Name: 《小學愛神》第一季：開場爆笑片段！ (Abbott Elementary S1 Cold Opens)
Uploaded: 2026-02-28T09:21:47.000Z
Duration: 16 min

喔，Lena，妳的句子結構寫得真棒。

我最喜歡的電影是《玩具總動員》。

嗯，比較算是巴斯光年粉絲啦。

我最喜歡的電影是《美國黑幫》。

And my favorite character is Frank Lucas.

And I will be having a third talk with your mom about what you're watching at home.

我會再跟妳媽談第三次，關於妳在家裡看什麼。

I've been teaching second grade here at Abbott elementary for a year now.

我在 Abbott 小學教二年級，到現在已經一年了。

As a product of the Philadelphia school system, I'm proud to say I survived and now teach here today.

身為費城學區的產品，我很驕傲地說我撐過來了，現在在這裡教書。

All right, guys, so there have been three presidents since this one.

好了，各位，自從這位（總統）之後，已經有三位總統了。

所以這裡是我把其他的貼進去的。

I'd say the main problem in the school district is.

they're doing a multi million dollar renovation to the Eagles stadium down the street from here.

他們正在對街角的 Eagles 體育場進行數百萬美元的翻修。

We younger teachers are still getting the hang of it.

我們這些年輕老師還在摸索中。

聽著，我知道這間學校很嚴格，但是

I became a teacher to make sure students come out alive and after learning a lot in my first year, finally fell on top of things.

我當老師是為了確保學生能活著畢業，而且在我第一年學到很多東西後，終於找到了訣竅。

It just calms you down after wanting to take a wrench to someone's side mirror in traffic.

在路上想拿扳手砸別人後照鏡子之後，這會讓你平靜下來。

But the Philadelphia region continues to suffer temperatures in the mid-90s with the heat index approaching 100.

不過費城地區持續遭受攝氏 30 多度的高溫，體感溫度逼近 38 度。

Now, I'm a proud, married Christian woman and I love my husband, but

好，我是一位驕傲、已婚的基督徒女性，我愛我的丈夫，但是

there's something about that Jim Gardner, that non regional diction.

Jim Gardner 的那種非地域性腔調，就是有種特別的魅力。

It is so important to support and acknowledge local journalism.

支持和肯定在地新聞報導非常重要。

I wouldn't want to see that dog in traffic.

我可不想看到那隻狗在車陣裡。

Yes, Jim, I like the news because that's when I can say whatever I want and nobody asks any questions.

對啊，Jim，我喜歡新聞，因為那時候我可以隨便說話，沒人會問問題。

Gigi is at two and a half pounds, taking a personal day going fishing with my friends.

Gigi 兩磅半，正在休假，跟朋友去釣魚。

我曾經在 Chipotle 遇見 Jim Gardner。

喔，他點了一碗，樣子好帥氣。

Oh, you got some southpaws in your class.

You know, there's actually a lot of data.

So it's wish list week here at Abbott Elementary.

所以這週是 Abbott Elementary 的願望清單週。

The city doesn't always give us the funding we need for our supplies.

市政府不總是給我們所需的經費來買補給品。

I know I keep saying that, but it keeps being true.

我知道我一直這麼說，但事實就是如此。

We clip old pictures out of magazines from the barbershop down the street.

我們會從街角的理髮店的雜誌上剪下舊圖片。

The whole wish list thing makes it very easy for the community to help.

願望清單這件事讓社區很容易就能幫忙。

I heard about your needs over here, so I would like to donate some to the school.

我聽說你們這邊有需求，所以想捐一些東西給學校。

But we actually put specific items on our online wish list, which you can find at.

不過我們其實有在線上許願清單上放上特定物品，你可以在這裡找到。

It's actually very nice now that I look at it.

仔細看，其實現在這樣很不錯。

Sometimes you need to unplug it, then plug it back in.

有時候需要拔掉電源，再插回去。

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《小學愛神》第一季：開場爆笑片段！ (Abbott Elementary S1 Cold Opens)

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