♫ Long and skinny ones,

♫ 又瘦又長那種，

♫ Big, thick fat ones,

♫ 又肥又胖那種，

♫ I'm gonna eat some worms ♫

♫ 我要吃蟲蟲囉 ♫

- This isn't a real song.

- 才沒有這種歌呢。

- It's a real song!

- 這真是一首歌啊！

- Timon and Pumbaa used to eat bugs,

- 彭彭跟丁滿也吃蟲，

and they turned out great.

牠們還是活得好好的。

- Everyone's had a bug fly in their mouth before,

- 大家都有過蟲子飛進嘴巴的經驗，

so this is no different.

這根本沒差嘛。

- Ohh no! - Ha ha ha ha ha!

- 喔不！ - 哈哈哈哈哈！

- Just think of it as like it's popcorn.

- 把這當作爆米花就好啦。

- It's popcorn.

- 這是爆米花。

- It's popcorn, it's popcorn.

- 是爆米花、爆米花啊。

- Hakuna matata.

- 非洲諺語 : 不用擔心。

(laughs)

（笑聲）

- The aftertaste is like a pistachio,

- 後勁其實有點像開心果啦，

but like, I don't know, that was a bad one.

我不知道，可能是更難吃的那種吧。

- Oh, the head came off.

- 頭斷掉了啦。

- I could see myself like drunk,

- 我可以想像自己酒醉的時候，

just eating this whole thing.

才會去吃這些鬼東西。

- It sounds like pretzel sticks.

- 這聲音聽起來滿像椒鹽蝴蝶餅的。

- This looks like something that will give you a tapeworm.

- 這東西看起來像會讓你感染絛蟲。

- Don't lick it.

- 別舔啦。

What are you doing, Keith?

你到底在幹嘛啦，Keith？

- Oh, don't lick the bug.

- 噢，千萬別舔蟲蟲。

That's not the right way to eat the bug.

蟲蟲才不是這樣的吃法。

- For all we know, that could be peanut butter on the inside.

- 我想我們都知道，那裡面可能有花生醬。

- Arrrrgh!

- 啊啊啊啊啊！

- I dig this.

- 我挺喜歡的！

- It tastes like, a little bit like a snap pea.

- 這嘗起來其實有點像豌豆吼。

- I like it, but like if it was, like, gummy

- 我是滿喜歡的啦，如果它像軟糖一樣。

and like not an actual worm,

而不是真的蟲子。

but it was just like a gummy version

就像做成軟糖版本那樣。

and it was sour and it had different colors,

酸酸的，又有各種不同的顏色。

I think I would love it then.

我想那樣的話我就會更愛了。

- I would much rather have a plate of dead grasshoppers

- 我情願吃這盤死蚱蜢。

than a plate of live grasshoppers.

也不要一盤活生生的蚱蜢。

That's for damn sure.

絕對是這樣。

- Imagine if you just saw that jump at you, like...

- 想像它們在你面前跳來跳去，像這樣。

- Hey!

- 嘿！

- Oh my God!

- 喔！我的天啊

(helicopter sound)

（模仿直升機的聲音）

- Do it!

- 吃下去！

- Mm... - pretty crunchy.

- 嗯... - 挺脆的啦。

- This also tastes like going to the vet.

- 這嘗起來也像去看獸醫一樣。

It tastes like that stainless steel, animal sadness.

這嘗起來有不鏽鋼的感覺，還有動物的傷感。

- Not bad.

- 不錯嘛。

- Bring it on over, what you got?

- 來吧！下一道是什麼？

- [Voiceover] Scorpions!

- [旁白] 蠍子！

- [Voiceover] Scorpions, scorpions.

- [旁白] 蠍子，是蠍子喔！

- Yo, isn't this how Steve Irwin died?

- 喂，史帝夫·厄文不就是這樣掛掉的嗎？

- Look at this little guy.

- 看看這小傢伙。

This guy will hurt you.

他會傷害你的。

- Okay, I don't know, okay.

- 好吧，我不知道，好吧。

- You gotta eat the stinger.

- 你得吃牠的蜇刺。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- Oh, it's so hard to eat.

- 這真的滿難咬的。

- Mmm!

- 嗯！？

- Oh my God, wow, woah!

- 我的天啊，哇，哇喔！

- Woah, this is great!

- 哇，這很好吃誒！

- Oh, ooh! I like it!

- 嗚哇，我喜歡！

So salty.

挺鹹的。

This one's amazing.

這個真的挺棒的。

- Mmm, It's good!

- 嗯，嘗起來不賴。

- It's so good! - It's so good!

- 真的好好吃！- 真的好好吃！

- It tasted like old sweat, right?

- 這嘗起來可像個老兵，對吧？

- Scorpion king! You can call me.

- 叫我蠍中之王！

(laughter)

（笑聲）

- I legitimately believe, in the future,

- 我合理地相信，在未來，

we're gonna have to eat bugs, so...

我們會需要吃蟲子，所以...

- I will do it then, like then my tolerance will be like, I must survive.

- 我到時候才會吃蟲子，為了生存，我願意忍耐。

But right now I know we got some Cheetos.

不過現在我知道我們有奇多可吃。

- Yeah I mean, I guess at the end of the day,

- 對啊，我的意思是，最後

what's weirder, eating insect larvae

到底哪一種比較奇怪？吃這些幼蟲

or mushing together different chicken bits

還是把雞塊糊在一塊

into dinosaur shapes?

變成一種恐龍形狀？

- That's a good point.

- 說的正是。

- [Woman] Oh my God!

- [女人] 我的天啊！

- [Man] Why did you make me do that?

- [男人] 你為何要逼我這樣做呢？