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I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.
我不該、我真的不應該。
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Okay, real quick.
好吧,就看一下。
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Oh, you have a new puppy.
喔,你養了一隻新小狗。
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I guess you gotta cuddle something.
我猜你總要找個東西依偎。
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You teach elementary school kids.
你在小學教書。
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You're teaching them how not to be like you?
你是要教他們怎麼不變成跟你一樣的人嗎?
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And you're spending a lot of time with...Robert.
你現在花很多時間和...Robert 在一起。
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Who the hell is Robert?
Robert 是誰?
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It's only been six weeks.
我們才分了六個禮拜。
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Rollerblading along the beach?
沿著沙灘溜直排輪?
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That was our thing.
這是我們之間才會做的事。
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So what? He volunteers at an animal shelter.
他在動物收容所當志工,所以呢?!
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Get a real job, asshole.
找份像樣的工作,混蛋。
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That jawline has plastic surgery written all over it.
他的下巴一看就是整過的。
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Great, he cooks.
很好,他會做菜。
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You said Indian food gave you gas.
你說過印度食物會讓你脹氣。
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You hike now.
你現在會爬山。
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You're a hiking couple.
你們是對會登山的情侶。
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Oh, and he is one of those assholes that hikes without his shirt on.
喔,他也是那種喜歡赤裸上身爬山的混蛋。
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Of course, he plays guitar.
他當然會彈吉他。
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What next? He has the voice of an angel?
接下來是什麼?他有天使般的歌喉?
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(Joyful all ye nations rise) Asshole. Still an asshole.
(美國歌手 Ray Price-Hark The Herald Angels Sing)混蛋。還是一個混蛋。
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"Had a blast with my...cousin."
「和我的...表哥玩得很開心。」
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They're cousins.
他們是表兄妹。
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He seems cool.
他感覺是個滿酷的人。