Name: 川普竟暗藏超大性醜聞檔案？脫口秀主持人神嘲諷，揭開美國政壇內幕 (Trump Claims Everything is GREAT, MAGAland Gives Rave Reviews & Bombshell Epstein Report About Donny)
Uploaded: 2026-02-26T09:33:10.000Z
Duration: 14 min 48 s

Thank you for joining us here in beautiful Hollywood, California on our regularly, regularly scheduled programming.

非常感謝大家來到美麗的加州好萊塢，收看我們例行、例行播出的節目。

After last night's show, we had a special one following the State of Union.

昨晚的節目之後，我們有一個特別節目，緊接著是國情諮文。

Last night, Donald Trump stormed the Capitol to let us know that everything's going great.

昨晚，唐納·川普衝進國會大廈，告訴我們一切都很好。

如果我們有，那就是喬·拜登的錯。

I wonder how many years he's going to squeeze out of that excuse, huh?

不知道他還能拿這個藉口拖多久，對吧？

Basically, Trump's message to America, if you didn't see it last night, was if you are struggling financially, you're trying to support your family, to put food on the table.

基本上，川普昨晚傳達給美國的訊息是，如果你經濟上有困難，你努力養家，要讓餐桌上有食物。

If you're having a hard time, you're wrong.

如果你過得很辛苦，那是你的錯。

Four days after the Supreme Court torched his tariffs, the centerpiece of his cockamamie economic policy, he said, we are winning so much, we don't know what to do with it.

在最高法院駁回他的關稅——他那個荒謬經濟政策的核心——的四天後，他說，我們贏太多了，多到不知道該怎麼辦。

Which is what happens to old people who only watch Fox News.

這就是那些只看 Fox News 的老人的下場。

But I will say you really do have to hand it to the gang at Fox.

但我得說，你真的不得不佩服 Fox 的那群人。

They are very creative when it comes to putting a positive spin on things.

他們在為事情加上正面濾鏡這方面，真的很有創意。

This was the headline from fox news.com last night.

Trump celebrates turnaround for the ages in record breaking State of the Union address.

川普慶祝創紀錄的國情諮文演說，迎來歷史性的轉折。

我當時心想，他們打破了什麼紀錄？

It was the longest State of the Union speech ever.

這是史上最長的國情諮文演說。

It beat the previous record for longest speech in held by Donald Trump.

它打破了由唐納·川普保持的最長演說紀錄。

Broke his own record for being long winded.

創下了他自己冗長演說的新紀錄。

And Fiberace went on for an hour and 47 minutes.

而 Fiberace 演講持續了一個小時又四十七分鐘。

Last night was the longest speech in State of the Union history.

昨晚是國情諮文史上最長的演說。

他在那裡也打破了自己的紀錄。

The fact that he's 79 years old and spoke interrupted for almost two hours.

他已經七十九歲了，卻能不間斷地講了將近兩個小時。

It's the only proof I'll ever need that he wears a diaper.

這是我需要他穿尿布的唯一證據。

When the president underperforms as he did, and

當總統表現不如預期，就像他這次一樣，

this is the big difference between Trump supporters and everybody on the other side.

這就是川普支持者和其他所有人之間最大的差別。

The worst Trump is the harder Magellan works to tickle his little pumpkin nets.

最糟糕的川普，就是麥哲倫越努力去搔他的小南瓜網。

President Trump delivered the strongest State of the Union speech in modern history.

川普總統發表了現代史上最強的國情諮文演講。

One of the greatest, most triumphant speeches ever given by a president.

這是總統有史以來最偉大、最勝利的演講之一。

I think it was the best State of the Union speech that I've seen.

我認為這是我看過最棒的國情諮文演講。

President Trump showed up and showed out.

川普總統出現了，並且表現出色。

President Trump was outstanding, epic, master, sensational, very inspiring.

川普總統表現傑出、史詩級、大師級、轟動、非常鼓舞人心。

你知道，這是史上最長的一次。

Pete Thresh，這些不信神的政客。

I mean, it just made me want to wave the American flag and play Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebirds.

我覺得，這讓我只想揮舞美國國旗，然後放 Lynyrd Skynyrd 的 Freebirds。

You were proud to be American through the speech.

演講讓你為身為美國人感到驕傲。

If you were not chanting usa, at least in your heart, I don't know why President Trump gave a majestic speech tonight.

如果你沒有大喊 USA，至少在你心裡，我不知道川普總統今晚為何要發表如此宏偉的演講。

I wonder if when Ted Cruz goes home at night, he looks in the mirror and throws up because it's going into the speech.

我在想，Ted Cruz 晚上回家時，會不會看著鏡子然後吐出來，因為這會進入演講。

Only 32% of Americans said they think Trump has the right priorities.

只有 32% 的美國人認為川普的優先事項是正確的。

So he dipped into his bag of tricks to find some new priorities.

所以他使出渾身解數，找出新的優先事項。

vance in charge of the, quote, war on fraud, which is River.

Vance 負責，引述的話是「詐騙戰爭」，這就是 River。

And O.J. promised to find the real killer.

That's how this war is going to end, too.

All the Trump offspring were on hand last night to stay on Presidenti's good side.

川普所有的子女昨晚都在場，希望能討總統歡心。

You can see them here and look at the painting behind them.

你可以看到他們在這裡，看看他們身後的畫。

Martin Van Buren going, how the hell did I get in between these two?

馬丁·範布倫說：「我怎麼會出現在這兩個人中間？」

But the winner of the MAGA fashion show was Texas Congressman Troy Nels.

但 MAGA 時尚秀的贏家是德州國會議員 Troy Nels。

I showed this last night, but this is a new angle.

我昨晚有播過，但這是新的角度。

You can see how hard he worked to get Master to pet him on the head.

你可以看到他多努力才能讓 Master 摸他的頭。

That is how we trick him into signing an order to release the rest of the Trump Epstein files.

這就是我們如何騙他簽署一份釋出其餘川普艾普斯坦文件（Trump Epstein files）的命令。

Several Democrats boycotted the speech in protest last night.

昨晚有幾位民主黨員杯葛了這場演講以示抗議。

Others showed up to share their displeasure loudly in person, which Mike Johnson, the squeaker of the House, did not approve of at all.

其他人則現身，大聲表達他們的不滿，這讓眾議院議長麥克·強生（Mike Johnson）非常不滿。

Speaker, can I get your thoughts on the heckling this evening from Congresswoman Omar to leave, and

議長，您對歐瑪議員（Congresswoman Omar）今晚的噓聲要求離開有什麼看法，還有

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