I didn't know there's a smartpen 1 or 2.

我連智慧筆 1 跟 2 都不知道

This is like a third generation one, meaning the stuff has been around for a while.

這是第三代，代表這東西已經上市一陣子了

Oh, the whole box just for a pen.

噢，整個盒子裡就只放了一支筆

I'll lose it in 2 minutes if it's anything like other pens in my life.

如果這跟我生活中其他筆一樣，我兩分鐘就會把它弄不見了

Pen accessories?

筆的配件？

What, what else could I add to a fancy pen?

還有什麼可以加在這高貴的筆上呢？

It's just a USB cord.

這只是 USB 線而已

That sucks!

遜斃了！

It's not an accessory.

這不是配件

I don't need instructions. I don't need instructions.

我不需要使用說明，我不需要使用說明

Alright.

好

It's beeping now.

它在嗶耶

I don't know what that means.

我不知道那什麼意思

Alright, there's a green light.

有一個綠燈

That seems good.

感覺挺順利的

All future things have lights to tell you whether they're on or not.

所有前衛的東西都有燈號，來告訴你它是否有在運作

A notification will appear asking if you want to pair your new smartpen.

會有一個通知顯示，詢問你是否要將智慧筆配對

Yes.

要

(Laughter) I got it! I got it!

(笑聲) 我會了！我會了！

There it is!

出現了！

Yeah, I'm into this.

我還滿喜歡這個的

I'm the first to draw the penis.

我是第一個畫小雞雞的

If anyone else does that in this video, it's not a funny joke.

如果影片中其他人也畫這個，一定沒有笑果

Only when I do it, it's funny.

只有我畫這個，才好笑

I'll write Keith in the penis.

我要在小雞雞上寫 Keith

Keith

Keith

Try to like click around to see what else's here.

我試著點來點去，看看上面還有什麼

It's like page feed in Pencast.

這像是 Pencast 上的動態時報

There's a picture of Keith.

有 Keith 的照片

Okay.

好哦

No! Wait...

不！等等

The notebook has it's little like record, pause and stop symbols.

筆記本上有小小的錄音、暫停和停止的符號

Do they actually mean something?

它們是真的有功能的嗎？

But if I like... No!

如果我... 不！

Wow, how does it do that?

哇，它怎麼做的？

How does it know that like I'm hitting the corner of the page?

它怎麼知道我在點擊這頁的角落？

I set a record, "Keith's so sexy, Keith's so fine, Keith makes everyone totes go blind."

我要設錄音，「Keith好性感，Keith好棒，Keith讓每個人全都盲目」

Stop

停止

"Keith's so sexy, Keith's so fine, Keith makes everyone totes go blind."

「Keith 好性感，Keith 好棒，Keith 讓每個人都盲目」

You know what this is good for?

你知道這可以用在哪裡嗎？

This is good for Tumblr.

這可以用在 Tumblr 上

When you just wanna write like pretty things in cursive on all the photos.

當你只是想在照片上用草寫寫一些漂亮的字

Yeah, I just... I don't know what you say why I have to use this.

我只是，我不知道你說我為什麼要用這個

I'll probably buy one and then just have it be stuck in the drawer forever.

我可能買了一個回去之後，就把它永遠擺在抽屜裡

So you have to have like a special notebook for this.

所以你必須要有一本特別的筆記本來搭配這個

That's like...

那就像...

I don't know, I don't want to be bound to this, this.

不知道，我不想被這個束縛

Oh, I got the iPod mini so my fingers are too big to use the tiny keys.

噢，我有 iPod mini，然後我的手指太大了，無法按那些小按鍵

So I need to carry my book and my pen so I can still take notes on my iPad at my own pace.

所以我需要帶著筆記本跟筆，如此我才能在我的 iPad 上，以我的步調，繼續做筆記

I feel like, maybe you know what, this is like a mother's companion to the iPad.

我覺得，也許你知道，這像是媽媽使用 iPad 的好夥伴

If you want to be tangible and your mom still likes to make grocery list in an old-fashion way but wants to carry a digital list to the store.

如果你想要實際點，而你媽還是喜歡用老方式列採買清單，卻又想帶著數位清單到店裡

It doesn't make sense!

這根本沒道理！

I can't justify it.

我掰不下去了