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  • Welcome back to addicted to straight girls anonymous.

  • Julia thank you bringing cupcakes to this week's meeting.

  • for those few that are wondering, they're vegan, lets not freak out again.

  • Who wants to start?

  • Adriana how about you start?

  • Hi I'm Adrianna.

  • I mean it's been.. I don't even know. Forever since my last...

  • Sorry one sec.

  • Who's that who texted you?

  • It's actually my, mom...

  • It's her.

  • Oh my god stop!

  • Text her back. *enabler*

  • I only text back when it's like an emergency. Like an actual crazy emergency. And this is an emergency..

  • because she wanted to know if her outfit looked too gay.

  • You should text her back. You're lying to yourself.

  • I'm just tired. I'm tired of straight girls flocking to me.

  • I'm tired of flipping girl after girl after girl.

  • Oh my god shut up Jen!

  • You don't have to brag.

  • I guess I'll go next. Hi my name is Julia.

  • and I am a compulsive sleeper with straight girls.

  • It's actually been 8 months

  • Since Iast gave into one of my straight girl crush urges.

  • Good for you.

  • That's eight months more than me.

  • I had a weak moment last Tuesday she um...

  • invited me over to watch Faking It.

  • Clearly she didn't see the irony in that.

  • I think we can all take and note from Julia's strengths.

  • And last week we were at the movies and her hand like accidentally...

  • touched my hand and we didn't even...

  • I don't even like try and kiss her or anything.

  • I can't even go into a restaurant without the waitress following me into

  • the bathroom.

  • It's ridiculous. It's like actually insane.

  • Fuck you Jen. Are you serious right now?

  • I can say something.

  • My name is Natalie. This is my first time here.

  • And I wanted to talk about...

  • The other day I was at the mall with my friend.

  • And she grabbed my hand.

  • This is how it starts.

  • and we were holding hands. Okay but it wasn't like

  • the normal friend holding hands it was like the interlocking

  • couple way that people hold hands.

  • Couples in love right? So got me thinking that she's probably bi

  • No.

  • So this one time we were at a club.

  • It was slacks mind you, and she says that after she drinks two beers when she gets

  • drunk she likes to kiss girls

  • so I just threw her in a cab with some coke and pizza.

  • It took a lot.

  • But I did it.

  • Why did you do that?

  • She's bi obviously.

  • Yeah, Julia even I would've kissed her.

  • Ok so everytime we're hanging out at my place watching a movie she always asks...

  • to stay over. Like she'll initiate it.

  • and the weird thing is it'll be like nine o'clock at night.

  • and she only lives 10 minutes away, walking.

  • That's totally weird.

  • Last week at a friends wedding...

  • two of them.

  • Bridesmaids.

  • Is she for real? Who invited her?

  • It's not like it was 6, that's happened before.

  • Oh my god shut up Jen.

  • I just think that I should be there for her. You know she's getting her hair cut today. What if she doesn't like it?

  • She'll like, scootch closer to me

  • and always wants to be the little spoon.

  • I just want to date a lesbian, like, is that too much to ask?

  • Fuck.

  • I just don't want to be a lesbian sherpa anymore.

  • Ladies, I'm so sorry to do this I have to cut today's meeting short.

  • My boyfriend just texted. He's locked out of the house.

  • I'm sorry, boyfriend?

  • Are you straight?

  • But like, bi-straight right?

  • Don't look me in the eyes. Don't. I'll flip you. I will flip you don't.

Welcome back to addicted to straight girls anonymous.

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