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  • I don't know if you always do them, but like, I think

    我不知你是否時常這樣做,但我想的是

  • the best way to get into a video is just to do it.

    開始一段影片的最好方法就是去直接開始

  • >> Hi everybody, this is Cry, say hi.

    大家好,這是Cry,打個招呼吧

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Say hi,

    >>（・∀・） >>打個招呼吧

  • [LAUGH].

    （・∀・）

  • >> Oh, hey.

    喂

  • >> Hey, okay.

    喂,好了

  • >> Hows it going?

    過得怎樣?

  • >> Not bad how are you doing.

    還不賴 你又過得如何

  • >> Oh you know just looking in the sand.

    噢你知道的,我只是在沙中看一看來著

  • >> Mm-hm, I'm drinking by, whatever, i don't care.

    嗯,我在這邊喝酒..還是甚麼來著,我不在乎了

  • I don't care, whatever, we're going.

    我不在乎,管他的,我們走吧

  • >> It's all good, alright.

    一切都妥當了,好吧

  • >> Okay, so the objective of this game is to find eggs.

    好的,這遊戲的目的就是要把蛋給找出來

  • >> Yep.

    是的

  • >> You keep big, they're pretty big.

    >>你就一直…它們挺大的 >>它們挺大的

  • because ostrich eggs are, wait hang on, I've got my ostrich facts here somewhere.

    因為鴕鳥蛋是…等一會,我在某處有些鴕鳥小知識

  • >> [SOUND]

    我把鴕鳥小知識放哪兒了

  • [CROSSTALK]

    你剛才幹甚麼了

  • >> What did you do?

    我…顯然,鴕鳥並不是魚類

  • >> I, I, ostriches aren't fish apparently.

    鴕鳥不是魚類

  • >> Ostriches are not fish.

    這是一個事實

  • >> That's a fact.

    鴕鳥小知識

  • Ostrich fact.

    是的,我會把它們給寫下來,我不知道

  • >> Yes I'm going to write that down I, I don't know.

    我要我的筆!!

  • I want my pen.

    喂,我找到了一瓶朗姆酒

  • >> Hey, I found a bottle of rum.

    耶! 忘記我原本要做的事吧

  • >> Yeah, forget what I was doing.

    在哪兒?

  • >> Oh,

    它之前在沙子裏

  • [LAUGH]

    哇! 發生甚麼事了?

  • >> Where, where?

    鴕鳥能飛!!!鴕鳥小知識!

  • >> It was in the sands, oh.

    為甚麼,發生甚麼事了!?

  • >> Whoah, whoah, what happened?

    好了

  • >> [LAUGH]

    好的

  • Ostrich can fly, oh, ostrich facts!

    我們發現了一個故障

  • >> What, >> Oh,

    我要把它給寫下來然後向開發者報告

  • >> Why, what is going on?

    不要,那是一個特點!

  • Aah.

    噢,好的

  • >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]

    好的

  • [LAUGH]

    真棒

  • >> Okay.

  • All right.

  • We found a bug.

  • I'm going to write that down and report it to the developers.

  • >> No that's a feature!

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> Oh, okay!

  • All right.

  • Awesome.

  • >> It was fruity.

  • The ostriches can believe they fly if they try.

  • >> Ostrich is not fish.

  • Ostriches can fly.

  • >> Yep.

  • >> All right.

  • There we go.

  • We got two ostrich facts.

  • Okay.

  • I can't get this one.

  • It's too high.

  • >> Oh.

  • >> Can we do our flying technique?

  • >> Alright.

  • >> I don't know what we did.

  • >> I, I'm flying a little bit.

  • >> Yeah.

  • That's not flying.

  • That's, like, hovering.

  • >> I did it.

  • >> Oh.

  • There you go.

  • You stood on my head.

  • Thank you very much.

  • >> You're welcome.

  • >> Oh my god, Cry.

  • Your butt is, like, so big.

  • >> I'm trying to look at it.

  • It's not working.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Well, I tried.

  • >> whatever.

  • >> Okay.

  • Oo, I can run.

  • >> Hey, there's a mushroom.

  • >> Alright.

  • Hang on.

  • Whoa, whoa.

  • Whoda.

  • >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> What was that about?

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • I don't know.

  • But here's an egg.

  • All right.

  • Well, let's do it again.

  • >> Yay.

  • What the hell.

  • Oh, there we go.

  • >> Ostrich work teleportations.

  • >> Game of the year.

  • 11 out of 10.

  • 10 out of 10, whatever.

  • >> Oh, the treasure chest.

  • >> Wait, hang on.

  • There's a sign here.

  • >> Yeah, let me look in it.

  • There's nothing in it.

  • >> No, hang on.

  • Try to kick everything.

  • With E, or mouse two.

  • Oh.

  • >> Hinnanana.

  • Well, mouse two is jump.

  • >> What are you talking about?

  • They don't even know their own controls.

  • >> There we go.

  • Okay.

  • Hang on.

  • Wait.

  • Gahdoo.

  • >> It's mouse three.

  • Oh.

  • There's balls.

  • >> [LAUGH] Oh boy, balls.

  • Their my favorite.

  • >> Those are those, like, twenty-five cent ones you get in the machines.

  • In stores.

  • >> The what?

  • >> The quarter machine balls.

  • >> Say what, now?

  • >> Bouncy balls.

  • >> What are you talking, what are you saying?

  • >> The balls, just, come on, just get them in the 25 cent machines.

  • >> Oh.

  • What are you saying, what?

  • Huh?

  • What are you saying?

  • >> You gotta go get the egg, Mark.

  • >> [LAUGH] Okay.

  • Alright.

  • Okay.

  • Alright.

  • >> God.

  • >> How'd you get up?

  • Oh, I got up there, too.

  • >> There's another egg, right there, Marc.

  • >> I got her.

  • Bonus activated.

  • Double score.

  • Oh.

  • Okay.

  • >> What does that mean.

  • >> I have no idea, Mark, dude.

  • >> No, no.

  • >> I fell in the water.

  • >> Aah!

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> Bonus lost.

  • >> No.

  • >> Darn it.

  • >> Why.

  • >> Now, what does this say?

  • >> Press z, or mouse 2, to kick trees.

  • >> Oh, I get it.

  • Anyway.

  • >> Eh.

  • >> Eh.

  • >> Be-eh-eh.

  • >> Mine was better.

  • >> Whoa.

  • >> Mine was.

  • Whoa, what?

  • >> Oh.

  • But, we, we cross the trees.

  • >> That does not help us.

  • No, that does.

  • Check it out.

  • >> That's not going to work.

  • >> Ba ba ba ba.

  • >> I do not see that.

  • What did you just do?

  • From my screen, it was totally different.

  • >> Ba ba ba ba.

  • >> What?

  • You're flying in mid-air.

  • You're, no.

  • No.

  • That's not happening.

  • You're on nothing.

  • You are on nothing.

  • >> Hey, we've learned that ostriches can fly, have we not?

  • >> Yeah, but they can't float.

  • Or, maybe.

  • Wow.

  • >> Oh.

  • >> We did it.

  • >> That was the finish line?

  • >> Yeah.

  • >> I thought it was just bubbles.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> Yeah.

  • >> All right.

  • >> Good job.

  • All right.

  • I'm going to drink, to celebrate.

  • >> Celebration drink.

  • I was, there was, there were golden eggs.

  • I saw it in the movie.

  • Wait.

  • Hang on.

  • I'm starting.

  • I got, we went to the next realm, but I gotta start a new.

  • Everyone's going to see my password!

  • >> Oh!

  • What is it?

  • Oh my god.

  • >> Oh no.

  • >> Oh my god.

  • >> Oh no.

  • >> Oh no.

  • Oh no.

  • Okay, whatever.

  • Just join, join, join, join, joined it.

  • >> Okay.

  • >> And there's a fish, fish over there.

  • Oh my God.

  • We gotta go send it back to the ocean.

  • >> No, wait, no.

  • No.

  • No.

  • >> What?

  • What?

  • >> You'll scare it.

  • You'll scare it away.

  • I'm going to kick this.

  • No, it's gone.

  • No.

  • >> Hey, there's, there's a pineapple up...why did you drown?

  • >> because I went after the fish.

  • >> Well, I found a pineapple so we feel good again.

  • Hey, can we kick this statue?

  • >> Probably.

  • Wah.

  • >> Nyeh.

  • >> Balls.

  • >> It's, it's giving us this balls in once.

  • >> [LAUGH] Hey, oh.

  • Oh, ho.

  • >> Oh.

  • >> Stand on my head.

  • I want that.

  • >> Oh my god.

  • Alright >> Stand on me.

  • >> No, no.

  • You, you stand on me.

  • >> No.

  • Don't kick me.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Why do you kick me? Stand on my butt.

  • Get up, get up.

  • >> I got it, it's a green hat.

  • >> Visit the nest to equip it? What? >> What?

  • >>You know what, I'm out.

  • >> No, don't go, I don't have a hat.

  • I didn't get it, you could of at least boosted me up to get it.

  • >> Nope, nope.

  • >> Fine I'm going to find me something better.

  • [LAUGH] >> Hang on, wait you're laughing now.

  • You gonna see >> Oh that's not, that's not a hat at all.

  • >> Are you, are you back yet?

  • >> No I'm trying to figure out how to equip it.

  • >> You go into the nest >> I'm in the nest.

  • >> Well put it on!

  • >> I don't see the hat!

  • Oh I can't go oh there we go.

  • This is a horrible idea, why did I abandon you for this stupid hat?

  • >> See, that's what I was saying.

  • Although it was a pretty sweet hat.

  • >> It, it is.

  • It's a valuable lesson, though, that people should

  • learn to not abandon friends for green hats.

  • >> Exactly, exactly, very much.

  • Except on St. Patrick's Day or something like that.

  • >> All right, take drink for lessons.

  • >> Yes, I agree.

  • >> Mm-hm.

  • >> I got it.

  • >> The main, the score you gotta beat is 9306.

  • >> 930 What?

  • Who plays this game that much?

  • ha.

  • >> Apparently... >>I just fell off.

  • I fell.

  • I died.

  • It hurt bad.

  • >> Oh, I'm sorry.

  • It's because we're not working together as ostriches.

  • >> Ha ha.

  • I did it.

  • I won.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • I'm starting up the, go to level four.

  • >> I can't.

  • >>Whaa.

  • God damn it.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Alright.

  • Fine, I'm starting up, level two again.

  • Even though we did it already >> I have no idea.

  • >> Oh.

  • That's why you quit.

  • Or, that.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I mean that, yeah.

  • Anyway, now, get down here.

  • >> You, you want the hat.

  • >> Yeah.

  • I want the hat.

  • >> There you go.

  • You can go on the head.

  • Take that hat.

  • >> on your big butt there, and here we go.

  • >> Hey, it is pretty big.

  • >> Yeah.

  • >> Now, that's, oh, fuck!

  • >> [LAUGH] You went right in!

  • >> Dammit!

  • >> What were you aiming for?

  • >> I wanted the egg on the boat!

  • >> [LAUGH] >> [SOUND] Oh, oh, god.

  • Okay.

  • >> You okay?

  • >> You going to get that egg?

  • >> I got it, okay.

  • >> All right.

  • >> I got it.

  • [LAUGH]

  • All I saw was you sailing off into the ocean.

  • With no,

  • [LAUGH]

  • no idea what you where doing.

  • >> I wanted to be the pebble that you throw into the lake and it bounces.

  • I found a chest with a butterfly on it.

  • What's the treasure?

  • >> I don't know.

  • Something has changed near by.

  • Look around.

  • >> Oh is it the fact that there's a giant volcano on fire.

  • >> No, that's what we're trying to not die from.

  • >> Oh, we're going to do that.

  • >> [LAUGH] We're going to not die or we're going to die.

  • >> We're going to do both.

  • [SOUND]

  • >> We can't do both.

  • >> I want to think that we can

  • [CROSSTALK]

  • Scooby Doo said so.

  • >> We can't, we can't, I don't think Scooby Doo said that.

  • I watched

  • >> Scooby Doo had nothing to do with ostriches.

  • >> I, I, I watched, I watched, I watched a lot of Scooby Doo in my time.

  • >> You know, I'm going fucking say it, Velma was always pretty hot.

  • >> Yeah!

  • >> Yeah!

  • >> I totally agree!

  • Way hotter than Daphne!

  • >> High five!

  • >> High five!

  • I, I don't know where you high-fived.

  • I high-fived my web cam.

  • I'm sorry.

  • >> See, yeah.

  • You have a cam, it looked friggin stupid.

  • But with me, I'm just audio, so it sounds like realistic.

  • >> Oh, whatever.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> What, what, whatever.

  • I was just sitting over here looking stupid.

  • Screw you.

  • >> Let me see if I can go across that little floaty thing.

  • >>Okay, all right nope. >> Absolutely not.

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • [MUSIC]

  • [LAUGH]

  • More drinks.

  • >> All of my, my options cross are depleted.

  • [SOUND]

  • >> Wait are you still in the game?

  • >> Yeah.

  • >> You're supposed to get out of the game.

  • >> I, their, I can't, get across.

  • >> You gotta be kidding me.

  • >> The trees are not able to take me, they're gone.

  • I'm just trying to get it.

  • >> Oh god damnit, we gotta do level two again.

  • You realize this.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> I oh that, it's like that one level in Sonic, where you got that Marble Zone.

  • >> That one level in Sonic.

  • You don't even say which Sonic game.

  • >> I, fir, first one.

  • >> [LAUGH] The first one.

  • >> Yep.

  • >> Let me recall back in my, I didn't even have a Sega.

  • >> What?

  • >> I didn't.

  • I never did.

  • It was all Nintendo.

  • >> No!

  • >> I played a Sega, but I never had one.

  • >> Oh my god, I can't do this video anymore Markiplier

  • [LAUGH].

  • >> I'm sorry.

  • It wasn't my choice, what are you saying it was my choice.

  • >> I'm planning on going to play Guitar Hero now.

  • >> I had a Dreamcast.

  • >> I had a friend who had a Dreamcast.

  • >> Oh, you didn't have a Dreamcast and you're judging me.

  • [CROSSTALK],

  • are you joining the game or what!

  • >> I am trying to join, it's not working!

  • It's like, knock, knock, who's there?

  • Not me, apparently.

  • >> Wait, hang on, get, get out of the game.

  • Get, get out of that.

  • I'm going to try it again.

  • >> Okay.

  • >> I'm going back in.

  • >> Okay.

  • Is, it not working?

  • >> I didn't say go.

  • >> Oh.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> Get out.

  • Get out.

  • I'm going to go all the way out, to the main menu.

  • Oh my game crashed.

  • >>I have Bandicam, I have it >> Use it more.

  • >> I'm going to put on the hat, screw you.

  • >> Oh alright. >> I'm putting on the hat. >> I can't even put on the hat.

  • >> Woah eggs

  • >> Yeah, there's a lotta eggs in there, I don't know why.

  • >> Oh, Cry you slut, what are you been doing over here.

  • >> Yeah, I've apparently been making a lotta eggs.

  • I got it!

  • >> Oh my gosh.

  • I'm so jealous.

  • >> Yeah!

  • >> I still don't have the hat!

  • >> Kick open your wardrobe.

  • It crashed again!

  • I got it okay.

  • All right.

  • >> Okay.

  • >> Hey!

  • My ostrich on the main menu had a hat!

  • >> Oh yeah?

  • >> All right.

  • We're going to do this.

  • You ready?

  • >> I would love to be ready.

  • >> Starting up level two.

  • >> I really want a hat though.

  • Oh nice hat.

  • >> [LAUGH] I know right.

  • Yeah.

  • >> I'm so jealous.

  • >> Look at this hat.

  • >> This is the sweetest hat ever in the history of hats.

  • I want to wear that hat along with you.

  • >> No.

  • You got a dibbergibbinaffigibbin.

  • >> Shit.

  • Okay.

  • You know what?

  • We don't even need the points.

  • Let's just go.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Don't even need it.

  • >> Alright.

  • >> And, it's got the hat, that's all we needed.

  • >> Okay.

  • Alright.

  • Alright.

  • >> Now.

  • Now.

  • You kick the one on the left.

  • >> Okay.

  • >> I'll kick the one on the right cause apparently, they're different.

  • I did it.

  • >> You did it?

  • Okay, good.

  • >> Got it.

  • >> Even, you know, actually, I even see that one over there.

  • So, I'm going to.

  • >> Oh!

  • >> Yeah!

  • >> Yeah!

  • We did it!

  • Woo hoo!

  • >> Yeah!

  • All right!

  • >> That took no time at all.

  • Why did it take so long before?

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • I don't know.

  • >> Alright whatever.

  • >> Hey okay.

  • Alright.

  • I still haven't found my list of ostrich facts.

  • >> Oh god,

  • [CROSSTALK]

  • I gotta go find this.

  • >> No, no, no, no.

  • >> Oh that will keep you buoyant.

  • [LAUGH] >> Break into this chest.

  • >> I could, I was trying to get to the chest, but it wouldn't let me.

  • Here,

  • [CROSSTALK]

  • >> Hey, I found some ladybugs.

  • >> [SOUND] >> The hell are you breaking?

  • >> I'm breaking all sorts of stuff, valuable artifacts.

  • >> Oh, my god!

  • Those were for the Museum of Ostriches.

  • >> [SOUND]

  • [LAUGH]

  • Ostriches don't have a museum, dumbass!

  • >> Well, maybe if they have hats, they have museums.

  • They're multicultural now.

  • >> I, I, I don't, I don't think.

  • There's no way that's true.

  • There's no way.

  • There's no way.

  • >> Boop.

  • What the

  • [LAUGH].

  • >> What'd you do?

  • What'd you do?

  • >> I jumped into the portal and it got me to the water.

  • >> It didn't get me in the water.

  • >> Well, let me try again.

  • >> It must've not liked you.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> What the fuck portal?

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Let me try it again.

  • >> Oh, sunglasses!

  • >> What the fuck?

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> You know what, this is fucking prejudice, just because I'm an ostrich.

  • it pulls this shit.

  • >>Yeah. Ah no.

  • I died.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> Oh, oh, well so Mister Laughy Pants now, huh? >>Now my name is Mister Laughy Pants. >> Jeez, yeah maybe.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • Just cause I like to laughing at your antics over there.

  • >> I, I'm going to have to call my lawyers so I won't own

  • I don't own a person, sir

  • >> Oh really, really, really don't you?

  • >> Maybe a few >> Maybe a few, yeah

  • >> I, maybe, I want to be the gran torino.

  • >> What is the gran torino?, ahh, chicken, the boat, the boat was sinking.

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Wait, what, how did you finish?

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • Because I'm good at this game.

  • >> You were the one dying in the ocean.

  • Don't tell me you are good at this game.

  • You are not good at this game.

  • >> Yeah, I, I thought about how, one of the Super Mario levels, and I did that. It worked.

  • >> Starting next game, go.

  • >> That's...

  • >> Way better.

  • Okay.

  • Think I started it back up again.

  • >> How do you put on sunglasses?

  • I can't take mine on.

  • My, my hat.

  • >> Oh, it's a trade-off, okay.

  • Well, you have the sunglasses, I'll have the hat.

  • >> I can't even put on my sunglasses.

  • >> Well, then, that's stupid.

  • >> Can you put on your sunglasses?

  • >> Wait, no, recording was way off.

  • >> Oh, really?

  • >> Way off, >> Oh why?

  • >> Wasn't even close to capturing the window.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> Oh

  • [LAUGH].

  • >> Not the whole time, not the whole time just that for Bandicam.

  • >> Great.

  • >> I told you Bandicam was stupid.

  • >> Hey, you just, just can't setup properly.

  • >> Hey, you just have something wrong with your face.

  • >> You didn't think about things.

  • >> [LAUGH] Shut up.

  • Yeah, you're right.

  • >> Oh, thank God, we're wearing our hats.

  • >> Hey, there's a thing.

  • >> Giant ostrich.

  • >> Wait, something aah!

  • I fell into the ocean.

  • >> You need to not do that because this is a really nice hat up here.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> Oh no.

  • That looked so nice.

  • >> It's so nice.

  • >> It's so nice.

  • Yeah, I want that hat.

  • Why can't I have that hat?

  • >> Oh my God, I want to wear it right now.

  • >> And I think there's something in the middle here.

  • Let me just stick my head down.

  • >> Oh, what is it?

  • >> I found, no.

  • It was nothing.

  • >> Oh.

  • >> It was nothing, go away.

  • It was nothing.

  • >> Okay.

  • >> [NOISE].

  • >> Oh, you're enjoying that nothing.

  • I have a confession to make.

  • >> This looks like Turok from Nintendo 64.

  • >> Oh your right it does.

  • >> Turok!

  • >> Except I haven't played that game.

  • >> Why not?

  • >> I don't know.

  • I was a dumb, I was dumb, I was a PC gamer, as a kid even as a kid.

  • >> What?

  • Why?

  • Stop playing Commander King.

  • >> I never played Commander King.

  • >> Well, then, you have a bit of a problem.

  • >> [LAUGH] Do you have a problem with my gaming career?

  • >> Oh my God, no.

  • >> What is that?

  • Oh my god!

  • There's not supposed to be monsters!

  • [LAUGH]

  • [LAUGH]

  • jumping into the ocean.

  • What the hell was that?

  • >> This game isn't supposed to have skeletons

  • >> Is this a horror game?

  • I fell into the ocean again!

  • God dammit.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Stop laughing at me.

  • My feet are shattered.

  • >> Oh God, it just killed me

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> [LAUGH] >> We gotta go under pelts.

  • >> But, I'm going in the rainbow, oops screw this.

  • >> Alright.

  • Okay.

  • >> Rainbow power.

  • >> Oh, whoa.

  • >> Oh.

  • I just got killed.

  • >> It just dropped us in the ocean.

  • >> The portal is not working properly, it said.

  • >> What?

  • Oh.

  • It started over again.

  • >> I'm going to go sink to the bottom of the ocean.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Oh my God.

  • How much was this game again?

  • >> It was I don't know like ten bucks, I don't know.

  • >> Oh, well worth it.

  • >> Worth every penny.

  • Oh my God, this game goes, best game ever.

  • >> Absolutely.

  • Who'd have thought it, we gotta look at the hat again.

  • >> Yeah yeah yeah the hat >> Hey hat

  • >> Oh God you pushed me in the ocean

  • [LAUGH].

  • You son of a bitch, why would you do that?

  • >> I'm an ostrich, I don't know what the fuck I am doing.

  • >> Screw you.

  • Oh, no.

  • You >> [LAUGH]

  • >> That's unfair.

  • >> That's two lives that we've died to a hat.

  • All right, don't worry about it.

  • Don't be afraid.

  • >> I'm so afraid.

  • That's like my job to be afraid.

  • >> Oh, okay.

  • You gotta be ballsy now.

  • >> Okay.

  • Big giant.

  • >> You gotta be ballsiplier.

  • >> Balls.

  • Ballsiplier.

  • Giant ostrich balls.

  • >> All right, ballsiplier.

  • Alright let's go.

  • >> I don't think ostriches have balls.

  • >> [SOUND] >> [SOUND] got us both.

  • >> Maybe we gotta lure him away from it.

  • >> No, no it's on a patrol, it like, go, if we go now.

  • >> Okay.

  • >> It won't come back, because it's a patrolling.

  • >> Okay.

  • Genius!

  • >> Just hide here with me, hide with me.

  • Hide with me.

  • >> Get us in.

  • >> Get real close.

  • Oh!

  • That's what the hiding mechanic is for.

  • >> Holy crap.

  • >> Because we can't see him, he can't see us.

  • >> Oh, game of the year!

  • >> It's just like baby physics!

  • >> Baby physics?

  • >> Cause that's how they play hide and seek, they just close their eyes.

  • >> Oh.

  • Well I.

  • Ohh

  • >> You found your a white hat, dont question it Markiplier!

  • >> Yeahhh, white hat! >> I need to show you this hat.

  • >> Okay, get in the game and show me.

  • >> Oh, I'll show you this hat, look at this.

  • Alright, okay, alright >> What

  • >> My head is in the sand, alright.

  • What?

  • >> You gotta, you gotta see this hat.

  • >> It's dark in here.

  • >> I'm going to, I'm going to present it, all

  • right, you gotta cover your eyes with your,

  • >> Oh.

  • >> Just cover your eyes.

  • >> Okay, I'm ready.

  • >> All right.

  • Open your eyes.

  • >> Whoa!

  • >> I know.

  • It's crazy how that works out.

  • It's-

  • >> Oh, you're like Michael Jackson in that one thing!

  • I know, I have one foot glove over my foot.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I'm gonna break shit.

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • Alright.

  • >> Oh, god.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> You killed me, too.

  • What did you do?

  • [CROSSTALK]

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> I think it's those rocks you attached to your feet in the last level.

  • Aah!

  • That's a skeleton.

  • Oh god there is.

  • >> This is not supposed to be a horror game.

  • >> I'll avenge you, I'll avenge you

  • >> I don't think you're supposed to avenge

  • me, I think you're just supposed to avoid them.

  • >> Were did he go?

  • >> There is giant pouring lava here.

  • >> I just died avenging you.

  • >> You didn't avenge very good then.

  • >> Where you go?

  • >> I'm going here.

  • >> What where is that?

  • >> I don't know

  • [LAUGH]

  • I'm in some pads in an ocean.

  • >> I just jumped down a pit and won.

  • >> Good job.

  • I died.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I okay.

  • >> This is better than Team Fortress 2 in terms of hats.

  • >> This is better than Team Fortress 2 in terms of engaging gameplay.

  • >> True that.

  • Really true.

  • >> Shots fired.

  • [LAUGH]

  • Cry has made it very, very clear how he feels about TF2.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> OK, are you following me?

  • >> Yeah.

  • >> Good, you're following me?

  • >> Yeah, I am.

  • Why is it like, showing?

  • It's like a spotlight.

  • >> I don't know.

  • >> It's freaking me out.

  • >> It tells you where to jump.

  • Vote Pedro >> Vote for Pedro

  • >> That was a Napolean Dynamite reference.

  • >> I got that reference, it was very good. >> [SOUND]

  • >> Did you know that movie is pretty ahhh.

  • >> [LAUGH] you are the last one and you fall?

  • >> I did There is a skelington over here too. >> It was a sledgehammer.

  • That was also a Napoleon Dynamite reference.

  • >> I, I also got that.

  • >> Oh, you're, you're breaking things.

  • >> Yes.

  • >> And the sound displacement's poor, because it sounded like

  • it was right next to me, and it's totally not.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I was very nervous.

  • >> Game of the year.

  • This is a wait hang on >> Wait where the hell are you?

  • There's like four skeletons out here.

  • >> [LAUGH] I don't think this is the right way.

  • Wait I spawned here and the skeleton killed me!

  • That's bull!

  • >> No no no it's an ostrich.

  • Oh I found a hat!

  • Oh, I have a cowboy hat.

  • >> Where in the world did you find a hat?

  • >> Where you died there was a chest, and in the chest there was a hat. >> Cry, cry, cry. >> What?

  • You dirty, dirty, dirty girl.

  • Gimme that.

  • >> Look at that.

  • It's a cowboy hat.

  • You can have that cowboy hat.

  • >> Now we gotta get back though.

  • >> Okay don't die.

  • >> I'll try not to.

  • >> If you die.

  • >> I've got one life left, I'm okay.

  • >> There's a boat with shiny thing in it, egg.

  • >> It's an egg stupid, we've got tons of eggs.

  • >> Eggs, well we need more, >> Cry, we don't need anymore eggs.

  • >> That egg is going to birth Einstein ostrich.

  • >> [LAUGH] Einstrich Ha ha.

  • >> Oh my God, he's so spooky.

  • I'm going to follow him.

  • >> No, he's going to come back that way, you gotta, you...

  • >> No, no, no, I go follow him.

  • >> No, you gotta, he's going to come around

  • that, no, he's not going to come around that way.

  • >> See, I'm good.

  • There's a chest here.

  • Hey, I found another egg.

  • >> Hey, good for you.

  • Let's jump down the hole.

  • >> All right, that's how we win the stage.

  • >> Yay.

  • We're almost done with the game.

  • Oh my god, $10 game >> [LAUGH]

  • >> If they put guns on these ostriches this would be pretty amazing

  • >> I think we could rob a bank of golden eggs just...

  • >> Ahh, I've run off again >> God damn it Ark

  • >> [LAUGH] Ark?

  • >> I called you Ark >> Who is Ark?

  • Apparently, it's you, if I forget the m.

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> I'm going to probably get killed by the skeleton coming towards you.

  • Behind you.

  • >> No, no.

  • No, no, no.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> [LAUGH] >> There's a lot.

  • >> These are really bad patrols.

  • >> [LAUGH] Yeah.

  • They don't pay attention to where we're going, or what we're doing, or who we are.

  • >> Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • >> [SOUND] Okay.

  • >> Oh, hey.

  • I hit a thing.

  • >> Oh okay.

  • >> Oh god behind us. run!

  • >> Ahh, ahh.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> Oh no.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> No.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> It was shallow.

  • It looks the same as the shallow wire.

  • >> I know, the, the, the son of a bitch.

  • I went in a circle.

  • I kind of did too.

  • >> Skeleton.

  • Oh >> Hey, I found a lever down here.

  • >> Well put the lever and then do the thing.

  • >> I think I might die going in here.

  • >> Do the lever in the thing.

  • >> I might die.

  • No, I'm good.

  • >> I'm going to try hiding my head when the skeleton comes by.

  • >> Oh, no wait, no we got it.

  • I'm going for it.

  • >> Yeah.

  • Hey, hey wait don't go without me.

  • >> I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm already there.

  • >> No, I need your help.

  • >> Oh yeah.

  • >> God damnit Mark.

  • >> Yeah, programmer, MML G.

  • >> God damnit, I gotta make my way there with shackles on my feet.

  • >> Oh yeah, I'm so great.

  • I got fireworks on my score screen.

  • >> Oh Katy Perry's involved in this development of the game, god damn.

  • >> She's shooting fireworks right out of her boobs.

  • It's incredible.

  • >> Good lord, that's so impressive.

  • >> It's incredible.

  • She's right here.

  • Oh my god she's naked too, oh my god.

  • >> What, this game is not rated properly.

  • >> [SOUND] I'm going to censor it for everyone else.

  • It's going to look like fireworks to everyone else but I

  • mean it's really Katie Perry's boobs, like right in front of me.

  • >> Oh.

  • >> [SOUND] What are you talking about?

  • >> You want to know a story.

  • >> Yes I would love to know a story.

  • >> So when I was little I lived in a house that my mom swore it haunted.

  • >> Hmm.

  • >> So, she woke up one night, and it

  • was all dark, and she's had this porcelain doll,

  • and she swears by this, that its head was

  • spinning rapidly, the whole time, while she was sleeping.

  • Just, like, rapidly, rapidly spinning, like the

  • whole doll was shaking like a vibrator.

  • Wow, that's weird thing to say.

  • >> [LAUGH] Especially about your mom. >> But, yeah.

  • >> Aah!

  • There's a hole in the ground.

  • >> Like it.

  • I found a new skin.

  • >> How did you find a new skin?

  • >> I can change my, my dialect.

  • >> I didn't change a new skin.

  • Anyway, that's a creepy story.

  • How did she know it was spinning all night if she was asleep.

  • >> I think she was scared and like watched it

  • >> There's holes in the ground

  • >> Alright so the trick to this level is we gotta put our head in the ground.

  • >> Well, I don't think that's the way to go.

  • Come on, come on, come on >> Alright, okay

  • >> Come on, come on come on come on come on

  • >> I'm trying, it's hard to move in this.

  • >> Something has changed.

  • >> I missed something.

  • >> Something has changed.

  • >> What have you done?

  • >> I don't know.

  • What did you do?

  • >> I didn't do anything.

  • >> Aah, I see the skin.

  • I'mma get that.

  • >> Yeah, go get it man, it's >> It's a moose.

  • It's a moose.

  • I meant to say it's a moo, it's a cow skin.

  • >> Oh.

  • Hey, we got to go up here, I think.

  • >> No, I've already been up there.

  • >> No no, we gotta go up here.

  • >> No, I was already up there.

  • Shut up.

  • >> You know, sometimes I think I'm right.

  • Oh, what the hell have you done?

  • >> I'm smashing up everything.

  • All your personal belongings.

  • Wait, there' s a rainbow thing, I don't trust it.

  • >> I do.

  • >> You go first.

  • >> Alright, bye.

  • >> Bye.

  • >> Eh.

  • >> That's perfectly normal.

  • Eh.

  • >> Can we kick this open?

  • >> I dont know can you?

  • >> Ahh

  • >> [NOISE]

  • >> Why are we taking the exit, not the giant piles of golden coins?

  • >> Well sometimes you have got to realize life is more valuable

  • >> [NOISE] We are doing the thing, we got to do that thing again.

  • >> I want to fly with you >> [LAUGH]

  • >> I don't know how to do it though.

  • >> [LAUGH], Very precise.

  • I'm going up.

  • [SOUND]

  • Nah >> Good luck.

  • >> It wasn't high enough.

  • Alright screw you I'm going off.

  • >> Alright bye.

  • >> Bye.

  • >> I can't even see.

  • >> I can't either.

  • It's very

  • [CROSSTALK]

  • dark.

  • >> Oh my gosh.

  • >> This platformer is taking a strange turn.

  • We're almost done.

  • >> Nope, we gotta get another drink, Markipliers let go.

  • >> I've got plenty of drink right here.

  • >> Markiplier, get another drink!

  • >> My drink is still full, halfway!

  • >> Markiplier, get another drink!

  • [SOUND]

  • >> Is awake instead of sleeping.

  • >> Wait.

  • No.

  • I got a bubble on my head.

  • Oh my God.

  • I got a bubble on my head.

  • >> I want one of those.

  • Oh my God.

  • >> We can go in the ocean now.

  • Oh my God.

  • [CROSSTALK]

  • We can!

  • >> What?

  • >> All right.

  • You go this way and I'll go this way too.

  • >> Okay.

  • Oh my God.

  • >> It's fishy, why are eggs down here?

  • >> Oh.

  • There's a shark!

  • There's a shark!

  • >> Where.

  • >> There's a shark!

  • There is a shark!

  • >> I don't see a shark.

  • >> Above you!

  • >> I don't see a shark.

  • >> Oh boy.

  • >> Oh my god, there more, shark everywhere.

  • >> It's okay we just gotta not panic.

  • Hey, there's a little fish.

  • Fish shark, I wasn't even near it >> Ohh, wait hang on, there a thingy.

  • There is a thing thungy.

  • Oh that's a portal >> There's another ostrich here.

  • >> Another ostrich? what are you talking about?.

  • >> I'm looking at one while you're over there, it's

  • like an impostor of you because of the same hat.

  • >> What?

  • >> Yea let me see if you, is there another me right here?

  • >> No, there is not.

  • >> I have a second you over there.

  • It's freaking me out and I don't like it.

  • >> That is a personal copy of me you can take that and have fun with that later.

  • >> Well go to Le Pool.

  • >> french, eh?

  • >> Yeah, yeah, baguette >> [LAUGH]

  • [FOREIGN]

  • [NOISE]

  • >> Dexter's laboratory.

  • >> Oh I love that, actually they put it on Netflix, I watched every episode again.

  • >> Oh my god that is such a good idea.

  • >> I'm going in, I am in the ocean.

  • I gotta go in the ocean with you.

  • I keep looking over at your doppleganger, thinking it's you.

  • >> I, I see more bubbles.

  • I'm going to get more bubbles.

  • >> Okay.

  • I'm trying to figure out which way you went.

  • >> Bubbly bubbles.

  • You see the bubbles?

  • >> Bubbly do?

  • >> [LAUGH] I don't think that's French.

  • >> I, I see a portal under the water.

  • >> Oh, I think that's very offensive to the French.

  • >> I think they're going to kick your butt.

  • >> [LAUGH] I don't think the French could kick my butt.

  • >> I just got killed by a shark.

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • Oh no, another one's coming for, right for me.

  • >> If you look above on UI, you have >> Ahh, it killed me.

  • >> I found a shiny stone in that.

  • >> Give me a god damn bubble, go away.

  • >> I, I, I can't get one myself but you have one on my screen.

  • >> You have one on my screen so I'm thinking we have one.

  • I'm going to jump into the ocean oh I died.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> That's not fair.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> This is baloney.

  • This is, okay this game is broken.

  • >> No this game is legit.

  • >> [LAUGH] Oh my god I hit a box and I fucking exploded.

  • >> How did that kill me?

  • >> [LAUGH] >> ar.

  • Okay.

  • I think we're done.

  • >> Oh, this game's so weird.

  • >> because we can't beat this.

  • >> I think so because I just jumped in

  • the ocean without a bubble, and I'm totally fine.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Oh.

  • >> Alright, that's good enough play through I guess.

  • >> If you want to see the last level

  • [LAUGH]

  • you should get it yourself for ten dollars.

  • >> Yeah, it's a good buy!

  • Play it with your friend, preferably drunk,

  • [LAUGH]

  • you'll have a great time.

  • So.

  • >> It's such a bad game.

  • >> Shut up, Cry.

  • It's a great game.

  • Thank you everybody, for watching.

  • Click the description link for Cry's channel.

  • because, he's.

  • >> Don't, do that.

  • >> Okay.

  • Don't do that.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> You don't have to do it.

  • [LAUGH]

  • [OUTRO MUSIC]

  • Thank you again everybody for watching.

  • I'll see you in the next video.

  • Bye, bye.

  • >> Bye Cry.

  • >> Bye, bye.

  • >> Bye!

  • [OUTRO MUSIC]

  • [OUTRO MUSIC]

  • Pick up the body parts.

  • You got to grab them.

  • Like so.

  • Grab that thing.

  • Firmly grasp it.

  • Firmly grasp it.

  • Firmly grasp it.

  • >> Aah!

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