Ned's butt, it's ours.

  • - [Zach] Who cares?

  • - [Keith] I don't care. I don't know what it is.

  • Can we split it? Just bite part of it

  • and put the other part in my mouth.

- Zach, are you rolling?

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試圖傢伙的裸體壽司惡作劇 (The Try Guys' Naked Sushi Prank)

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