Is that really it? No. I just made this up, today, right now.

真的有這東西嗎？才怪，我自己創造的，今天，現在

Having an Asian card means that you are very Asian.

有一張亞洲卡表示你超符合亞洲人的特質

But FungBros if you are born in Asian don’t you already have your Asian card?

但如果你本身就是亞洲裔，你不是早就有亞洲卡了嗎？

Not necessarily true. What about for not Asian, did they still get an Asian card?

不太對，不是亞洲裔，那他們也可以拿到亞洲卡嗎？

Definitely. We understand that there are a lot of different types of Asians.

當然可以，我們知道亞洲人有很多種類型

But these are kind of all the things that bond us together.

但因為所有的特質，而讓我們有關係

So keep tracking your score and see if you get your Asian card.

算好得分，看看你能不能拿到亞洲卡

That’s not it, babe. Not it. Not it. Sorry.

這不是亞洲卡，不是，抱歉

Number one, you’ve got to take your shoes off when you enter your house.

一、進家門前要脫鞋子

Boys, take off your shoes. If you only take off your shoes when you're at your parents’ house, give yourself half a point.

男孩們，脫鞋，如果和父母一起住的時候才有脫鞋的習慣，給自己0.5分

If you live on your own, you still take off your shoes at your place, full point.

如果自己住，也會脫鞋，給自己1分

All Asians take off their shoes. Asians are the only one that take off their shoes when they enter the house.

亞洲人都會脫鞋子，只有亞洲人進家門會脫鞋子

But if you don’t do this, VIOLATION!

如果你沒脫鞋，禁止進入！

Number two, you eat rice. You got long grain, short grain, broken rice, purple rice, white rice, not really brown rice.

二、你吃飯，有長粒米、短粒米、碎米、紫米、白米，但不太吃糙米

Brown rice you get half a point. If you’re on a diet, you got energy.

你吃糙米的話，得0.5分，如果你在節食，一定需要能量

Rice candy, rice paper, rice noodles, rice ball, rice, rice. You just got to eat rice.

牡丹糖、米紙、米苔目、飯糰、飯和飯，你就是得吃飯

Rice is the spice of life. Are you still with us or are you two for two?

飯就是人生的香料，你還跟得上嗎？現在兩題都得分了嗎？

Number three, you know how to use chopsticks.

三、你會用筷子吃飯？

Half of a point if you know how to use chopsticks improperly, cross-sticks

如果用錯誤的方式拿筷子，給自己0.5分。把筷子交叉用

This is not proper form but it gets the job done.

這不是正確的方式，但你還是可以夾東西吃

And a full point if you do it properly.

如果用正確的方式拿筷子，給自己一分

Number four, get out!!

四、還用說嗎！

You know you got to like Asian Food.

你一定要喜歡吃亞洲料理

Okay, you get a half point if you only eat one type of Asian food or you only eat it when your mom’s cook.

如果你只吃一種亞洲料理，或是你媽煮，你才吃，給自己半分

Full point for you got to it with your friends and you eat all different types.

如果和朋友外食，各種亞洲菜你都吃，給自己一分

I’m not talking when just the main ones like Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Thai…

我不是只針對日式、中式、韓式、越式、泰式…

I’m talking about Malaysian, Indonesian, Taiwanese, Cambodian, Filipino, Indian, Mongolian grill.

我說的還有馬來西亞菜、印尼菜、台菜、柬埔寨料理、菲律賓菜、印度菜，還有蒙古烤肉

That’s not really a Mongolian but we will give you a point if you go out with friends.

你不是真蒙古漢子，但如果你和朋友會去吃蒙古烤肉，我們會給你一分

Number five, you gotta be humble. Or at least fake it.

五、謙虛有禮，至少裝一下

In public, you gotta act more like this. No. no. no. no. no.

在公共場合，你要表現得像這樣，不，不，不

It was definitely the team effort. I don’t deserve all the credits.

都是團隊的努力，我不夠格得到此殊榮

But really what you mean on the inside. The truth is I deserve all the credit because who did all the work?

但你心裡真的想的是，其實你想說：「我做了所有事情，我應該得到所有功勞，好嗎？」

This guy.

我做了所有事情

Number six, you got to show your respect to the elders.

六、尊敬長輩

Yes. Your parents, grandparents, random old people.

你的父母、祖父母和不認識的長者

You have to be as helpful as you can and show them the stream among of respect.

你要幫助他們，讓他們感覺被尊重

Because that’s a part of being an Asian. You cannot say things like.

因為那就是亞洲人的特質，你不能說

Shut up Mom. You’re not the boss. Bee…

老媽，閉嘴，你不是老大

You’re stupid Dad. Gosh, all these old people are old and wrinkling and they don’t know anything.

老爸，你有夠蠢，所有老人都很老，滿臉皺紋，而且什麼事都不知道

I hate this family even you grandma. I hate you too.

我恨所有家人，包括阿嬤，我也討厭你

Asian Violation.

你犯了亞洲人禁忌

Number seven, you cannot bust out laughing every time you hear an Asian accent.

七、你不能每次聽到亞洲腔都爆笑出來

We know that Asian accent can be pretty funny, but if you laugh every time you hear it.

我們知道亞洲人的腔調很有趣，但如果你每次聽到都在笑

Strike. You understand that English is not the first language for a lot of people.

出局！要知道英文不是很多人的母語

But we laugh all the time. it’s immature.

但我們常常在笑這個，這很幼稚

Number eight, you have got to like eating in a family style.

八、你必須要和家人一起吃飯

In Asian culture, eating together is like a communal family bonding thing.

亞洲文化中，家庭聚餐會讓家人間更有凝聚力

Half a point, if you’re okay with sharing but you don’t really love it.

如果你會和家人一起吃飯，但你不是很喜歡，給自己半分

But a full point if you prefer to share so that you can eat all the dishes.

如果你會和家人一起吃飯，你也喜歡和家人吃飯，給自己一分

Number nine, you gotta have at least one fish tank in your life.

九、人生中至少養過一次魚

You guys keep in score? What’s your score so far?

你有得分嗎？目前積分多少呢？

Number ten, you cannot care about MSG or whether the food is organic or not.

十、你不在乎食物有沒有添加味精，或食物是不是有機

All types of Asian food add MSG, including snack.

所有亞洲料理都加味精，包括點心

If you don’t like MSG and you don’t have allergy to it, strike.

如果你不喜歡味精，也沒有過敏反應，出局！

A very unAsian question to ask a restaurant is,

非亞州人才不會問餐廳

Do you think you could make that dish without MSG?

可不可以不要加味精？

What farm is the chicken from? Was it free range?

雞肉來自哪個農場？自己放養的嗎？

Did the chicken have the name? were these vegetable grown without any sort of pesticides?

雞有名字嗎？這些蔬菜是不是沒有噴農藥？

The Asian answer to all these questions is, who cares?

亞洲人的回答都是：「誰管它」

Number eleven, you’ve got to care about getting the most bang for your buck.

十一、你很在意價錢

Oh man, this is a nice jacket. How much is it?

這件外套真棒，多少錢？

Oh yeah, it’s cool. You know, maybe next time. thanks babe.

很好，再看看好了，謝啦！

I read like thirty Amazon reviews. Trust me. this is the highest quality and the lowest price.

我常看亞馬遜的雜誌和文章，相信我，這品質最好，價錢最低

Number twelve, you don’t think that all Asians look alike.

十二、你不覺得亞洲人長很像

You see enough Asian people. You thought enough about them.

你看過很多亞洲人，你也研究過亞洲人

And that you can kind of tell them apart. You don’t have to be right all the time but you can’t be wrong all the time.

你可以分辨亞洲人，你不一定每次都猜對，但你不能都猜錯吧！

Number thirteen, you got to think that martial arts are cool.

十三、你覺得武術很威

You got to love the Asian style of kicking ass. you definitely got a full point on this one, if you actually took a martial arts class grown up.

你喜歡亞洲人打敗敵人的方式，如果你小時候上過武術課，給自己一分吧！

Number fourteen, you’ve got to love eating sea food.

十四、你喜歡吃海鮮

Asians always eat pretty much anything that is tasty in the wild.

亞洲人吃世界上最好吃的食物

Shrimps, squid, octopus, crawfish, lobsters, crabs, crustaceans of all types.

蝦、烏賊、章魚、小龍蝦、龍蝦、螃蟹，所有甲殼類動物都喜歡

All the stuff that’s not a crustacean. People think that it’s really gross but we eat those too.

不是甲殼類的也喜歡，大家覺得這不好吃，但我們也吃這個

Number fifteen, you got to at least speak to one Asian language or be ashamed that you can’t

十五、你至少要為說一種亞洲語言，不然你就該感到丟臉

Number sixteen, you’ve got to be afraid of shaming your family.

十六、你一定會害怕讓家人丟臉

If there is one thing to be scared of an Asian life, it is disappointing your parents.

亞洲人唯一害怕的事，就是讓爸媽失望

I wish we didn’t have to put this one on the list but it’s kind of true.

我不想要把這條也列進來，但這是真的

Number seventeen, you’ve got to prefer eat meat off the bone.

十七、你喜歡把骨頭上的肉吃乾淨

The concept of boneless chicken wings is not part of Asian culture.

吃無骨雞翅不是亞洲人的風格

And Fallow when you meet a girl and she’s eating the meat off the bone. You know she’s a keeper.

如果有個女生會吃掉骨頭上的肉，她一定是你值得留住的人

Meat off the bone just tastes better, just like dark meat is better than white meat.

去骨的肉比較好吃，就像紅肉比白肉好吃

Number eighteen, as the person that is trying to get their Asian card, you’ve got to think Asians are attractive.

十八、快要拿到亞洲卡的時候，你一定會覺得亞洲人很有魅力

We’re not saying that you have to always date an Asian person.

我們不是要你常和亞洲人約會

And we’re not saying that you have to think all Asian people are attractive.

我們也不是說所有亞洲人都很有魅力

Dude, I don’t really like the way Asian girls look you know, they got like straight black hair.

老兄，我不太喜歡亞洲妹看你，她們的髮色是黑色

I mean I …Violation.

我的意思是說…出局！

Number nineteen, you got to at least like some anime or video games.

十九、你應該要喜歡看動漫或玩電玩

I’m not saying you gotta love them and playing all the time.

我不是說瘋狂愛電玩，而且不玩電玩會死

But between a million of titles league of Lengends, Wow, Dota, Dragonball Z, pokemon, Sailor moon.

但像英雄聯盟、魔獸世界、遺跡保衛戰、七龍珠、神奇寶貝和美少女戰士，這麼多類型

You’ve got to give me something.

你一定還知道更多吧！

And finally, number twenty, you’ve got to like green tea flavor snacks.

最後一個，二十、你喜歡綠茶(抹茶)口味的甜點

Green tea ice cream, green tea Kit Kat, Green tea tea, Green tea candy. Basically anything they made mango out of them.

抹茶冰淇淋、抹茶餅乾、綠茶、綠茶糖果，基本上，任何芒果系列都喜歡

Oh, mango too. And actually while we add it, taro. Taro, mango, green tea.

對，芒果口味，其實我們也喜歡芋頭，芋頭、芒果、綠茶

If you don’t like green tea, taro and mango, at least one of those. Asian Violation.

如果你不喜歡綠茶、芋頭跟芒果，只要不喜歡其中一個，你就出局啦！

Alright everybody, those are twenty ways to get your Asian card.

好啦！今天的二十道題目

What was your score out of twenty? Tell us.

你得到幾分呢？告訴我們吧！

Here’s the ranking system. If you score a 0 out of 20, we are amazed that you even found this video.

以下是我們的分級，如果你一分都沒得到，那我們真是太訝異你竟然還找得到這部影片

If you score 1 to 5, you’re probably not actually Asian. But thanks for playing.

如果你得一到五分，你應該不是亞洲人，不過還是謝謝你的參與

If you score 5 to 10, you’re newbie Asian. Newbie Asians. Step your game up.

如果你得五到十分，你是亞洲新手，快升等吧！

If you score 10 to 15, then you’re in Asian nest not a full-fledged Asian.

如果你得十分到十五分，你身在亞洲家庭，卻還不是道地的亞洲人

Just little baby flapping its wings. You’re in there. Try to learn how to fly.

你就像小鳥振翅學習飛翔一樣，好好學習如何飛吧！

You can get there with a little work.

只要努力，你一定能成功

If you score 15 to 19, you are for sure Asian. For sure Asian.

如果你得十五到十九分，你一定是亞洲人

You are Asian. Whether you’re Asian or not Asian, you have become Asian.

你是亞洲人，不論你是不是亞洲人，你都會變成亞洲人

And if you happen to score 20 out of 20, you win a Platinum, Uranium, Titanium, Jade, Gold, Plated Asian card

如果得滿分，恭喜你為你的亞洲人生奪得鍍上白金、鈾金、鈦金、翡翠、黃金

To that Asian life. Wow. Congratulations every body!

榮耀的亞洲卡。哇！ 恭喜

Hey everybody, I hope you really like that video hope you have fun with it.

各位觀眾，我希望你們會喜歡這部影片，希望你們玩得盡興

Let us know what’s your score is out of 20 in the comment below.

留言在下面，讓我們知道你的得分數

You know, to be honest, it’s just for joke so you feel how you wanna feel about it.

老實說，這只是逗大家開心，所以你就跟著自己的感覺走

If you're Asian, you're Asian. If you're not Asian, you're not Asian. Whatever. But definitely watch this video here.

不管你是不是亞洲人，都沒關係，但一定要收看這部影片

Cause that has something to do with Asian. And watch this video here, that’s another video that we made. Subscribe to our channel.

因為這和亞洲人有關，還要記得看右邊這部影片，訂閱我們的頻道

Check out our new shirts. They're called "Toys, take off your shoes." They're from Akufuncture.

看看我們新作的T恤，字樣是「屁孩，脫鞋」是Akufuncture(一個服飾品牌)的衣服

So go to the uh…website right there in this corner.

所以記得搜尋這裡的網站

And you know, we just see you guys next video. Peace.

各位觀眾朋友們，下次見啦，祝你好運

Alright guy, let me tell you a secret. This is an official Asian card. And this is a counterfeit. Watch out for this because this isn’t real

朋友們，告訴你們一個秘密，這是官方發行的亞洲卡，這張是偽造的，仔細看好，它不是真的

This one is real. Just letting you guys know.

這張才是真的，只是讓你們知道一下