Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to smack your opponents in the face with your wrecking balls.

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Thanks to the attack damage boost from your runes and masteries, you will never miss a single creep kill ever again with your Mini Rasengan.

購買三件產品 獎賞二連發

Also, with AD Female Naruto, those mini ball attacks will be your main source of damage to harass all these pretty boys like a snob girlfriend.

Hey What's Up GG

If you want to add a little spice to your relationship, you can send a Mega Kiss right on his ass to seduce him, throw some little balls here and there

CouilleBleu 這次要來玩

and shoot your Boomerang Balloon to empty his health bar a little bit more.

刀劍神璃 - 性感狐狸

What's more? It's even easier to play that harass game with someone like Snorlax because he has to get close to the midgets if he wants to steal some pocket money.

這邊有符文 天賦

When you're done playing with your toy, it's time to destroy it by using your Sexy Kiss to drag that sexual deviant closer to you,

技能順序 還有道具

set him on fire with your Ignite and throw some marbles at him before using your Master Ball to capture your first Pokemon.

(Balls : 除了球也有蛋蛋的意思) 用你的球球用力砸他的臉吧

After wrecking your lane like Miley Cyrus, you have to help your teammates by roaming everywhere.

對線技巧

When you spot your target, you will only need your Mega Kiss and your Auto-Attacks to kill him,

用你的符文和天賦增加的物攻 小螺旋丸想殺誰就殺誰

but you can still use your other skills to inflict peanut damage even if it's unnecessary.

而且你是個女鳴門 用你的小螺旋丸不停打他們的臉吧

Do you see Sweetie Belle's butt buddy trying to counter jungle your best friend? Well he can try to gallop as fast as Sonic,

不過一段關係是需要點激情調味的

but he will never outrun a hacker that has three flash packed in her ultimate.

用你的色誘術把他勾引過來

If you want, you can switch roles with your jungler by being the one to perform the ninja gank to mindfuck that chibi baller

打幾個小球之後 再補上一個大球抓個癢

because no one, that's right, no one will be able to run away to safety thanks to your Triple Dash.

跟像卡比獸這種英雄玩 騷擾就更簡單了

So, in conclusion, you can literally buttfuck a slow-ass champion like Thresh for a while before sending him to the graveyard with a mini ball in his balls, no problem!

他想要拿點零錢還要跑上去咧

Since you'll be out of your lane often, that bastard will try to take down your tower,

哇靠 你智商上線了

but don't worry about it and use a Mario Kart Double Dash Mushroom Speed Boost efficiently to chase that motherbitch,

如果這個男人已經玩厭了 用你的飛吻跟對方講聲永別

suck that pervert old man's banana with a Heart Shot to disable him for a bit and toss some balls on his face to steal his pocket change.

用點燃把他點著 再對他扔幾顆球

Late game, as AD Ahri, your Boomerang Balloon and your Mini Fire will be so useless that you won't be able to kill a single minion even if you combine them into a combo.

恭喜你使用【大師球】捕捉第一隻神奇寶貝

However, your Mega Kiss will still be useful to pick up some easy kills, your Triple Dash will allow you to run away like a pussy and to smash your head into the wall when you're...

把你的線壓爆之後 到處跑跑見識 順便路見不平

And, thanks to all these beautiful swords, your Mini Rasengan will be so powerful that you will finally be able to destroy turrets here and there by yourself,

找到目標的時候只需要給個飛吻打個普攻

you will have the most powerful life steal tool in your pocket and no one will be able to stop your (BITCH PLEASE).

你還可以用其他技能來抓點癢 雖然完全沒鳥用

If your partner is getting gangbang in the back alley by a bunch of strangers, you shouldn't hesitate to jump in the fray with a dash, Charm that little kid to be able to land some free hits on him,

貝兒的好基友想要康特咱家的將狗嗎

attack Jax's aggressors to slow them with your red buff while running further away from them with your last dash, continue to drop their health with your Mini Rasengan

嘛 他是可以變得跟音速小子一樣快

until Majin Buu comes to your rescue and turn the tables around with a Mega Kiss to have a fearsome foursome with the blind fuckabish.

但是擁有三個閃現這種駭客大絕的她來講只是小菜

If the other team tries to ambush you in the dark, you don't need to fret about it because your Triple Mushroom Speed Boost will be more than enough to escape from that army.

喜歡的話 你跟打野還可以換位置 由你衝出去搞他

But, if you encounter some persistent greedy individuals, you have to teach them a lesson by attacking them until they abandon the hunt.

沒錯 沒人能從你的三連衝逃出去

After that, seduce that Shitty Rat like a slut even if he's ugly to send him back to the sewer and show little Thresh how a team should sandwich an unlucky peasant.

所以你可以像瑟雷西這種慢死人的英雄慢慢玩 厭了就賞他一球吧

That's it for today, people!

你跑來跑去的話 對面那個白痴肯定會來拆你的塔

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用你的飛吻把他吸過來

Ciaossu!

然後丟幾顆球給他 偷掉他的零用錢吧