- ( ukulele playing ) - ♪ HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GUY ♪

- ♪ WHO IS 10 FEET TALL? HE SCARES PEOPLE AWAY... ♪ - ( screams )

♪ 'CAUSE HE'S GOT NO FACE AT ALL ♪

♪ SUPER LONG ARMS WITH TENTACLE ENDS ♪

♪ BUT THE TRAGEDY IS HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE FRIENDS ♪

♪ BA-DA-DA-DUM ♪

♪ SLENDER MAN ♪

♪ SYMPATHY FOR SLE-E-E-E-ENDER MAN ♪

♪ HE HANGS OUT IN THE DARK 'CAUSE HE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO ♪

- ( doorbell rings ) - ♪ WORE HIS VERY BEST SUIT... ♪

- ( gasps ) - ♪ JUST TO IMPRESS YOU ♪

♪ HAVE SYMPATHY FOR POOR SLENDER MAN ♪

♪ HE'S TOO TALL FOR A CAR, SO HE WALKS ALL THE WAY ♪

♪ HE ALWAYS TRIES TO SURPRISE ♪

- ♪ IN CASE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY... ♪ - ( horn blows )

- ♪ HIS BREATH IS BAD 'CAUSE HE CAN'T BRUSH HIS TEETH... ♪ - ( meows )

♪ HE TRIED TO TAKE OFF HIS MASK AND FOUND A MASK UNDERNEATH ♪

♪ HE BUMPS HIS HEAD WHEN HE ENTERS A DOOR ♪

♪ HIS SHOES ARE SHABBY 'CAUSE IT'S HARD TO FIND SIZE 24 ♪

♪ HIS D.V.R. IS BROKE, HE'S OUT OF GROCERIES TOO ♪

♪ HE'S SKINNY 'CAUSE HE SAVED THE BIGGEST PORTION FOR YOU ♪

♪ BA-DA-DA-DUM ♪

♪ SLENDER MAN ♪

♪ SYMPATHY FOR SLE-E-E-E-ENDER MAN... ♪

- ( coughs ) - ♪ HIS RASPY VOICE IS JUST A COMMON COLD ♪

♪ HE'S GOT SO MANY ARMS, BUT NOBODY TO HOLD ♪

♪ HAVE SYMPATHY FOR POOR SLENDER MAN ♪

♪ HE HANGS OUT WITH THE TREES ♪

♪ BECAUSE THE TREES DON'T JUDGE ♪

♪ HIS FRIEND REQUESTS ♪

♪ IGNORED BY SADAKO AND THE GRUDGE... ♪

- ( grunting ) - ♪ SYMPATHY FOR SLENDER MAN ♪

♪ HE'S ALWAYS DOING THE BEST HE CAN ♪

♪ JUST DON'T LET THIS SONG GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD ♪

- ♪ OR HE'LL SHOW UP TONIGHT AT THE END OF YOUR BED... ♪ - ( static buzzes )

♪ AND NO ONE MEETS SLENDER WITHOUT ENDING UP-- ♪

( screams )

( off-key ) ♪ DEAD ♪

♪ NO SYMPATHY FOR SLENDER MAN. ♪

( music playing )