Name: 川普可能派國民兵進駐機場！ (Trump Might Deploy the National Guard to Airports)
Uploaded: 2026-03-28T21:36:43.000Z
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And now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news.

那麼，如果大家不介意的話，我們要來進入新聞了。

During today's Cabinet meeting, President Trump complained that you can't find gold paint that looks like real gold.

在今天的內閣會議上，川普總統抱怨說，找不到看起來像真金的金色顏料。

During the same meeting, President Trump said that he's the only president to have taken a cognitive test and aced it three times.

在同一個會議上，川普總統說，他是唯一一位考過認知測驗而且考了三次都滿分通過的總統。

That's like bragging that you're the only bus driver in the school district to take three DUI tests.

這就像是炫耀說，你是學區裡唯一一位考了三次酒駕測試都滿分的公車司機。

President Trump said yesterday that he may call up the National Guard to help with airport security.

川普總統昨天說，他可能會召集國民兵來協助機場安全。

I think having ice there is already putting a tremendous strain on the airport Wi-Fi.

我覺得那裡有冰就已經讓機場 Wi-Fi 承受巨大壓力了。

This time next week, we're going to have Melania yelling, "Everything in the bin!

下週此時，我們就會聽到梅蘭妮亞大喊：「全部丟進垃圾桶！」

Laptops need to be out!" "No, belt is fine.

筆記型電腦要拿出來！」「不行，皮帶可以。

Belt is fine." I put very little work into that impression.

皮帶沒事。」我對這個模仿沒花什麼心思。

After one of Homeland Security Secretary Mark Wayne Mullen's sons told President Trump this week he has never been more impressed with anybody than his father, Trump asked him, quote, "How about me?" Wow.

這週，國土安全部長馬克·韋恩·穆倫的兒子跟川普總統說，他從沒這麼佩服過任何人，比他爸還佩服，川普就問他：「那我呢？」哇。

Trump has this amazing ability to make me feel grossed out and also feel sorry about him at the same time.

川普有種神奇的能力，讓我覺得噁心，同時又覺得他很可憐。

It's like seeing a dead rat on the subway tracks.

就像在捷運軌道上看到一隻死老鼠。

You're like, "Ew," but also, "Aww." During the Republican Congressional Committee's fundraiser dinner last night, House Speaker Mike Johnson announced that they've created the new America First Award and presented it to President Trump.

你會覺得「噁」，但同時又覺得「唉」。昨晚共和黨國會委員會的募款晚宴上，眾議院議長麥克·強生宣佈他們創立了新的「美國優先獎」，並頒給了川普總統。

But I think they made that up in a hurry because it was just a desk lamp with a bunch of Sharpies taped to it.

但我覺得他們是趕著做出來的，因為那只是一個檯燈，上面貼了好幾支 Sharpies。

During the same dinner, President Trump complained that the Democrats did not react to his State of the Union and said that they were, quote, "Sitting like dead people.

在同一場晚宴上，川普總統抱怨民主黨人沒有對他的國情諮文做出反應，並說他們，「坐在那裡像死人一樣。

Maybe they're also known to be unfaithful?

或許他們也被認為是不忠誠的？

During a briefing yesterday, White House Press Secretary Caroline Leavitt said that Vice President JD Vance is President Trump's, quote, "Right-hand man." Oh, come on.

昨天的一場簡報會上，白宮新聞祕書卡羅琳·利維特表示，副總統 JD·萬斯是川普總統的「得力助手」。拜託。

Nobody's his right -- His right-hand man is like, "Oh.

沒有人是他的右——他的得力助手就像在說，「喔。

How long does he have?" Authorities in Florida arrested a man this week after he allegedly broke into the restaurant where he worked, stole $500 from the cash register, drank a bottle of rosé,

他還有多久時間？」佛羅裡達州的當局本週逮捕了一名男子，據稱他闖入了他工作的餐廳，從收銀機裡偷了 500 美元，喝了一瓶粉紅葡萄酒，

and took a nap on the couch before fleeing, which, in Florida, means six more weeks of summer.

然後在沙發上睡了一覺才逃跑，這在佛羅裡達意味著夏天還有六個星期。

A North Carolina woman was recently bitten by an otter while watching a marathon.

北卡羅來納州一名女子最近在看馬拉松時被水獺咬傷。

Said her friend, "Just say you don't want to come to my party, okay?" And finally, a video has gained attention online of a gray squirrel in London carrying a vape pen.

她的朋友說：「就說你不想來我的派對，好嗎？」最後，一段影片在網路上引起關注，影片中倫敦的一隻灰松鼠叼著一個電子菸。

The very first squirrel in history to figure out a way to relax.

You know her from "Brockmire," "Dirty John," films such as "Something's Gotta Give," "The Way, Way Back," and "The Hole in Nine Yards." She's starring in "Your Friends and Neighbors," whose second season premieres April 3rd on Apple TV, and

妳從「Brockmire」、「Dirty John」以及「愛是您爭、我奪」、「超齡單身」、「九碼」等電影中認識她。她主演的「Your Friends and Neighbors」第二季將於 4 月 3 日在 Apple TV 播出，

also "Fantasy Life," which is in theaters this Friday.

還有「Fantasy Life」，這部電影將於本週五上映。

Our friend Amanda Peet is back on the show.

我們的朋友 Amanda Peet 又回到節目上了。

He's a tremendous actor you've seen in "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," "A Godfather of Harlem," and iconic movies like "Full Metal Jacket" and "Men in Black." He's back as Kingpin in season two of "Daredevil: Born Again," with new episodes Tuesdays on Disney+.

I'm so excited to talk to him before we get to all that.

Donald Trump got yet another made-up award and revealed the mystery present he got from Iran.

For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look." The nation is at war,

and Americans are overwhelmingly against it.

他是一位很棒的演員，你可能在「Law & Order: Criminal Intent」、「A Godfather of Harlem」以及「Full Metal Jacket」、「Men in Black」這些經典電影裡看過他。他將在「Daredevil: Born Again」第二季中再次飾演 Kingpin，新集數將於週二在 Disney+ 播出。

Today, the president held a Cabinet meeting and spoke directly to the concerns that are on everyone's mind.

在開始聊這些之前，我超期待跟他對話的。

川普又得到一個虛構獎項，並揭曉了他從伊朗收到的神祕禮物。

想了解更多，是時候進入「A Closer Look」單元了。國家正在打仗，

So this pen is very inexpensive, but it writes well.

所以這枝筆很便宜，但寫起來很順。

But I'm handing it out to kids that don't even know what they're like.

但我卻把它送給那些根本不知道這是什麼的小孩。

"What is this, mommy?" And it had another problem.

「這是什麼，媽咪？」還有另一個問題。

So I take it out, and I sign it, and there's no ink.

所以我拿出來，簽名，但卻沒有墨水。

but I can't have a gray thing with a big S on it.

但我不能接受一個上面有大寫S的灰色東西。

And I could even paint the White House on it, sir, if you like, in gold.

而且，先生，如果你喜歡，我甚至可以在上面畫上白宮，用金色的。

Not bad." So the guy said to me, "You don't have to pay me, sir.

不錯。」所以那個人對我說：「先生，你不用付我錢。

I'll give it to you for nothing." I said, "No, I don't want that.

我免費送給你。」我說：「不，我不要。

I want to pay." He said, "What would you like to pay?" I said, "How about five bucks a pen?" He said -- He said, "That's all right.

我想付錢。」他說：「你想付多少？」我說：「一支五塊錢怎麼樣？」他說——他說：「沒關係。

這根本是小錢。」這些筆更好。

And considering the war in Iran is costing a billion dollars a day, your pen savings aren't making up the difference.

而且考慮到伊朗戰爭一天要花十億美元，你省下的筆錢根本補不上差額。

I have so many questions about this story, but I have to go back to this part.

我對這個故事有很多疑問，但我必須回到這一段。

I'm handing it out to kids that don't even know what they're like.

我把它送給連自己是什麼都不知道的小孩。

「這是什麼，媽咪？」對不起。

You think a kid doesn't know what a pen is?

你覺得小孩不知道什麼是筆嗎？

They're in school all day, and that place is lousy with pens.

他們整天都在學校，那裡到處都是筆。

and they surely know what a pen is because that's where the ink on the walls comes from.

他們肯定知道什麼是筆，因為牆上的塗鴉就是他們用筆畫的。

Also, why midwar is this guy so obsessed with office supplies?

還有，為什麼戰爭打到一半，這個人這麼執著於辦公用品？

On Monday, he regaled the press with a super accurate history of the paperclip.

星期一，他還跟記者講了一段關於迴紋針的超詳細歷史。