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  • Turn it on. Turn it on. Alright, alright. It is on. It is on.

  • Look, I have the chainsaw from when you guys pranked me on Halloween with the ketchup and shit.

  • Okay.

  • I want to get Dad back.

  • What are you going to do?

  • I am going to do the same thing you guys did.

  • Okay.

  • You just have to film it and you will get good footage. Alright, yeah. Original idea, I know.

  • Where is your mask?

  • I do not have one.

  • Ketchup?

  • Could you keep it down? Sorry.

  • I am not going...He is going to be so pissed if I have ketchup.

  • But it is not the same thing then.

  • You have one job, okay?

  • Okay. You just have to film. I also need you to flip the switch, the light switch, when I say go, okay?

  • WHAT?

  • Sorry. Go.

  • What the fuck, dude! I did not even say go!

  • Oh, shit! What are you doing?!

  • Jesse!

  • You got the blades on! The blades are on! Shut the blades off!

  • I did not know the blades were still on! What are you doing?!

  • I was just trying to get you back for the prank. I did not know they were on!

  • This is all because of the violence in video games, is it not? It causes you to do stuff like this.

  • What? Violence in video games? Yeah! That is what you think of when I do this...

  • Yeah, normal people do not do this stuff!

  • You did it to me! That was a joke. I was just trying to get you back!

  • And you are videotaping...

  • Where are you going? Dad? Dad! He asked me to! What are you doing?

  • Look, I am sorry I woke you up, but I was just trying to get revenge, alright?

  • Please do not go in my room.

  • Dad. Dad! There is a lot of stuff in here that you have no right to touch!

  • Oh, shit. Alright?

  • Where is the video games?

  • You shredded them all!

  • What do you mean, where are your video games?

  • Where are the video games? I do not have any!

  • You are in here twenty-four seven. No. No! You are twenty-two years old and you live in your room.

  • Where is it? I sleep and I watch TV. Where is the video games? I do not play. I do not play anymore.

  • You destroyed them. You destroyed them all. Where are the video games?

  • Well, actually a lot of them are digital now. Are you kidding me?!

  • So where are they? He is lying. He is just trying to get good video. Where are they? He is just trying to get good video...

  • His Xbox is right there.

  • Jeffrey! Jeffrey! This is an Xbox? Do not touch that! That is the Xbox One! Dad! Dad! Dad!

  • Do not touch that shit! Dad! Dad!

  • Dad! Dad!

  • What the fuck are you doing?! DAD!

  • Dad, what the fuck are you doing?!

  • Dad, you are not. You are not!

  • You are not touching this.

  • You are not...Get away. Put it back!

  • What are you going to chainsaw me?!

  • What are you...Dad!

  • Dad?! Move back!

  • Dad! Dad! DAD!

  • God, I cannot even cut through a stupid plastic thing. Dad!

  • (Gasps) It is not even....It is not funny! (Laughter)

  • There is plastic everywhere!

  • Get the fuck out of here!

  • You think that is funny?! (Laughter) You think that is funny?! (Laughter)

  • Oh, my God. Look at what he did!

  • Did he break it?

  • I do not know...

  • He sawed it up!

  • He sawed...What the fuck is he doing?

  • Dad? Oh, fuck! Get out of the way.

  • Dad? Dad! Oh, shit.

  • HOLY SHIT!

  • (Screams)

  • (Distraught Screaming)

  • That is violence in video games.

  • God! Why!

  • Fuck!

  • Fuck!

  • Fuck!

  • Fuck. That is violence in video games. Holy shit.

  • What the hell is wrong with you?

  • Master Chief! Why would you do this? Master Chief Collection!

  • It is the only way he is going to learn!

  • You cannot teach violence with violence! It does not work!

  • It is because I have to. Because you buy him stuff behind my back.

  • You taught him how to play video games! (Door slams)

  • Where is he going? Yeah, it was different back then...

  • (Cries)

  • What the hell?

  • Oh, little Swiss Family Jesse over here.

  • Hey, buddy! Get the fuck out of here!

  • Get that light out of my face!

  • Hey, it is okay!

  • No.

  • No...

  • Halo: Master Chief Collection comes out

  • in one hour and I am not going to be able to play.

  • It is not funny.

  • Please.

  • It is just a game.

  • Please. (Helmet Drops)

  • Turn it off...

  • Alright, it is off. It is off.

  • You are so full of shit. Turn it off. Please, turn it off.

  • It is off, man.

  • It is okay...

  • TURN IT OFF!

Turn it on. Turn it on. Alright, alright. It is on. It is on.

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