Aye, aye, Captain!

I can't heearrrr youuuuu!

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

What is totally motionless all day and night?

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Also did you know Sponges are Hermaphrodites

BOTH HE AND SHE

Sponges have no organs, no eyes legs or knees

BRAINLESS SPONGEBOB

Pro-creates by shooting sperm into the sea

THAT'S WHY THE CRABS' KRUSTY

Livesin Bikini Bottom; he thinks it's the best

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

It's a real place America did Nuclear Tests.

EVERYONE'S RADIOACTIVE

That is why Squidward's an 6-Legged Dude

HIS LIMBS FELL OFF

Also, he'd eat Mr. Krabs, 'cause that's octopus food

SQUIDWARD MURDER

And Patrick's a Starfish, what's in his lunch?

BEST FRIEND OR TRAITOR

Starfish eat oysters, snails, and also the sponge!

Scientifically Accurate

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Sperm Filled Water

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