So you might wanna had do it properly

所以你可能會想要知道如何正確的切它

So first thing versus two ways, slicing and chopping

第一件事分成兩項：切片跟剁碎

Let's do slicing first. The common correct way to do it is to slice in half.

我們先從切片做起，常見的正確方法就是把它切成兩半

Just like that.

就像這樣

So that's one way. The other way, which is what I do

這是一個方法。另一種方法，是我用的方法

is to a nice clean tea towel, put in the middle, take up the corners

拿一個好的、乾淨的毛巾，把洋蔥放在毛巾中間，然後把毛巾的角拉起來

and then twist it ,which is what I do, and just smashing up.

然後扭它，這就是我做的，然後把它打碎

I just squash it

我只是把它壓碎

squash it, squash it, squash it

壓碎、壓碎、壓碎

And then you can kind of squash it again, which is what I do seven times at ten frankly.

然後你可以在壓碎一次，坦白說，我10次裡有7次會這樣做

Now another way to do it which I think is kinda cute. This is the oldest kitchen gadget in the world.

另一種方式我覺得有點可愛，這是世界上最古老的廚房小玩意兒

Well, obviously comes from rocks and these will be relevant in different ways throughout my future.

很明顯地是來自石頭，而它們跟我的未來將以不同的方式相聯

Talk about the bear of oil, you can smell that 20 foot away.

這是油界之王，你在20英尺外就可以聞到它

I can knock that out every single time and I've done that many times.

我每一次都可以擊敗他，我已經做到了很多次

and this is really tiny but you know it does actually work.

這個真的很小，但它真的有用。

We put a fingers on the either side, you're on this, and just rub it around the perimeter of the skin.

我們在兩邊放上Fingers(一種條狀零食)，然後在洋蔥皮的周圍摩擦

All that, fingers tucked away. Now all we gonna do

那麼，把Fingers藏起來，現在我們要做的

is just pop it in a brown paper bag with a banana.

就是把它和一根香蕉裝進咖啡色的紙袋

Now, as I do this I'm starting to cry, so I gonna be really quick.

現在，我開始做這個動作時我會開始哭，所以我要很快

Once you've shaken it, beautiful.

一旦你開始搖它，漂亮！

Finally sliced them, there you go.

終於切好它們了，就這樣

Easy

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