Have you ever experienced virtual reality?

請問你有沒有體驗過虛擬實境？

No, I've never met one of virtual reality

沒，我從來沒碰過虛擬實境。

Does "After Burner" count?

"After Burner(一款電玩)"算嗎？

I've used... like, the gyros couple of times.

我有用過幾次陀螺儀(影片中為誤用)。

To meet like some video game type stuff that I'm not really aware of.

有玩過幾種電動玩具那類的，我沒有很注意。

What is your level of porn consumption?

請問你對於A片的需求如何？

My...my porn consumption?

我.....我對A片的需求？

Emm... I don't want to incriminate myself.

呃..... 我不想讓自己有罪惡感。

Do you want a number?

你是要我說個數字嗎？

Ha ha ha

哈哈哈

I guess there were been certain times where it's been more than other times...

我猜有些時候會比其他時候來得頻繁......

I... I hope not too much.

我... 我是希望不算太多。

Like, "Come on. After one day of work!"

就會想「拜託，一天工作下來這麼累！」

It's relatively frequent.

相較起來滿頻繁。

Ha ha ha ha!

哈哈哈哈

Once a day.... Once every other day?

一天一次.....或每隔一天一次？

Like...none?

就，完全沒有？

So today we're actually doing is we're gonna have you try on some virtual reality with little porn segment cut to it.

我們今天其實是要請你試用虛擬實境體驗一些A片片段。

Oh, wow.

哦，哇賽。

You wanna try this?

你要試試嗎？

Yeah. Let's do it.

好啊，我們開始吧。

Setting the mood.

培養好情緒。

Well, weird...

呃，有點怪......

Oh. Oh God. Here she is.

喔，天哪，她在這。

Ha ha ha!!!

哈哈哈

Wow.

哇

This is dangerous.

這太危險了。

Uhh.... Is that my dick?

呃......那是我的老二嗎？

Oh... Now she's giving him a blow job....

噢，現在她開始幫他吹喇叭......

Oh my....

我的天

I'm more interested in R2D2 of it

我覺得我對虛擬實境的R2D2(星際大戰機器人角色)還比較有興趣。

I can see why people would be into this.

我可以懂為什麼人們會愛這個了。

This is sexually amazing.

這是很讚的性愛。

Ahh.. Do you... I don't....

啊...你....我不.......

Oh my God. The worst part is I recognize this girl.

老天爺，最糟的是我認得那個女的。

Where did you guys find this?

你們從哪弄來這玩意兒的？

Can you change this into like the other girl?

你可以讓它換一個女生嗎？

Now must check this f*** man...

現在看看這鬼東西...

What is this?

這到底是啥？

No! Watch out!

別啊！小心！

Shit!

該死！

Oh no...the girl. What the f***?!

喔不，那個女的，見鬼啦？

This...isn't great.

這.....不太對。

Oh Jesus Christ......No....

哦我的天哪，不要......

F***ing scaring me.

這天殺的嚇死我了。

No...No! Get that out my face

不要，不！把那從我臉上弄掉！

I would like being a guy a lot better.

我覺得當個男的真是好多了。

OK......

好喔......

I was like..."Oh my... Get me outta here!"

我真的就像.....「老天啊快把我弄出去！」

Holy shit!

該死！

I totally like forgot that I was like at work for a second.

我真的有一秒以為我在裡面工作。

That is gonna change the game.

這會把一切遊戲規則改變。

Describe your experience.

請形容一下你的體驗。

That was like way more uncomfortable than I expected it to be.

那比我預計的不舒服很多。

The D was like... super close.

那個老二真的......超近。

"Stop. Please stop."

「停止，拜託停止。」

I guess I can see the appeal.

我猜我懂它吸引人的點。

You can look up, look at the girl's face. Look down at your dick.

你抬頭看就可以看到那個女生的臉，低頭就可以看到你的老二。

You know, as the girl is like f***ing you.

你知道，當那個女生在上你的時候。

Things are really real...

一切都很真實......

It's gross.

很噁。

Motherf***ers will really lose their jobs for regular porn.

拍普通A片的傢伙們肯定會失業。

I might kinda terrified that might eliminate the need for human interaction all together.

我覺得會整個消滅人類對於互動的需求有點嚇人。

There's gonna be people that will never take that shit off.

大家對這玩意兒會完全上了癮

This is interesting.

滿有趣的。

Would you watch virtual reality porn at home?

請問你會不會在家裡使用虛擬實境A片？

I can imagine sitting in my apartment and doing that process.

我可以想像我坐在我的公寓裡然後進行那個過程。

Yes, I would definitely recommend this.

會，我強力推薦這個。

My elders thought that internet porn was like crazy...

我家長輩覺得網路上的A片都很瘋狂.....

So like this is how am I getting old and like,

所以就像我現在也在變老，也會覺得說

"Oh! This shit is crazy!", you know.

「噢！這鬼東西太瘋狂了！」，你知道的。

But it's......f***ing crazy!

但這真的是......該死的太瘋狂了！

How does that make you feel.......deep down?

所以它到底讓妳覺得怎麼樣.......發自內心的覺得？