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Protectin' the red, white, and blue
保護美國各種膚色的人
And even some non-Americans too
還有一些非美國人
God bless them Redneck Avengers
老天保佑復仇鄉巴佬聯盟
Previously on Redneck Avengers
復仇鄉巴佬聯盟,前情提要
I heard your sister made out with Lee Murphy under the bridge
聽說你姊在橋下跟李墨菲喇舌
Guys, these nachos are spicy
夥伴們,墨西哥玉米片好辣
I can't stand it
我受不了
Look at my pajamas, they're fancy
看看我的睡衣,真別緻
Well, mine are leather
我的睡衣可是皮製的
The people at my school wanna do stuff like ice sculpting
我學校的人想做一些像冰雕的東西
Ohh
噢
Dang it, Percy!
可惡,波西!
I don't feel good
我超不舒服的
I told you, it was them donuts
我就告訴你是甜甜圈的問題
It was too many
太多了
Listen, you got your sweat on my knife
聽著,你的汗已經滴到我的刀上了
And now I want you to have it
我要你現在就拿著它...
and WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME?!
你為什麼不看著我!
I don't want your dang knife!
我才不想要你那該死的刀
Quit your fussing, I'm tryin' to help you!
別鬧了,我是在幫你!
RYEAHHAHHH
(狂吼聲)
Percy?
波西?
Ewww [spit]
噁 [吐掉]
Why didn't that taste right?
那吃起來怎麼怪怪的
Don't you like pig?
你不喜歡豬嗎?
I do, but if that's pig, I'm a baboon.
喜歡啊,但如果那是豬,我就是狒狒
Hey, you said it. Not me
猴~是你說的,不是我喔
Get up here and listen to me
給我起來,聽我說
I need to go poop
我要去便便
Hmm-mmm
(發出拒絕聲)
You can't
不行
Haha, big guy!
哈哈,大個頭
HEY!
欸!
You have been texting Rachel adorable emojis and it's creepy!
你一直傳超可愛表情符號給瑞秋,超怪的!
Call
打給
Violet
Violet (女生名)
Hey, guess what?
嘿,你知道嗎?
[burp]
[打嗝]
Did you burp in my face again?
你又打嗝在我臉上了嗎?
Nuh-uh
沒啊
Hmmm, okay
好吧
Try to figure out what voice I'm doing:
猜猜看我在模仿什麼聲音
Use the force, Han. Mmmmm
使用原力吧,韓。(電影星際大戰台詞)
Ah, Yoda I think. That's cute
啊,是尤達吧。還真可愛 (註:Yoda是星際大戰人物)
You're a weirdo
你這怪咖
Trisha, I think I'm in love
特麗莎,我想我愛上你了
Say what?
你說啥?
And even though you and me are family
雖然你我是一家人
Who says that we can't be together?
但誰說我們不能在一起?
I SAY
我說的
She likes you?
她喜歡你嗎?
Yeah
沒錯
You seen her tattoo?
你看過她的刺青嗎?
Yep
看過
You got a kazoo?
你有卡祖笛嗎? (一種玩具笛子)
Yeah
有啊
Man, this is crappy
老兄,真差勁
Oh yeah? Well, then when are you gonna eat your carrots?
是嗎?那你什麼時候要吃紅蘿蔔?
Well, no man, I WANNA eat 'em, but
痾,不吃,雖然真的很想吃,但
Like see what happened, man, she got into my stash
我想知道發生什麼事了,她跑進我的藏匿處
She breaks into my room and stuff, I mean she -
她闖進我房間,到處亂翻,我的意思是,她....
Do, do, do, dooo
好好好
Eat your supper, okay?
吃你的晚餐,好嗎?
It was just this one time, Bob.
就這一次,鮑伯
Hey, you seen my beef jerky?
嘿,你有看到我的牛肉乾嗎?
I did not use it!
我沒有吃它
I might have borrowed it for its flavor
我好像有借來嚐嚐味道了
Listen mang
老兄聽著
I didn't step on your dang glow-sticks
我沒有踩在你那該死的螢光棒上
Hey, do you get your grandma to lift weights?
嘿,你讓你阿嬤去舉重?
She's kinda small
她有點瘦小
It sounds like you're disappointed
感覺你很失望
Cuz she's disappointing
因為她太令人失望了
Ok, grandmas can't DO things like that
阿嬤不能做那種訓練
You really want her legs to be impressive?
你真的想讓她的腿變得受人矚目?
I mean, she's basically spaghetti
我的意思是,她的腿看起來已經像義大利麵一樣了
Blll-lobba-doppa-dobba
巴拉都巴都巴
That's how you sound
你講話就像這樣
You know, I ain't supposed to be in here
你知道,我不該出現在這
See, my daddy doesn't want me to flirt with you
我爸比不希望我跟你打情罵俏
But I want to
但我就是想要
Well, is that right?
這樣好嗎?
So we should go to the old bridge
所以我們應該去老橋那邊
and get to know each other
好好了解一下彼此
Yeah, well, what about little Buddy Sweeney?
是嗎?那小巴底斯威尼怎麼辦?
Mm-mmm. He and I squabble now
我們在吵架
Well I guess so
我猜也是
Since you ran over his horse
因為你輾過了他的馬
Oh yes, darlin'
沒錯,親愛的
Little Buddy told me everything
小巴底全都告訴我了
Like how you like your chicken strip on the
像是,你喜歡如何把雞柳條放在
under side of the bread?
麵包的底部
What are you thinking?!
你在想什麼!
You gonna run to Piggly Wiggly
你現在得去超市 (Piggly Wiggly 是美國一家超市)
Cuz you gonna get me some Skittles
因為你得買給我彩虹糖
Cigarettes
香菸
And a big pouch of Big League Chew
和一大袋泡泡糖 (Big League Chew 是一泡泡糖的品牌)
On the next Redneck Avengers
復仇鄉巴佬聯盟,下集預告
Hey, what you guy's doing out here?
嘿,你們在這裡做什麼?
Probably just more hide-and-go-seek
只是在玩躲貓貓
I wish I woulda known
如果我早點知道就好了
Nahh, you can't seek worth a dang
不行,你什麼鬼都抓不到的
You remember why I love you?
記得我為什麼愛你嗎?
My donkey feet?
因為我的驢子腿?
That's right
沒錯
And your Beanie Baby collection
還有你的豆豆公仔收藏 (Beanie Baby是一種絨毛玩偶)
Hold this for me?
可以幫我收著嗎?
Little boy, this ain't even one of them books I wanna read
小伙子,這根本不是我會想看的書
Then you should burn it, I guess
那就燒了它吧
Yeahh, now I might have to pick you up and spit all on your forehead
是啊,那我現在可能要把你舉起來,吐口水在你額頭上囉
Of course, I'm drinking
我當然在喝酒啊
I'm bored, Hank
太無聊了,漢克
No, I don't have my bestest wig on
沒有,我沒戴上我最讚的那頂假髮
I know something about Jeb
我知道傑布一個秘密唷
Don't tell 'em why I wanna buy a coffin!
別告訴他們為什麼我要買棺材!
Protectin' the red, white, and blue
保護美國各種膚色的人
And even some non-Americans too
還有一些非美國人
God bless them Redneck Avengers
老天保佑復仇鄉巴佬聯盟