yeah I guess Hollywood really hates superhero movies.

是的，我猜好萊塢真的很討厭超級英雄系列的電影

Well I'd say they should stop starring in them, if it bothers them that much.

如果以英雄為主角的影片真的對他們造成困擾，我覺得他們應該停止拍攝這類的影片

I mean who hates superhero movies?

我想知道誰討厭超級英雄的電影？

We make millions of people happy over and over again.

我們帶給許多人一次又一次地歡樂

What's wrong with that?

這樣有什麼錯？

I don't understand award shows.

我不明白這些頒獎典禮

it's always which actress cried the most amazingly...

它總是聚焦在哪裡女演員哭得最令人驚豔

or which person transformed their voice the best.

或是哪個人變換音色最成功

And I'm just like, I do that every day!

而我只是感到…我每天都這麼做啊！

You cry everyday?

你每天都哭？

No change my voice.

不是，我是說改變我的聲音

Oh.

噢

Well what does your normal voice sound like?

你的正常聲音聽起來是怎麼樣？

It doesn't matter what my normal voice sounds like!

我正常的聲音聽起來如此並不重要

But if I did cry everyday...

但如果我每天都哭

it would still be amazing.

聲音還是會很棒

Do you know why?

你知道為什麼嗎？

Because you're...

因為你是…

Because I'm Batman! hehe, yes that's right.

因為我是蝙蝠俠！呵呵，你說得沒錯

Oh Well! Give this guy a trophy!

喔天啊！誰也來給這個傢伙一個獎座！

But why all the hate? What did we ever do to them?

但為什麼造成這麼多人的反感？我們到底曾經對他們做了什麼？

We crush their box office sales.

我們讓他們沒有票房啦

How is that our fault?

那怎麼能算我們的錯？

Beats me.

我也不懂

*sip*

(小喝一口)

So...

所以…

Anything else going on?

還有什麼事情正在進行中？

Nope!

沒有了！

That's pretty much everything I think.

我想這應該就是所有的事情了

I'm Gonna Be In the Universe!!!

我將要到宇宙去了！

Did you hear?!

你有聽到嗎？

I'm gonna be in the universe!

我將要到宇宙去了！

Everybody IS in the universe you goof!

每個人都在宇宙裡，你這個呆瓜！

Not THIS universe!

不是這個宇宙！

WoooHoooo!

嗚呼！

Marvel YEAH!!!

漫威萬歲！

Reboot!

重拍版！

Well he did just finish two thirds of his last series.

他剛剛拍完他的上個系列裡三部曲的第二部

Seems like it's time for a reboot.

聽起來似乎是適合重拍的時候

Oh I hope it's not a reboot.

噢我希望這次不是重拍

Why?

為什麼？

Because I am SO over reboots!

因為我重拍好幾個版本了！

You...

你…

You just had a reboot.

你才剛重拍了一部

Uh...

呃…

I'm gonna reboot when we get mad and fight for two hours.

我將會重拍我們對彼此生氣並打鬥了兩個小時的劇情

Okay.

好吧

I wanna reboot!

我想要重拍！

Can I get all tatted up and wear guy-liner?!

我可以全身刺青並使用眼線液嗎？

Uh... sure! Okay.

呃…沒問題！好吧

Allrighty then!

那就沒問題了

Welp see ya later!

下次見！

Everybody gets a reboot!

每個人都有重拍過！

Well that seems weird to me! Too many reboots can not be a good thing.

我聽起來覺得不太對！太多的重拍版不會是件好事

I mean where does it end?

我的意思是什麼時候才會告一段落？

Do we reboot Indiana Jones?

我們有重拍印第安納瓊斯嗎？

Do we reboot Lord of the Rings?

我們有重拍魔戒嗎？

Do we reboot Harry Potter?!

我們有重哈利波特嗎？

*gasp*

(喘氣)

You hush you're face!

你不該這麼說！

Maybe hollywood is right.

也許好萊嵨是對的

Maybe we aren't original anymore.

或許我們己經失去原創性

Maybe we do just make the same stories over and over...and over.

或是我們做的只是不斷不斷地製作同樣的故事

Well maybe it doesn't matter because we're awesome.

或許這並不打緊因為我們很棒

And besides, some of us actually do need a reboot.

不過，我們有一些人事實上確實需要重拍電影

Okay I'm back!

好我回來了！

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!

哇哇哇？!

And the reboot goes to...

最佳重拍影片得獎的是…

Fantastic Four for "Nobody Likes Your Old Movie"

驚奇四超人的「沒有人喜歡你的舊電影」

*cheers*

(歡呼聲)