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• I was a Biology and Science major.

我以前是主修生物科學的

• I'm probably gonna get four right.

我可能只會對四個吧

• So I have a minute to do this?

我只有一分鐘做完全部嗎？

• Yeah.

沒錯

• How many problems are there? 60?

總共有幾題啊？六十？

• So one a second? How come that took me so long to figure that out.

所以一題一秒鐘囉？這個問題我怎麼想這麼久啊！

• Oh, this is hard already. Skip.

噢！一開始就很難了。跳過

• This is crazy.

太誇張了

• Oh my God, I don't remember any of this.

我的天啊！我什麼都不記得了

• This is chump shit right here. One times twelve?

什麼鬼東西阿！一乘以十二？

• Get outta here with that nonsense.

不要算了啦！

• This is like Kumon from 5th grade all over again.

這就跟小學五年級的公式文一樣

• Oh! (Beep) Twelve times eight.

噢！(消音) 十二乘以八

• I wrote down something then I distrusted myself.

我寫了答案後又懷疑自己是不是寫對

• Shit, no, that's not it. I don't know what that one is.

噢不！錯了，我不會這題啦！

• I forgot how to write numbers.

我根本連數字都忘了怎麼寫

• Why is this so hard?

這怎麼這麼難？

• What?

什麼？

• Ah~~~

啊啊啊

• There's like no time.

快沒時間了！

• Oh, I'm cooking now. Oh no.

噢！我正在努力，噢不

• Oh shit.

噢 ...

• You literally just have to do it in like the order that you see it.

你真的只要照著你看到的順序一題一題寫下來

• This is when you just gotta go.

這時候就要趕快跳過不會的了

• I'm like skipping a lot of them. Just cause I don't know.

我跳過超多題的，因為我都不會

• Ah~~~No~~~

啊啊啊啊，不！！

• Shit!

可惡！

• Oh my God, that's so fast.

噢我的天啊，太快了吧！

• Ok, I am happy with that. That's great.

好吧，我蠻滿意這結果的，不錯啊！

• I felt so dumb cause I like forgot what two times eleven was.

我覺得自己好笨喔，因為我竟然忘記二乘以十一是多少

• Fine. Because I don't... I haven't had to do multiplication like that since third grade.

好吧，因為我自從三年級就再也沒有做過這種乘法的題目了

• 32 out of 60 ain't bad in a minute, in my opinion.

一分鐘內 60 題對 32 題不差啊！我覺得啦！

• My parents might just spank me like five times instead of twenty.

我爸媽應該只會揍我五下，而不是二十下

• Oh, that's still an F, but yay.

噢！只有 F，不過萬歲

• So that's better than half. The goal is to not embarrass yourself. Then I think I succeeded.

對超過一半了，如果目的是不要讓自己太丟臉，我成功了！

• That's not great. I mean...

實在很爛耶 ... 我是說 ...

• Yeah, I could have done better though.

嗯 ... 我應該可以考得更好

• My heart is very heavy right now.

我的心情現在有點沉重

• I wrote 35 then I wrote 4, and I'm like no you idiot.

我寫 35 然後我又改 4，我根本是智障

• I did not mean to skip three times eight. That's easy. That's 24, duh.

我不是故意要跳過三乘以八的，很簡單耶，就 24 啊！

• All right, I'll take it. Eleven times zero is not 11.

好吧，我接受事實，十一乘以零不是十一

• I guess I still have some things to learn.

我想我還很多東西要學習

• Shout out to Miss Hanson, third grade. She taught me well.

感謝 Miss Hanson，她是我三年級的老師，她把我教得很好！

• You have to know math. You should know your multiplication table.

你要會算數！你應該要背熟九九乘法表的

• You should know how to multiply, add, divide and subtract.

你應該要會乘法、加法、除法跟減法

• At least that stuff, you gotta know it. You gotta know it.

至少要會一下！你真的要會啦！真的！

• Keith Habersberger endorses math.

Keith Habersberger 支持大家學數學

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