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一直在臉書偷偷偷偷偷偷看。

My more successful friends.

那些比我還成功的朋友們。

Jack's got a house.

Jack 買了棟房子。

Jane's in Tangier.

Jane 在坦吉爾玩。

I made 11 thousand dollars last year.

而我去年才賺三十幾萬塊。

Your girlfriend's a 10 and mine's not even real.

你女朋友簡直完美，而我的甚至不存在！

Facebook stalking my more successful friends.

一直在臉書偷看那些比我還成功的朋友們。

Jeff just got cast on an HBO show.

Jeff 剛在 HBO 爭取到了一個角色。

I'm on my ass watching HBO GO.

而我卻黏著屁股看 HBO GO。

But I can't pay attention 'cause I'm checking my phone.

但我沒專心看，因為我正用著手機。

Facebook stalking my more successful friends.

在臉書上偷看那些比我還成功的朋友們。

You got 99 likes on a pic on Throwback Thursday of you doing hover hand with Helen Hunt.

你上傳的一張舊照片得到了九十九個讚，上面還是你擺出紳士手勢和 Helen Hunt 的合照。

My timeline's dead year round except my birthday.

除了我生日那天，我動態時報都是空蕩蕩的一片。

And I haven't had a friend request in months.

這幾個月來我也沒有任何好友邀請。

But I only get half the story when...

但其實我故事才看了一半。

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當我在用臉書偷偷偷偷偷偷看。

My more successful friends.

那些比我還成功的朋友時。

'Cause Jack's new house just got repossessed.

Jack 買的新屋被收了回去。

Jane's in jail in Tangier for writing fake checks.

Jane 因為寫了假支票而被關在坦吉爾的監獄。

HBO got Zach Braff and fired poor Jeff.

HBO 找了 Zach Braff 然後將 Jeff 炒魷魚。

And Jeff's cat just got feline AIDS.

而 Jeff 的貓還得了貓愛滋。

That's the worst kind of AIDS there is.

那是最糟糕的一種愛滋呀！

They all make it look like they're living the dream.

他們都把一切包裝得好像自己活在夢裡。

But nobody's life is as cool as it seems.

但沒人真的過得像他們形容得那麼酷。

You can bet your sweet ass they're just as lonely as me.

你可以十分地確定他們其實跟我一樣孤單。

Facebook stalking my more successful friends.

在臉書不停偷看那些比我還成功的朋友們。

Facebook stalking my more successful friends.

在臉書不停偷看那些比我還成功的朋友們。