I'm probably gonna get four right.

我可能只會對四個吧

So I have a minute to do this?

我只有一分鐘做完全部嗎？

Yeah.

沒錯

How many problems are there? 60?

總共有幾題啊？六十？

So one a second? How come that took me so long to figure that out.

所以一題一秒鐘囉？這個問題我怎麼想這麼久啊！

Oh, this is hard already. Skip.

噢！一開始就很難了。跳過

This is crazy.

太誇張了

Oh my God, I don't remember any of this.

我的天啊！我什麼都不記得了

This is chump shit right here. One times twelve?

什麼鬼東西阿！一乘以十二？

Get outta here with that nonsense.

不要算了啦！

This is like Kumon from 5th grade all over again.

這就跟小學五年級的公式文一樣

Oh! (Beep) Twelve times eight.

噢！(消音) 十二乘以八

I wrote down something then I distrusted myself.

我寫了答案後又懷疑自己是不是寫對

Shit, no, that's not it. I don't know what that one is.

噢不！錯了，我不會這題啦！

I forgot how to write numbers.

我根本連數字都忘了怎麼寫

Why is this so hard?

這怎麼這麼難？

What?

什麼？

Ah~~~

啊啊啊

There's like no time.

快沒時間了！

Oh, I'm cooking now. Oh no.

噢！我正在努力，噢不

Oh shit.

噢 ...

You literally just have to do it in like the order that you see it.

你真的只要照著你看到的順序一題一題寫下來

This is when you just gotta go.

這時候就要趕快跳過不會的了

I'm like skipping a lot of them. Just cause I don't know.

我跳過超多題的，因為我都不會

Ah~~~No~~~

啊啊啊啊，不！！

Shit!

可惡！

Oh my God, that's so fast.

噢我的天啊，太快了吧！

Ok, I am happy with that. That's great.

好吧，我蠻滿意這結果的，不錯啊！

I felt so dumb cause I like forgot what two times eleven was.

我覺得自己好笨喔，因為我竟然忘記二乘以十一是多少

Fine. Because I don't... I haven't had to do multiplication like that since third grade.

好吧，因為我自從三年級就再也沒有做過這種乘法的題目了

32 out of 60 ain't bad in a minute, in my opinion.

一分鐘內 60 題對 32 題不差啊！我覺得啦！

My parents might just spank me like five times instead of twenty.

我爸媽應該只會揍我五下，而不是二十下

Oh, that's still an F, but yay.

噢！只有 F，不過萬歲

So that's better than half. The goal is to not embarrass yourself. Then I think I succeeded.

對超過一半了，如果目的是不要讓自己太丟臉，我成功了！

That's not great. I mean...

實在很爛耶 ... 我是說 ...

Yeah, I could have done better though.

嗯 ... 我應該可以考得更好

My heart is very heavy right now.

我的心情現在有點沉重

I wrote 35 then I wrote 4, and I'm like no you idiot.

我寫 35 然後我又改 4，我根本是智障

I did not mean to skip three times eight. That's easy. That's 24, duh.

我不是故意要跳過三乘以八的，很簡單耶，就 24 啊！

All right, I'll take it. Eleven times zero is not 11.

好吧，我接受事實，十一乘以零不是十一

I guess I still have some things to learn.

我想我還很多東西要學習

Shout out to Miss Hanson, third grade. She taught me well.

感謝 Miss Hanson，她是我三年級的老師，她把我教得很好！

You have to know math. You should know your multiplication table.

你要會算數！你應該要背熟九九乘法表的

You should know how to multiply, add, divide and subtract.

你應該要會乘法、加法、除法跟減法

At least that stuff, you gotta know it. You gotta know it.

至少要會一下！你真的要會啦！真的！

Keith Habersberger endorses math.

Keith Habersberger 支持大家學數學