Name: 麥斯和卡洛琳介入了奧列格的牛肉事件 | 破產姐妹 (Max and Caroline Get Involved in Oleg’s Beef | 2 Broke Girls)
Uploaded: 2026-03-15T08:52:16.000Z
Duration: 3 min 58 s

Max, I'm about to kill Han, and I know you're gonna want to see that.

Max，我快要殺了Han了，我知道你會想看。

Like one of those male strippers from no Thunder Down Under.

就像那種來自「雷霆萬鈞」的男舞者一樣。

Really, Han, it's like your arms are only there for decor.

真的啦 Han，你的手臂根本只是裝飾品嘛。

To be fair, Oleg's socks probably have some pretty heavy loads in them.

說實話，Oleg 的襪子裡可能裝了不少重物。

Oleg, what is all your junk doing out here?

Oleg，你這些雜七雜八的東西怎麼會在這裡？

Sophie says no, I bring them right back down.

Sophie 說不行，我就把牠們再弄下去。

Sophie，我還沒得到一個「好」的答案。

Aside from the quickie we had up against the bathroom sink.

除了我們在浴室水槽邊的那個快速的。

They locked me out, and I had to eat my lunch in the truck.

他們把我鎖在外面，我只能在卡車裡吃午餐。

Then what was the point of me renting a moving truck?

那我租這臺搬家卡車還有什麼意義？

I mean, besides the rough sacks we had up against the sides.

我是說，除了我們靠在旁邊的粗麻布袋那次。

They locked me outside on the side of the road for that one.

I mean, you have all this stuff that you like, and they have an apartment.

我的意思是，你有很多你喜歡的東西，他們有間公寓。

Yes, Max, there's a method to my madness.

是的，Max，我這麼做自有道理。

喔，Hank，可以請你迴避一下嗎？

In those shorts, I can actually see a hernia happening.

穿著那件短褲，我好像看到疝氣快跑出來了。

If we help Oleg out, he'll let us use the moving truck to pick up our heat lamps.

如果我們幫Oleg，他就會讓我們用他的搬家貨車來載我們的加熱燈。

That baby fell face down into mashed potatoes.

那個嬰兒臉朝下摔進馬鈴薯泥裡了。

But you said yes to the dinner party, so if you get your meat, I get my heat.

但你答應了晚宴，所以你拿到你的肉，我就拿到我的暖燈。

Just because you rhyme doesn't make it okay.

只是因為你押韻，並不代表這樣做是對的。

And I'm pretty sure that's what Rihanna said to Chris Brown.

而且我非常確定蕾哈娜對克里斯小子說的就是這句話。

Where are we meeting this chick with the heat lamps?

我們要在哪裡跟那個帶暖燈的妞見面？

I haven't gone this far for something I didn't want since Planned Parenthood moved to New Jersey.

自從 Planned Parenthood 搬到紐澤西後，我就沒為了我不想要的東西走這麼遠了。

You're a worse driver than people assume I am.

你的駕駛技術比大家想像的還差。

Would any of you be interested in playing Rock, Paper Scissors for a seat up front?

你們有人想玩石頭剪刀布決定誰坐前面嗎？

Girls, can I ask you a relationship question?

各位，我可以問你們一個感情問題嗎？

And besides, what do we know about relationships?

而且說真的，我們懂什麼感情？

That's like asking Donald Trump for the name of a good hairstylist.

這就像在問唐納·川普一個厲害髮型師的名字一樣。

She asks me to move in and then won't even let me have my painting.

她叫我搬進去，結果連我的畫都不給放。

說真的，Sophie 都已經買了牛了。

I know you don't think, or your mouth wouldn't be moving right now.

我知道你沒在想，不然你現在嘴巴就不會動了。

I'm just saying he has the right to move some of his stuff into Sophie's apartment.

我只是說，他有權利把一些他的東西搬進 Sophie 的公寓。

Speaking of his stuff, something in a box back here is humming and.

說到他的東西，後面箱子裡有東西在嗡嗡響。

That's my lifelike mouth with authentic jaw action.

那是我的擬真嘴巴，有真實的下顎動作。

The last words I hear can't be lifelike mouth.

我聽到的最後一句話不能是擬真嘴巴。

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麥斯和卡洛琳介入了奧列格的牛肉事件 | 破產姐妹 (Max and Caroline Get Involved in Oleg’s Beef | 2 Broke Girls)

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