Girl, no. I'm fine.

不會不會！

The Big Perks of Being Short.

小矮人的大優勢。

People like to talk about the negatives of being short.

人們總是喜歡談論矮的壞處。

Like not being able to see past people.

譬如會被前面的人擋到。

Having a different weather pattern.

被人調侃空氣的新鮮程度。

Hey, how's the weather down there?

底下的空氣新不新鮮啊？

You're like the perfect height for my arm. So perfect.

你的高度真是我手臂的好靠山。太完美了。

And being mistaken for a child.

或是被誤認為是小朋友。

(knocking)

(敲門聲)

Hi.

嗨。

Hi, are your parents home?

你父母在家嗎？

Cool, real cute guys, very cute.

呵呵現在的年輕人真的很棒。

But now it's time to cut the small talk, pun intended, and talk about the perks.

現在該停止小聊了，另有所指，來聊聊我們的優勢吧。

Is, uh, Quinta anywhere?

Quinta 在嗎？

Quinta?

Quinta？

First off, we're the ideal spoon size.

首先，我們是完美的體型。

Cuddling is a breeze and no one gets hurt.

可以輕鬆地被擁抱，不用擔心會令人不舒服。

It's also super easy for bae to kiss you on your forehead.

不費吹灰之力就能親到額頭。

It's right there, even when you're wearing heels.

就算穿著高跟鞋也可以。

Shopping's awesome because your size is usually available.

購物更是不用說了，不用煩惱沒有尺寸。

But even if it isn't, there's always the kids' section.

就算沒有，也有童裝在等著你。

I ain't ashamed.

我大方承認。

Remember how we talked about not being able to see over people before?

還記得前面我們提到的無法看到人群的最前面嗎？

Well, it's okay because people can see over you.

這不是什麼大問題，因為你不會擋住別人。

And they'll always let you in front of the crowd.

也會讓你到人群最前面。

- Excuse me, guys. - Oh yeah, please, right this way.

- 不好意思 - 往這裡走。

- I'm so sorry. - Oh, thank you.

- 對不起 - 謝謝你。

Which also comes in handy when you're taking pictures.

要拍照的時候也很方便。

Uh, let's get the short people in the front.

讓比較矮的人站前面吧。

- Ready guys? - Okay, awesome.

- 好了嗎？ - 沒問題。

And here's something, never underestimate the power of going under somebody's legs.

還有，別低估了可以穿越長腿間的力量。

Mm mm, mm mm.

不不不。

Quinta, you can't always do that.

Quinta，你不可以老是這樣。

Yes, I can! Boom!

當然可以！

And don't forget, you're boss at limbo.

還有別忘了你是凌波之王。

Don't let anybody take that from you.

沒人能搶走這個頭銜。

(cheering)

(歡呼)

Basically, you win at life

基本上，你是人生勝利組。

So embrace your shortness and share it with the world.

接受短身命運，擁抱它帶來的一切。

That's one more thing that makes you special.

它讓你與眾不同。

Quinta, how you doing?

Quinta，最近過得如何？

Hey, what's up Patrick?

嘿，Patrick 你好嗎？

How are you doing?

你好嗎？

Did you think that little girl was me Patrick?

Patrick 你是不是認為那個小女生是我？

No.

沒有。

I'm so done with you. You're just ridiculous, you know that? So done.

我受夠了，太扯了你，算了，就這樣吧。