- OK we're going up, we're going up, we're going up.

有了，上來了，上來了，上來了

- Come on, come on, come on, come on!

再來，再來，再來!

- It's like if Apple created a glue gun.

這像是蘋果做的膠槍

- Kind of, but it's kind of clunky.

有點像，但感覺有點笨重。

- You're right.

真的!

- I don't wanna complain.

我並不想抱怨

- It's like if Samsung created it.

但這比較像是三星生產的

- Is this for children? It seems a little dangerous.

這是給小孩用的嗎? 這看起來有點危險。

- So, what are we gonna draw?

所以我們要畫啥?

We're gonna do glasses?

我們要畫一副眼鏡嗎?

- Let's try glasses to start.

先從畫眼鏡開始好了。

- OK, so we just hit the button and then it'll go?

Ok, 所以我們按下按鈕後就可以了嗎?

- What is the....there's different lines.

這是什....這有不同的線耶。

What does that mean?

代表甚麼意思啊?

Alright, let's just do this.

算了，我們開始吧。

- It's really loud and nothing's happening yet.

這個東西很大聲，但甚麼事都還沒發生。

Anything happening? - [Male in Gray] Not yet.

有任何進展嗎? 還沒。

Oh there you go, you just gotta give it a little nudge.

喔有了，你只要輕輕推一下就有了。

- I don't like the way this smells.

我不喜歡這個聞起來的味道。

It smells pretty harmful for children and elderly people.

這味道感覺對小孩跟老人不好。

- How do I make it turn?

我要怎樣讓它轉彎?

- I think with your hand.

我想用你的手吧。

- I'm still not getting anything.

我的還是沒有跑出任何東西。

- There we go. I'm getting it. I'm getting it.

有了有了，我的有了，我的有了。

- [Man in Black] What? Oh there we go, there we go.

啥? 喔，我的也有了。

I think we should note that both of us have made our living as illustrators.

我覺得我們應該要說明一下，我們兩個是靠繪圖吃飯的。

Full-time illustrators. - Yeah.

我們是職業的繪圖師。 沒錯。

- And so far, this is what I've come up with.

但目前為止，這是我所做出來的東西。

- And this is what I have.

然後這個是我做的。

- This seems like something kids would do in camp

這個很像小朋友在夏令營會做的事

and the counselor would go talk to their girlfriend or boyfriend at this time.

然後那些隊輔就會在這個時候跑去找自己的男女朋友。

- I'm going to try the higher speed setting.

我覺得我要試試看高速模式。

- Oh, I've been doing the high speed the whole time.

喔，我一直都在用高速模式。

- Really? I've been doing the slower.

真假啊，我一直在用比較慢的。

- I'm John McClane's in this shit.

我覺得我是3D繪圖界的畢卡索。

- That changes everything.

這樣才對嘛~

- I have the instinct to like, "Oh, I need to draw on paper"

我一直有個感覺，覺得我應該在紙上畫畫。

but like I don't have to. - [Woman in Gray] Yeah, no.

但其實我並不用，(灰衣女)對啊，不用啊。

- I could draw up here. I'm drawing right now.

我在這裡就可以畫畫了，看我現在正在畫。

- Ohooooo~~~~

嗚喔喔喔喔喔喔喔~~~

- Oh wait, yours is way better than mine!

等一下，你的看起來比我的好太多了!

- Gosh those are like unbreakable glasses, glasses of steel.

天啊，那個像一個永遠不會壞的眼鏡，鐵做的眼鏡。

They even have an already nerdy badge patch.

它甚至還有"書呆子徽章"。

- I know!

我知道。

- Here are my glasses.

這是我做的眼鏡。

- Okay. - These are for you.

好，這是給你的。

- There you go, they're very fragile.

來，這個給你，它很脆弱。

- So these are Quinta's glasses.

這個是Quinta(品牌)的眼鏡。

They are hearts, obviously.

這是愛心，不解釋。

- Here you go. - OK, I put this...

拿去吧。 好，我把它...

- Oh, yours is so cool!

天啊，你的好酷喔!

- I put a fake nose on it, like for disguises.

我在上面做了一個假鼻子，用來偽裝用的。

- Right?

喔~~~

- So, I don't think it's a question of if we look cool.

嗯，我認為重點不是我們看起來酷不酷。

I think it's more like how cool do we look?

我覺得應該是我們看起來有多酷?

- Yeah. - [Man in Black] Pretty cool.

沒錯，超級酷。

- Although I gotta tell you, designwise,

但我必須跟你說，從設計面來說...

yours aren't really staying on my face.

你的眼鏡沒辦法戴著。

- See, I was afraid of that.

看，這就是我擔心的。

- Oh no! Oh no!

喔不! 喔不!

- Yay! - So gorgeous.

耶! 好漂亮呀。

- Yay, you look gorgeous!

嗯啊，妳看起來很美!

- Thank you.

感謝!

- They're built for water sports, dreaming, falling in love, seeing, and also just being awesome.

這眼鏡是為了水上運動、閉眼睛睡覺、談戀愛、看東西、還有裝酷所設計的。

- I definitely see myself falling in love while wearing these glasses.

我覺得自己一戴上去就已經戀愛了。

- Now I'm going to draw a penis.

我現在要畫一個老二。

- Cause you know that's the first thing they drew with it.

因為你知道他們發明這個後第一個畫的東西就是老二。

- Oh, yeah, oh yeah.

沒有錯的啦~

- They were like "Oh we're gonna draw some dicks with this."

他們那時候一定想說"喔我們要用這個東西畫一根屌"

- I'm kinda loving this thing.

我覺得我已經愛上這玩意兒了。