I know it's hard to find time to see all the movies,

but I am here to help.

I had someone watch them for you,

but I'm sorry, it's Ari.

Ari works in our Ellen Shop.

He's very opinionated.

So here's Ari.

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- It hurts my neck.

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I saw "Blackhat" in a theater,

and it was-- it ruined the whole movie,

'cause the volume was too loud.

You know, I can control my own volume in my living room.

And there was no food allowed in the theater.

What the hell's up with that?

I snuck in a seltzer and some Raisinets.

They're basically looking for Chris Hemsworth,

a tall, good-looking, white guy,

in the middle of Indonesia.

I'm having a hard time believing, in the movie,

they couldn't find a tall, white guy

in the middle of an Asian country.

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[applause]

- He's got a point.

[cheers and applause]

He's got a point.

And here's what Ari had to say about the movie

nominated for Best Picture of the Year.

This is "Birdman."

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- There was-- there was an allusion

to him being a bird,

but I never found out if he was a bird.

There was things.

There was a guy flying next to him.

I don't know.

Was he a bird, or was he not a bird?

It's not much better than--

What's that movie with the guys in prison

and he escapes from prison?

It's one of the greatest movies ever.

"Shawshank Redemption."

"Shawshank Redemption" is way better than "Birdman."

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- What's that have--

What's that have to do with anything?

Thank you, Ari.