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  • Hello everybody my name is Ray.

    嗨!大家好我是Ray

  • It’s been a while since I’ve made a vlog and a lot has happened ever since

    從我開始當影音部落客之後已經過了一陣子了,發生了很多事情

  • so I was kinda indecisive about what to share today.

    所以我很猶豫今天該和各位分享些什麼好

  • My life is so meaningful.

    我的人生真有意義

  • But among the many things that I could talk about in my vlog today,

    不過在這麼多我今天可以講的事情之中

  • there’s one particular thing that I must talk about, and it just happened last week.

    我必須要講一件特別的事,而且上個禮拜才剛發生!

  • First of all, I need to provide you guys some background information.

    首先,我需要給各位一些背景資訊

  • For all of you out there who doesn't know yet, I live on top of a mountain.

    給還不知道的人聽,我住在山頂上

  • It’s true. It takes at least 30 minutes for me to get to more... civilized and populated areas.

    這是真的,我得花至少30分鐘去到比較文明跟有人住的地方

  • There’s some pros and cons to this, first of all it’s much more quiet up here and second of all we never get any floods.

    這有優點也有缺點,第一這裡安靜許多,第二我們從來沒有淹過水

  • The one time we did get a flood was the time when I broke the pipe in the bathroom

    有一次我們真的淹水是我弄破了浴室的水管

  • and ended up destroying all of (our) expensive furniture,

    最後把我們家裡貴重的家具都弄壞了

  • which I should not be talking about.

    我好像不應該講這個

  • On the flip side, well, here's your story for today!

    相反來說,這是今天要跟各位說的故事!

  • With a residence so embraced in Mother Nature, I sometimes find some things that are not so typical

    身為一個處在大自然中的人,我有時會發現一些不太尋常的事

  • in a regular bedroom. Well come to think of it, not so typical in any kind of room.

    ...在一般的房間。仔細想想,在任何形式的房間都不正常

  • So last week when I was in front of my desk minding my own business doing stuff,

    上禮拜當我在我書桌前想著我工作要做的東西

  • I heard some buzzing right there, the right hand side of my ceiling.

    我聽到一些嗡嗡聲,在天花板的右手邊方向

  • That’s where I have my overhead light and I call that placethe spot”,

    那裡有我的吊燈,我叫它"那個地點"

  • youll see why in a moment. Now what I saw was a dozen of winged termites, so termites with wings,

    你等一下就會知道為什麼了。我看到了很多飛蟻...就是有著翅膀的白蟻

  • that are just flying around the light. So no biggie, they're there, they're not bothering me, just buzzing away.

    牠門在燈的周圍飛來飛去。不過沒什麼大不了的,他們沒有打擾到我,只是發出嗡嗡聲

  • They're happy, I'm happy. So, I just went on and continued with my work.

    他們開心,我也開心。所以,我就繼續做我的工作

  • Then my sister came barging into my room like it's the end of the world and

    然後我妹妹闖進我房間,好像世界末日一樣

  • told me that she also had “a dozenof winged termites in her room.

    告訴我她房間也有很多飛蟻!

  • So I came up with a brilliant idea,

    所以我想出了一個聰明的點子

  • I was like, why not we open the lights in our corridor and open our doors,

    我在想,為什麼不打開走廊的燈然後打開房門呢

  • then the termites in our room will be attracted to the light in the corridor,

    房間裡飛蟻就會被走廊的燈光吸引

  • voi la! Problem solved.

    你看!問題解決!

  • What a brilliant plan it was, until... about 10 seconds later.

    好一個聰明絕頂的計畫....直到大約10秒鐘過後

  • So I went out there, being the genius I thought I was, and turned on all the lights in the corridor.

    所以我去到外面,自以為自己是天才,把走廊上所有的燈都開啟

  • And for a moment, my genius plan did work, ourdozenof termites in the room did fly out into the corridor.

    一會兒過後,我的天才計畫的確奏效了,一堆飛蟻的確飛到了走廊

  • But like I said, it only took me about 10 seconds to realise how dumb I was.

    但就像我剛剛說的,這只花了10秒就讓我了解我有多麼愚蠢

  • So at the end of the corridor is our semi-open balcony and as soon as we turned on the lights,

    走廊的末端是我們半開放式的陽台,當我們一開燈

  • we saw that there were also a dozen termites just flying around at the end of the corridor in the balcony.

    我們就看見了走廊末端的陽台也有一堆飛蟻

  • And my sister was like, holy shit holy shit you shouldn’t have done that.

    我妹妹就說: 該死!該死!你不該這樣做的

  • And so I looked to where my sister was pointing and I saw a swarm,

    然後我看了我妹妹所指的方向,那裡有一大群飛蟻

  • an enormous swarm of termites just flying into the corridor.

    超級大的一群白蟻飛入了走廊

  • I kid you not, it was like hundreds and hundreds of them and they made a big, threatening, buzzing noise.

    我沒開玩笑,牠們感覺有成千上百隻,他們發出了非常大而且嚇人的嗡嗡聲

  • I was half expecting it to form into the bug devil in the Constantine movie and attack me or something.

    我幾乎快覺得牠們要變成驅魔神探中的昆蟲惡魔了,然後會攻擊我或是對我做其他事

  • What made it worse was that our walls, they're white. Guess what?

    更糟的是,我們的牆壁...是白色的,猜猜看發生了什麼?

  • That just emphasized how fricking enormous the swarm was.

    它只更凸顯了那該死的飛蟻有多大群

  • So I shut the lights as fast as I could and me and my sis,

    所以我盡我最快速度把燈關掉,然後我和我妹妹

  • we were squatting there pondering about the meaning of life for like a full 5 minutes.

    我們蹲在那思考人生的意義長達5分鐘

  • So eventually, we thought of a solution, we're gonna light a candle

    最後我們終於想出了解決辦法,我們要點了根蠟燭

  • and put it outside the window so that the light will lure out the termites.

    把它放在窗戶外面,讓蠟燭的燈把飛蟻引誘過去

  • You see, this is the time when being me sucks, while my sis can provide the candle, provide the lighter, provide the love and support,

    你看看,這時讓我覺得我好不想當自己,當我妹妹拿出蠟燭,點亮蠟燭,還給我愛和支持

  • guess who has to go through the devil-possessed swarm of termites that threatens to eat you alive

    猜猜看是誰得通過被惡魔附身的一大群飛蟻,好像隨時會把你活吞

  • and put that freaking candle outside the window? The elder brother.

    然後在窗戶外面放那該死的蠟燭?就是哥哥......

  • My life is so meaningful.

    我的人生真有意義

  • And so I did. And the plan worked. The next morning we found out that there was like,

    我完成了之後,計畫也的確奏效了,隔天早上我們發現...

  • a golfball-sized hole up on our ceiling and that's where all the termites were coming through from.

    我們的天花板上有個高爾夫球大小的洞,那就是所有飛蟻的來源

  • So that’s what happened to me last weekend. Cool story huh?

    所以...這就是我上周末發生的事,很酷的故事吧?

  • I’m a big fan of nature, I really am, but I can’t say that I’m passionate about

    我很喜愛大自然,我是真的喜愛,但我無法說我對它有熱情

  • nature coming barging into my room and scaring the crap out of me.

    大自然闖進我的房間然後嚇了我一大跳

  • This is not the first time something like this happened though.

    但這不是第一次發生像這樣的事

  • I’ve had beetles, bats, all kinds of strange stuff in my room before.

    我之前遇過甲蟲、蝙蝠,還有各式各樣奇怪的東西在我房間

  • No I’m not talking about baseball bat "bat", I’m talking about Batman "bat".

    我不是在說球棒喔!我在說蝙蝠俠的"蝙蝠"

  • It was when I was in high school, when I was again sitting in front of my desk minding my own business doing stuff,

    這發生在我還在讀高中的時候,我也是一樣坐在我書桌前,想著我工作的東西

  • when I heard scratching noises fromthe spot”, yeah, remember the spot? Yeah, that spot.

    當我聽到"那個地點"發出刮擦的聲音,記得"那個地點"嗎?對!就是它

  • For some reason I only had my lamp on that night and what I saw in the spot

    基於某些原因,我那晚只開了檯燈然後我看見"那個地點"

  • was this little tiny shade of shadow as it spread into a canvas and swooped down.

    有一個小小的影子,然後它展開變成一大片,俯衝下來

  • I’m not gonna lie, I screamed like a little girl and charged right outta my room.

    我不打算說謊,我像小女孩般尖叫並衝出房間

  • And no, I'm not gonna demonstrate.

    歐不,我沒有要示範的意思

  • It turned out to be a baby bat and I hired my dad to capture it and after we captured it, we released it into the wild.

    結果是一隻小蝙蝠,我僱用我爸去抓住牠,我們抓住牠後,就把牠放生到野外

  • So yeah. I live with bugs and bats, just the normal lifestyle, I guess.

    所以...,我與蟲跟蝙蝠住在一起,這是很正常生活方式,我猜啦~

  • Ok so, I hope you guys enjoyed that little story of me, my house, my room, and sometimes my accidental companions.

    希望你們喜歡這個我的小故事,我的房子,我的房間,還有有時我意外的夥伴

  • It's been a while since I vlogged so I think I'm gonna keep it a schedule,

    我在YouTube是頻上記錄生活已經有一陣子了,所以我想應該要排個行程表

  • like once per month so that you guys can catch up on some of the interesting stories

    像是每月一次,讓你們能聽到一些有趣的故事

  • that happened to me during this period of time.

    近期發生在我身上的故事

  • And I've been really busy recently, I've been working on my website, renovating it.

    我最近會非常忙碌,我正在經營、更新我的網站

  • I've been producing an online course, as you guys requested. So I've been pretty

    我正在製作一個線上課程,依各位的需求,所以

  • packed in my schedule and I'm going to go visit a few campuses for speeches. Next week and the week after.

    我的行程表會很滿,下禮拜和下下禮拜我將要去一些學校演講

  • So life has been pretty stuffed and meaningful for me and I hope you guys are doing well as well.

    所以我覺得我的人生很忙碌而且有意義,希望你們也過得很好

  • So as always, right here you can see my previous video,

    就像之前一樣,這裡你可以看到我之前的影片

  • right here you can listen to me on air on ICRT on VidTalk.

    這裡你可以聽到我在ICRT的VidTalk講話

  • Right here is my website, it's not done yet, so when you click on it I'm not sure where it'll take you.

    這裡是我的網站,還沒有完成,所以你點擊它,我不清楚它會帶你到什麼地方

  • But for future viewers, it might be done. So I hope you guys will like it when it is done.

    不過未來可能就完成了!希望當他完成的時候你們會喜歡

  • Right up there is the subscription button, please subscribe to me if you want to hear more from me,

    這裡是訂閱的按鈕,如果你想要聽更多的話,請訂閱我喔!

  • if you want to see more English vlogs, if you want to see me talk about English learning and basically just language in general.

    如果你想要看更多的英語視頻,如果你想要聽我講關於英文學習,基本上就是語言方面

  • Or if you're just interested in me, and want to become a fan.

    或如果你只是對我有興趣,想變成我的粉絲

  • Er, why would anyone want that? I don't know.

    嗯......為什麼會有人想要?我不知道

  • So subscribe! And...as always, that is a wrap, thank you guys for watching and I'll catch you guys next time.

    所以快訂閱吧!還有...就如之前,今天就到這邊!謝謝各位的觀賞,我們下次見!

  • See ya!

    再見!

  • I said no demonstrations,

    我說過不示範

  • but for those of you who stayed until the very end, I was like...

    但...送給那些看到最後的觀眾...我當時就像這樣...

  • (screams like a little girl)

    啊~~~~~

Hello everybody my name is Ray.

嗨!大家好我是Ray

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