Hi, I’m John Green. This is Crash Course U.S. history and today we’re gonna talk

about what America’s best at: War. (Libertage.)

Uh, Mr. Green, the United States has actually only declared war 5 times in the last 230

years. Oh, Me from the Past, you sniveling literalist.

Well, today we’re gonna talk about America’s first declared war, the War of 1812, so called

because historians are terrible at naming things.

I mean, they could’ve called it the Revolutionary War Part Deux, or the Canadian Cataclysm,

or the War to Facilitate Future Wars. But no. They just named it after the year

it started. Intro

I know this disappoints the military historians among you, but as usual we’re gonna spend

more time talking about the causes and effects of the war than the actual, like, killing

parts, because ultimately it’s the ambiguity of the War of 1812 that makes it so interesting.

The reason most often given for the War of 1812 was the British impressment of American

sailors, whereby American sailors would be kidnapped and basically forced into British

servitude. This disrupted American shipping. It also

seems like a reasonably obvious violation of American sovereignty, but it’s a little

more complicated than that. First of all, there were many thousands of

British sailors working aboard American ships, so many of the sailors that the British captured

were in fact British —which gets to the larger point that citizenship

at the time was a pretty slippery concept, especially on the high seas, like papers were

often forged and many sailors identified their supposed American-ness through tattoos of,

like, Eagles and Flags. And there were several reasons why a British

sailor might want to become or pretend to be an American, including that the Brits at

the time were fighting Napoleon in what historians, in their infinite creativity, called the Napoleonic

Wars. And on that topic, Britain’s impressment

policy allowed them both to disrupt American shipping to France and to get new British

sailors to strengthen their war effort, which was annoying to the Americans on a couple

levels, especially the French loving Republicans, which is a phrase that you don’t hear very

often anymore. Another reason often given for the war was

America’s crazy conspiratorial Anglophobia. There was even a widespread rumor that British

agents were buying up Connecticut sheep in order to sabotage the textile industry! Lest

you worry that America’s fascination with conspiracy theories is new.

So those pushing for war were known as War Hawks, and the most famous among them was

Kentucky’s Henry Clay. They took the impressment of sailors as an

affront to American national honor, but they also complained that Britain’s actions were

an affront to free trade, by which they meant America’s ability to trade with Europeans

other than Great Britain. And, to be fair, the British WERE trying to

regulate American trade. They even passed the Orders in Council, which required American

ships to dock in Britain and pay tax before trading with other European nations.

Britain, we were an independent nation! You can’t do that kind of stuff. We have a special

relationship. It’s not that special. But the problem with saying this caused the

war is that the Orders had been in effect for 5 years before the war started AND they

were rescinded in 1812 before the U.S. declared war, although admittedly we didn’t know

about it because it didn’t reach us until after we declared war...there was no Twitter.

Another reason for the war was Canada. That’s right, Canada. Americans wanted you, Canada,

and who can blame them, with your excellent health care and your hockey and your first-rate

national anthem. Stan, this is fun, but enough with the #1812problems.

According to Virginia Congressman John Randolph “Agrarian cupidity, not maritime rights

urges the war. We have heard but one word … Canada!, Canada!, Canada!”

I’m not here to criticize you, John Randolph, but that’s actually three words.

Now, some historians disagree with this, but the relentless pursuit of new land certainly

fits in with the Jeffersonian model of an agrarian republic.

And there’s another factor that figured into America’s decision to go to war: expansion

into territory controlled by Native Americans. Oh it’s time for the Mystery Document? The

rules here are simple. I try to guess the author of the Mystery Document,

usually I’m wrong and I get shocked. Alright, let’s see what we’ve got here.

“You want, by your distinctions of Indian tribes, in allotting to each a particular

tract of land, to make them to war with each other. You never see an Indian come and endeavor

to make the white people do so.” It’s Tecumseh. DROP THE MIC. Is something

that I would do except that the mic is actually attached to my shirt, so...there’s no drama

in this. It’s clearly a Native American criticism

of white people. And I happen to know that that particular one comes from Tecumseh. And

I don’t get shocked today! So, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that

Americans were continuing to push westward into territory where Indians were living.

I mean, this was a big reason for the Louisiana Purchase, after all.

By the beginning of the war, more than 400,000 settlers had moved into territories west of

the original 13 colonies, and they outnumbered American Indians by a significant margin.

Some Native groups responded with a measure of assimilation. Cherokees like John Ross

wanted to become more “civilized,” that is more white and farmer-y, and some of them

did even adopt such civilized practices as written languages, and slavery. The most civilized

practice of all. People are always like, “Why aren’t you

more celebratory of American history?” Well, why isn’t there more to celebrate?

But, other Indians wanted to resist. The best known of these were the aforementioned Tecumseh

and his brother Tenskwatawa – Stan, can you just put it on the screen? Yes, let’s

just enjoy looking at that. Right, that’s just for all you visual learners.

So he was also known as the Prophet because of his religious teachings (and also because

of the pronunciation issues). The Prophet encouraged Indians, especially

those living in and around the settlement of Prophetstown, to abandon the ways of the

whites, primarily in the form of alcohol and manufactured consumer goods.

So stop drinking alcohol and eating refined sugars. This guy sounds like my doctor.

Tecumseh was more militant, attempting to revive Neolin’s idea of pan-Indianism and

actively resisting white settlement. As he put it. “Sell a country, Why not sell the

air, the great sea, as well as the earth? Did not the Great Spirit make them all for

the use of his children?” The Americans responded to this reasonable

criticism in the traditional manner: with guns.

William Henry Harrison destroyed the natives’ settlement at Prophetstown in what would become

known as the Battle of Tippecanoe. And he would later ride that fame all the

way to the presidency in 1840 and then spoiler alert he would give the longest inauguration

address ever, catch a cold, and die 40 days later.

Let that be a lesson to you, American politicians. Long speeches: fatal.

So, I’ve just painted a pretty negative picture of the Americans’ treatment of the

Indians, because it was awful, but I haven’t mentioned how this relates to the War of 1812.

The Americans were receiving reports that the British were encouraging Tecumseh, which

they probably were. And the important thing to remember here is

that the War of 1812, like the 7 Years War and the American Revolution, was also a war

against Indians, and as in those other two wars, the Indians were the biggest losers.

And not in the cool way of the Biggest Loser where, like, Trainer Bob helps you lose weight,

but in the really sad way where your entire civilization gets John C. Calhoun-ed.

So, the War of 1812 was the first time that the United States declared war on anybody.

It was also the smallest margin of a declaration of war vote, 79-49 in the House and 19-13

in the Senate. Northern states which relied on trade a lot

didn’t want to go to war while Southern and Western states, which were more agrarian

and wanted expansion to get land for farming – and slavery – did.

The closeness of the vote reflects a profound ambivalence about the war. As Henry Adams

wrote: “Many nations have gone to war in pure gaiety of the heart, but perhaps the

United States were the first to force themselves into a war they dreaded, in the hope that

the war itself might create the spirit they lacked.”

Don’t worry, Henry Adams, in the future, we’re gonna get pretty gaiety-of-heart-ish

about war. Anyway as an actual war, the War of 1812 was

something of a farce. Let’s go to the Thought Bubble.

The U.S. army numbered 10 to 12 thousand and its officers were “sunk into either sloth,

ignorance, or habits of intemperate drinking.” The U.S. Navy had 17 ships; Great Britain

had 1000. Also, America had very little money; Britain collected 40 times more tax revenue

than the U.S But Britain was busy fighting Napoleon, which

is why they didn’t really start kicking America’s butt until 1814 after Napoleon

was defeated. Napoleon’s defeat was also the end of the practice of impressment since

Britain didn’t need so many sailors anymore. Initially, much of the war consisted of America’s

attempts to take Canada, which any map will show you went smashingly. Americans were confident

that the Canadians would rush to join the U.S.; when marching from Detroit, General

William Hull informed the Canadians that “You will be emancipated from Tyranny and oppression

and restored to the dignified station of free men.” And the Canadians were like, “Yeah,

we’re okay actually,” and so the British in Canada, with their Indian allies, went

ahead and captured Detroit and then forced Hull’s surrender.

America’s lack of success in Canada was primarily attributable to terrible strategy.

They might have succeeded if they had taken Montreal, but they didn’t want to march

through Northern New York because it was full of Federalists who were opposed to the war.

Instead they concentrated on the west, that is, the area around Detroit, where fighting

went back and forth. The British found much more success, even

seizing Washington DC and burning the White House. In the course of the battle, British

Admiral George Cockburn, overseeing the destruction of a newspaper printing house, told the forces

that took the city: “Be sure that all the Cs are destroyed, so that the rascals cannot

any longer abuse my name.” It ’s hard out there for a Cockburn.

Thanks Thought Bubble. Given these problems, it’s amazing there were any American successes,

but there were. The battleship U.S.S. Constitution broke the

myth of British naval invincibility when cannonballs bounced off it and earned it the nickname

“Old Ironsides.” Oliver Hazard Perry defeated a British fleet in, of all places, Lake Erie.

At the Battle of the Thames, William Henry Harrison defeated Tecumseh. And the battle

of Horseshoe Bend showed one of the reasons why Indians were defeated when Andrew Jackson

played one group of Creeks against another group of Creeks and Cherokees. 800 Indians

were killed in that battle. And speaking of Jackson, the most notable

American victory of the war was the Battle of New Orleans, which catapulted him to prominence.

He lost only 71 men while inflicting 2036 British casualties. Of course, the most memorable

thing about the battle was that it took place two weeks after the peace treaty ending the

war had been signed, but hey, that’s not Jackson’s fault.

Again, no twitter. #1815problems The Treaty of Ghent, which ended the war proved

just how necessary the war had been. (Not at all.)

No territory changed hands –when negotiations started in August 1814 the British asked for

northern Maine, demilitarization of the Great Lakes, and some territory to create an independent

nation for the Indians in the Northwest. But none of that happened, not because the U.S.

was in a particularly good negotiating position, but because it would’ve been awkward for

Great Britain to carve out pieces of the U.S. and then tell Russia and Prussia that they

couldn’t take pieces of Europe for themselves to celebrate their victory in the Napoleonic

Wars. There were no provisions in the treaty about

impressment or free trade, and basically the treaty returned everything to the status quo.

So neither the U.S. nor Britain actually won, but the Indians, who suffered significant

casualties and gave up even more territory, definitely lost.

So with a treaty like that, the war must have had negligible impact on American history,

right? Except no. The War of 1812 confirmed that the U.S. would exist.

Britain would never invade America again. Until 1961.

I mean, the U.S. were good customers and Great Britain was happy to let them trade as long

as that trade wasn’t helping a French dictator. The war launched Andrew Jackson’s career,

and solidified the settlement and conquest of land east of the Mississippi River, and

our lack of success in Canada reinforced Canadian nationalism while also ensuring that instead

of becoming one great nation, we would forever be Canada’s pants.

The war also spelled the end of the Federalist Party, which tried in 1815 with the Hartford

Convention to change the Constitution. In retrospect the Hartford Convention proposals

actually look pretty reasonable: They wanted to eliminate the clause wherein black people

were counted as three fifths of a human, and require a 2/3rds congressional majority to

declare war. But because they had their convention right before Jackson’s victory at New Orleans,

they only came off looking unpatriotic and out-of-touch, as the elite so often do.

It’s hard to argue that Americans really won the War of 1812, but we FELT like we won,

and nothing unleashes national pride like war-winning.

The nationalistic fervor that emerged in the early 19th century was, like most things,

good news for some and bad news for others, but what’s important to remember, regardless

of whether you’re an American, is that after 1812, the United States saw itself not just

as an independent nation, but as a big player on the world stage.

For better and for worse, that’s a gig we’ve held onto. And no matter how you feel about

America’s international intervention, you need to remember, it didn’t begin in Afghanistan

or even Europe; it started with freaking Canada. Thanks for watching. I’ll see you next week.

Crash Course is produced and directed by Stan Muller. The script supervisor is Meredith

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