have about love, lust, romance, and everything in between. For more, visit me on twitter

愛情、慾望、戀愛及一切相關問題。想要了解更多資訊的話，

@downtownshallon or be sure to check out my website shallononline.com.

歡迎到我的個人推特或是我的網站shallononline

If you're a nerd、or a geek, or a doofus, a weaner, a loser, any one of those things, I've got news for you:

如果你是書呆子、宅男、蠢貨或輸家這些類型之一的人，我有件事要告訴你，

you've got a much higher chance of getting a girlfriend because most people are nerds.

你其實有很大的機會可以交到女朋友因為很多人都是怪胎

Think about it, how many popular kids are there really at your school? 10? 15? The vast

試想看看，有多少人在學校是受歡迎的?10個還是15個?

majority of people are just like you. So the world is your oyster, but you might not feel

大多數人都跟你一樣沒沒無聞，但是你可能沒有察覺到

that way. Here are a few tips to getting a girlfriend, even if you don't think you're

我有一些交女朋友訣竅要和大家分享，儘管你覺得自己不是

the coolest kid on campus.

學校裡的風雲人物

Firstly, and most importantly: be realistic. If you're super into anime, maybe don't go

首先，最重要的就是要現實，如果你是動漫迷，只能說現實中不太可能讓你

after the girl on homecoming court. And I'm not saying you can't get her it's going to

在校園舞會上追到夢幻女孩，也許能成真，

be an uphill battle truthfully but, what do you really have in common with her anyway?

但將會是一場苦戰。試想你和她到底有哪些共同點?

Are you dating her just for her status? That's not really that cool. Date someone who can

難道只是因為她那非凡地位而約會?這樣並不酷，

appreciate your similar interests; probably another nerd. You'll have way more to talk

應該與欣賞你的人約會，你可能有很多種說法，

about, and isn't that the whole point of dating? To find your other half? Also, and I say this

但這不也是約會的意義嗎?不就是尋找另一伴嗎? 第二點，

a lot, but be confident. The goths, the emos, the preppies, the jocks, they all have one

我常說要有自信。不論是野蠻人、龐克還是萬人迷，他們都有一個

thing in common: we love a confident man. So go up to the girl of your dreams, ask her

共通點就是自信，所以快去和你心儀的女孩表白吧!

out. Make an actual plan. ""Julie, I'd love to take you out for dinner tonight, if you're

付出實際行動。「茱莉，我想邀請你今晚一同用餐，如果你

available."" If she turns you down flat, whatever, I heard she's a bitch anyway, but she'll at

今晚有空的話。」如果她斷然拒絕，我只能說她是個婊子，因為她沒給你

the very least respect you. And that's gonna do more for your reputation, than her saying

最基本的尊重，同時也能讓你的名譽提升，因為下一秒她可能

yes and dating someone you probably aren't compatible with.

答應和一個名聲狼藉的人在一起

So go forth my nerds. Take your light sabers,take your... other... nerd accoutrements and

就勇敢向前吧，怪胎! 使出你的渾身解數

go. Claim that woman as your own.

去追尋自己的真命天女吧!