-I can't believe it's so crowded here.

-我不相信這裡這麼擁擠。

Maybe we should come back.

也許我們應該回來。

-How about never.

-那就永遠不要

Does never sound good?

是不是從來沒有好聽的？

-Boys, a family swim is a great way to

-孩子們，家庭游泳是一種很好的方式

kick off the summer.

開啟夏天的序幕。

-Let's not forget, opening day is free.

-別忘了，開放日是免費的。

-That was impressive.

-真是令人印象深刻

-That's pretty high.

-這是相當高的。

-Are you talking to yourself?

-你是在自言自語嗎？

-No.

-不

-You're talking to yourself because you're scared.

-你在自言自語，因為你害怕。

-I'm not scared.

-我不害怕

-Then go.

-那就走吧

-Whoa, w-whoa!

-哇，哇，哇！

[RIPPING]

[RIPPING]

-Hi, Greg.

-嗨，格雷格

-Hey, Holly.

-嘿，霍莉。

NARRATOR: 20th Century Fox presents Greg, Rowley--

20世紀福克斯公司推出的格雷格，羅利... ...

-I feel like a gangster right now.

-我現在覺得自己像個黑幫老大。

NARRATOR: Fregley--

弗雷格利...

-What's that supposed to be?

-那是什麼意思？

-It's a human head.

-這是一個人頭。

And look, he's smiling.

看，他在笑

NARRATOR: Chirag--

奇拉格...

-I have been ensnared by my own handiwork.

-我被自己的手藝所迷惑了

NARRATOR: Holly--

霍利...

-Why don't we play doubles?

-我們為什麼不玩雙打？

Patty and me versus you two.

帕蒂和我對你們兩個。

NARRATOR: Patty--

帕蒂...

-Ah!

-啊！

-Ah!

-啊！

-Oh!

-哦！

-Yes!

-是的！

I mean, sorry.

我的意思是，對不起。

NARRATOR: Manny--

曼尼...

-No!

-不！

-Washing my hands.

-洗手

NARRATOR: Sweetie, and Rodrick.

親愛的，還有羅德里克。

-When did you get a tattoo?

-你什麼時候去紋的？

-There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggie.

-你對我還有很多不瞭解的地方，Greggie.

NARRATOR: This summer--

這個夏天...

-In case we don't make it, there's something I

-萬一我們沒能成功，有一些東西我... ...

have to tell you.

要告訴你。

One time, I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my

有一次，我去洗手間，我沒有洗我的。

hands.

手。

-One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe

-有一次，我用你的牙刷把我鞋上的狗糞弄掉了。

my shoe.

我的鞋。

-What?

-什麼？

-Ah!

-啊！

NARRATOR: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Dog Days.

旁白：《窩囊廢日記》、《狗日的》。