Yep. Yep. Yep.

好了。

I just gotta pee quick and then I'll be ready.

我去上個廁所，馬上好。

Oh, as long as you're waiting, I wanna pop off a quick email.

既然你們在等他，那我想快速收發個郵件。

Okay, we're not waiting that long.

好喔，但我們不會等那麼久。

Okay, let me know when we're actually ready.

好喔，等我們真的準備好了再告訴我。

We're actually ready right now. Don't get comfortable!

我們現在就已經好了，不要鬆懈下來。

(You've got mail)

(您有一封新郵件)

Alright, let's do it! Are we ready?

好了，走吧！大家都好了嗎？

Just got to put my shoes on.

我只要穿上鞋子就好了。

I'll be one sec.

再一下下。

Okay, if Pat's gonna take this long, I'm gonna make myself a cup of tea.

如果 Pat 還要這麼久，那我要去倒杯茶喝。

And done (good-bye), are we ready to go?

好了，我們要走了嗎？

Just gotta put my shoes on.

我穿上鞋子就好了。

Emily, are you ready?

Emily ，妳準備好了嗎？

I'm almost ready, let me know when everyone else is ready.

我快好了，大家都準備好的時候再跟我說。

We are, we're all ready.

我們都好了，大家都準備好了。

Katie doesn't look like she's ready.

Katie 看起來還沒準備好。

I just gotta put my shoes on.

我穿上鞋子就好了。

Then do it!

那就快穿啊！

Emily, we're all ready to go.

Emily，我們都準備好要走了。

Okay, I'm ready. Where's Trapp?

好喔，我準備好了，Trapp 去哪裡了呢？

What the hell! He was just here.

搞什麼！他剛剛還在這裡的。

I bet he already went down, I'll go check.

他一定先是下樓了，我去看看。

Hey, sorry, sorry, I saw Adam was dressed nicely so I thought I should change.

抱歉，我看到 Adam 穿得滿正式的，所以我想我也要去換個衣服。

We ready to go?

我們準備好要走了嗎？

We're ready but Katie's gone.

我們好了，但 Katie 不見了。

He wasn't down there.

他不在樓下。

It's fine, we're all ready. He's right there.

沒關係，我們都準備好了，他就在那裡。

Where?

哪裡？

Fuck! Where the hell is Trapp?

搞什麼啊！Trapp 到底去哪裡了？

I'm right here, but where is Adam?

我在這啊，但是 Adam 在哪裡？

And also where's Trapp?

Trapp 又去哪裡了？

How?

怎麼回事啊？

Okay, let me know when we're actually ready.

好喔，我們真的都準備好的時候再告訴我。

Don't get too comfortable, we're leaving as soon as we find them.

不要鬆懈下來，我們一找到他們就要走了。

Okay, I'm just gonna...

好吧，那我要去...

No!

不行！

Sorry guys, we saw Katie's jacket so we figured we should get our jackets.

抱歉各位，我們看到 Katie 的外套，所以也去拿了我們的外套。

We figured while everyone else is getting ready.

大家都準備好了嗎？

We are ready!

我們都好了！

Great! I'm ready.

太好了，我也準備好了。

I'm ready. I'm ready.

準備好了。 -準備好了。

We're all ready.

我們都準備好了。

Crap! I left my phone over there.

該死！我把手機放在那裡。

Nobody move, I'm not even turning around. Just stay put, Emily, don't get tea, don't get jackets or shoes, just... I'm gonna... turn it right...

大家都不准動，我現在連個轉身都沒有。大家都待在原地不准動，Emily，不要去倒茶喝，不要拿外套或鞋子，我只是要...

- Here you go. - Thank you, Trapp...

- 拿去。 - 謝啦 Trapp...

I thought we were ready!

我以為我們都準備好了！

Yeah, we are ready.

對啊，我們好了啊。

I'm ready.

我準備好了。

Yeah, I'm ready.

對啊，我也準備好了。

Just gotta put my shoes on.

我穿上鞋子就好了。

Okay, great! Then we're leaving.

太好了，那我們走吧。

Yeah, let's go.

好啊，走吧！

Like... right this second, here we go.

就是... 現在這一刻，走吧。

Like... like now, right now?

你說... 現在，現在的現在嗎？

Yes, right now now! Let's go!

對，就是現在！走吧！

I left my shoes in the other room.

我的鞋子放在另一個房間。

Don't please!

喔不會吧！

[50 years later]

50年後

Hi, I'm Mike Trapp from CollegeHumor.

嗨，我是 CollegeHumor 的 Mile Trapp。

Three years ago, I had a happy normal life.

三年前，我過著平凡快樂的日子。

Now look at me.

現在看看我。

I'm lurking at the end of YouTube videos, begging strangers for clicks.

出現在 YouTube 影片的結尾，懇求陌生人點閱我們的影片。

Just one click, man! That's all I need.

我只需要你們點一下就好了！

You can click over here to subscribe our channel.

你可以點這邊，訂閱我們的頻道。

Or click over here to watch another video.

或點這邊，看另一部影片。

Come on, man! One click!

拜託！點一下就好！

That's all I need. Just give me a click!

拜託，我只需要你們點一下就好！