"This is the best!"

這個最好喝！

Which Country Drinks The Best Beer?

Vinepair.com recently released a map showcasing the most popular beer in each country

這個聞起來像兄弟會

So we did a blind taste test to see which popular beer was the best

聞起來有水果味

- This one smells like a fraternity floor.

喔，我愛這個

- It smells a little fruity.

很像杯水

- Ooh I like that one.

這個還不錯

- Very watery.

有點果香

- This is fine.

有一點點鳳梨果汁的味道

It's kinda like, fruity.

我只想要一口氣乾掉這杯

- Has a little bit of a pineapple juice taste.

然後霸氣把杯子反蓋

- This one, I kinda wanna just chug it

喝完了

and then flip-cup it.

蓋

- Done and...

聞起來像蘋果汁

Done.

可不是喔，老兄，聞起來像蜂蜜

- [Man] Smells like apple juice.

顏色稍深

- [Woman] Naw dude, smells like honey.

這是時尚的指標

- Slightly darker. - Slightly darker.

恩~喔！

Which is a sign of fanciness.

喔！好喝吧？

- Mmm. - Oh!

感覺有點微酸

- Ooh! - Yeah, right?

我們是不是應該

- There's like, a sourness to it.

漱一漱然後吐出來？

- Are we supposed to

看起來好可怕！

swish it and spit it out?

可怕的啤酒

- [Woman] This is scary beer!

是什麼呢？

Scary beer.

水

What is it?

不是！我愛黑啤酒

(bleep) water. (laughing)

我不愛黑啤酒。閉嘴

No! - I love dark beer!

喝起來像巧克力

- I don't like dark beer. - Shut up.

有點像培根

- That tastes like chocolate.

喔，太多咖啡味了

- It kinda tastes like bacon.

喝起來好像咖啡

- Ooh, too coffee. - Yeah,

但是它們其實根本相反

tastes a lot like coffee.

這真是耐人尋味

But it does the opposite thing.

很好喝，只是有點太濃

- This is intriguing me.

可能是某種燕麥黑啤酒

- This is pretty good, it's a little heavy.

或是巧克力黑啤酒。我前幾天才剛吃燕麥

- Probably an oatmeal stout of some kind

看起來一點都不像這個

or a chocolate stout. - I had oatmeal the other day.

聞起來有點像栗子

And it looked nothing like this.

或類似核桃什麼的

- [Woman] Smells kind of like chestnuts

聞起來像男人的浴室

or like walnuts or something.

噁！

- Smells like a men's bathroom.

它看起來像尿！

- Ugh!

你怎麼會這麼說？

It looks like pee!

這是味道與眾不同

Why would you say that?

我喜歡這個

- This is a different flavor.

這個喝起來真的像是擺很久的啤酒

- I'd be down for this.

像是啤酒祖先。這個是海膽啤酒？

- This definitely tastes like a really old beer.

這個的確喝起來有點像海的味道

Like an ancient beer. - Is this a sea urchin beer?

再來繼續喝！

- Oh it does taste kind of like the sea.

喔耶！

- Keep 'em comin'!

這才像大學生活。對啊

- [Man] Oh yeah!

這是演唱會的啤酒。聞起來像黏黏的地板

- [Woman] This is college. - [Man] Yeah.

我一聞這杯酒，美好的回憶湧上心頭

- This is concert beer. - Smells like a sticky floor.

這個是不是比較苦？比較苦一點

- I'm smelling this and I'm getting good memories.

這個像是啤酒乒乓遊戲的那種酒。

- It's a little bitter huh? - It's bitter.

這就像是你犯下錯誤，但絕不反悔

- It's like beer pong beer. - This is like,

你喝越多越好喝

mistakes but ones you don't regret.

我知道這是什麼

- The more you drink, the better it tastes.

這是比爾森啤酒。聞起來像肉湯

- I know what this is.

這個來自捷克共和國

This is a pilsner. - Smells like broth.

我正在呼喚它。我真希望

- This is from the Czech Republic.

這不是比爾森啤酒

I'm calling it now. - I really hope that

聞起來很棒。聞起來好香

it's not a pilsner.

對啊

- [Man] Smells good. - [Woman] Smells fragrant.

聞起來有花果香

- [Man] Yeah. - [Woman] Smells like,

我不知道這是什麼

smells fruity and flowery all at the same time.

喝起來完全不像其他啤酒

- I don't know what this is.

到目前為止，這杯是我的最愛

It doesn't taste like any of the other beers.

我什麼都不知道

- This one's probably my favorite so far.

但是這杯看起來像比較高級的啤酒

- I know nothing.

我喝越多越愛它

But this seems to be a higher quality beer.

但是很有可能是因為你喝醉了

- The more I drink it, the more I like it.

這杯啤酒真多汁

- Yeah but that's probably 'cause you're getting drunk.

拜託不要再用

- This is a juicy beer.

多汁這種形容詞。多汁

- (laughing) Please don't describe anything

痾

as juicy ever again. - Juicy.

這杯聞起來像棒球比賽

- Ugh.

它們全都聞起來像... 它們全部

- [Man] This one smells like a baseball game.

聞起來像棒球比賽

They all kinda smell like... - They all

這杯絕對是墨西哥的

smell like baseball games. (laughing)

這個... 就像當你知道這杯酒

- Ooh, this one's Mexican for sure.

如果有配萊姆會更好喝

- This is... - Like when you know it'll

大概都是墨西哥啤酒。沒錯

taste good with a lime,

我喜歡，喝起來很清新

it's generally Mexican beer. - Right.

很不錯。喝起來像大麻！

- I like it, it's really refreshing.

我也不排斥這杯

Really nice. - This tastes like weed!

不會吧。它聞起來像大麻

- I'm not mad at this one either.

如果你走近它，就馬上聞起來有那個味道

- No - That smells like weed.

那就是大麻

If you walked in and you smelled that

聞起來像蘋果酒

that would be marijuana.

蘋果酒，老兄。這真有趣

- [Woman] Smells like cider. - [Man] Woah.

這個喝起來有點像葡萄酒

- [Woman] Cider, dude. - This is interesting.

又更濃一點，你知道的

This tastes a little like wine.

這杯喝起來像多芬的肥皂

- It's a little bit stronger, you can tell.

他說的沒錯！

- This one tastes like Dove soap.

我真的很喜歡這杯。這杯就像水果酒

- (laughing) He's right! - I really like

這個就像應用程式介面 (API)。印度淡色艾爾 India Pale Ale (IPA)？

this one actually. - This is like, fruity.

痾...是應用程式....

- This is like an API. - IPA?

印度的？沒錯！

- Uh, AP...

你們超讚！老兄，你們超棒的！

Which beer was your favorite?

你們有最美味的食物和啤酒

- India?

嘿！

- You guys rock! - Dude, you guys are awesome!

嗨~祕魯

- You guys have the best food and the best beer.

我們喜歡愛爾蘭的培根啤酒

- Hey!

它是印度的

What up Peru.

印度的朋友們，你們超會釀啤酒

- Here in Ireland we like bacon beer.

嗨嗨~祕魯

- Ahhh. - It's from India.

喔！

Indians, you know how to make your beer.

這就是為什麼我有美好回憶的原因

- Ooh, what up Peru.

我愛可樂娜。那正像我們說的

- Oh! - Oh!

感覺就像去夜店的啤酒

That's why I have the good memories.

我去夜店都喝那個

(bleep) I love Corona. - That's the one we said,

耶，阿根廷！是多汁的那杯嗎？

feels like we went clubbing with that one.

你的是可樂娜

- I did go clubbing with this one.

你覺得那是皮爾森，不是嗎？

- Yeah, Argentina! - Is that the juicy one?

對啊。它不是

- Yours is Corona.

可能有東西影響我的判斷

You thought it was a pilsner, right?

印度？

- Yeah. - It's not.

當然啦！

- It's as if something has impaired my judgement.

他們有很多種香料

- India?

讓這個更可口

Way to go!

愛爾蘭，我知道健力士

They have a lot of spices.

建力士，你是我的老朋友

That was the more flavorful one.

我愛啤酒。它們贏了

- Ireland, I already knew Guinness.

謝謝。耶，啤酒！

Guinness, you're an old friend.

活著就是要不停的喝，不停享樂

- I like beer. - It wins.

還有注意安全

Thank you. - Yay beer!

我覺得捲毛打嗝了

Yay world, keep drinking, keep having fun

and be safe.

抱歉，真臭

- I think Curly got the burps

喔我的天啊，更大的嗝要來了

(belch)

我的嗝都很臭

- Sorry they stink.

等等，我想聞聞看，飛高高，飛到上帝那邊

Aww man I got a deep burp coming

給上帝聞

- My burps always smell.

它聞起來總是很像義大利香腸

- Wait I wanna smell it, give it to the Lord.

Give it to the Lord.

- It always smells like salami.