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  • I'm happy to see that you're here,

    很開心見到大家

  • and if you want to see more of me,

    如果你們還想看到更多的我的話

  • I'm on two shows today.

    我今天會上兩個節目

  • I'm doing my show now,

    一個是現在這個

  • and then later tonight I'm gonna be on Jimmy Fallon,

    另一個是晚點我會到 Jimmy Fallon 的

  • on "The Tonight Show," so...

    今夜秀

  • [cheers and applause]

    [歡呼&掌聲]

  • It'll be fun.

    會很好玩

  • 'Cause Jimmy was on my show last week,

    因為 Jimmy 上週也有來我的節目

  • so I'm doing his show this week,

    所以這週換我過去他的節目

  • which is how the industry works in this town.

    這就是這行業的規則啦

  • You know, you give and then take,

    你來,我往

  • and then I--you scratch my back, and I scratch yours,

    你幫我的背抓癢癢,我也幫你的背抓癢癢

  • and you tie me up and I tickle you with a feather.

    然後你把我綁起來,我用羽毛搔你癢

  • [laughter]

    [大笑]

  • I'm thinking of "50 Shades of Grey," I'm sorry.

    抱歉,我想到格雷的五十道陰影去了

  • I just...took a turn.

    腦袋轉了個彎

  • Jimmy wanted to have me on his show,

    Jimmy 邀請我去他的節目的時候

  • and I lied. I had, "Oh, I have plenty

    我對他說了謊

  • to talk about, Jimmy. That's great."

    我說:「我有超多想說的! Jimmy,這機會很棒。」

  • It's not true. I have nothing to talk about

    這是假的,我想不到有什麼好說的

  • 'cause I come out here, I talk to you every day,

    因為我站在這,每天都跟大家對話

  • and I tell you everything.

    什麼事都跟大家說

  • This is--this is my platform.

    這裡,是我的平台

  • I tell you about my life.

    我跟你說我的生活啊

  • I tell you what I did the night before,

    我昨晚做了啥啊

  • and then I go home and I do things,

    然後再回家,再做一些有的沒的

  • and then I come in the next day and I tell you what I done did.

    隔天上節目,再跟大家說我昨天幹啥了

  • And...then all my stories are saved for you.

    我所有事情大家都知道了

  • So...when I have another show,

    所以當我有另外個節目要上

  • it's hard, you know,

    就變得很難

  • to make stuff up.

    憑空捏造一些事情

  • You know? So...

    所以....

  • To come up with-- so, you know what?

    編造一些事情...

  • I wanted to have stories to tell Jimmy, so over the weekend,

    我想要有可以在 Jimmy 的節目上說的事情

  • I picked up some hobbies.

    所以上週末我找了些業餘嗜好來做

  • And...

    然後...

  • I'm sorry, did I say "hobbies?"

    抱歉,我剛剛說嗜好嗎?

  • Hobos. I picked up some hobos.

    無業遊民,我去認識些無業遊民

  • That's what I meant to say. Hobos.

    這是我原本要說的

  • And I have a lot of stories, but I can't tell them on TV.

    我雖然有很多故事,但卻無法從電視上告訴他們

  • But...I did learn how to open a can of beans with my teeth.

    但我學到了如何用牙齒打開罐頭

  • So that is good.

    這招很棒!

  • They can be helpful in that way, the hobos.

    那些遊民們對這些方面很在行

  • It's nice if you can talk about something funny

    如果你也可以跟著聊

  • that happened at the grocery store, too.

    一些發生在雜貨店的事,也會很有趣的

  • But I haven't been to a grocery store since 1998.

    但我從 1998 年以後就沒去過雜貨店了

  • So...

    所以...

  • Are you still not allowed to squeeze the Charmin?

    現在還是禁止揉 Charmin 牌的衛生紙嗎?

  • I saw the commercials, so...

    我看過他們的廣告...

  • Most people go on a show and they promote a show

    大部分的人上節目,是為了去宣傳另一個節目

  • that they're on or a movie, and I don't need to do that

    或是宣傳電影,但我不需要這麼做

  • 'cause we're just doing fine the way we're going on the show.

    因為我們現在節目的發展很好

  • So, I don't need to promote that, thank you very much.

    所以我不需要額外的宣傳,這真的得感謝大家

  • [cheers and applause]

    [歡呼&掌聲]

  • I...

    我...

  • So, I don't have anything to promote.

    所以我沒啥東西要宣傳

  • I don't have a clip or anything.

    我沒有準備節目的片段或是其他東西

  • But then I thought, well, I could show, like, how much fun

    但我想說,也許可以剪個片段

  • we have on this show. I could show a clip,

    來展現我們節目多好玩

  • for instance, of this lady before the show.

    譬如說,在節目開始前的這位女士

  • [dance music playing]

    [音樂下!]

  • [cheers and applause]

    [歡呼&掌聲]

  • [laughter]

    [大笑]

  • [cheers and applause]

    [歡呼&掌聲]

  • I love how timid you are right now and shy.

    我喜歡你現在這麼害羞靦腆

  • Everybody seems shy until you get out here,

    大家看起來都很害羞,直到你們到台上

  • and then it's on. It's like...

    就像開關打開

  • I didn't think it would actually show.

    我不知道這會上節目

  • What's that?

    你說啥?

  • I didn't think anyone would actually see it.

    我不知道其他人會看到這段

  • [laughter]

    [大笑]

  • Oh, I'm watching backstage the whole time.

    哦我在後台時都會一直關注台上

  • I don't even want to start the show sometimes,

    我甚至有時候會不想開始節目

  • I'm so entertained. I was watching tWitch out here

    因為太好玩了!就像是邊看直播節目

  • doing the Hustle with somebody. It was wonderful.

    邊和其他人忙來忙去。這真的超棒

  • So here's what I think. I'm gonna--

    所以我想說,我準備

  • I'll have things to talk about, but at least--

    我會準備好上節目要說的

  • Jimmy has a great band. He has The Roots,

    至少他有很棒的樂隊,有 The Roots (樂團)

  • so one thing I know I'm gonna do on that show is dance,

    所以唯一我確定會在這節目上做的事情,就是跳舞

  • for sure.

    一定跳!

I'm happy to see that you're here,

很開心見到大家

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