Uh... for the video?

呃...為了拍影片？

We're gonna talk about where babies come from.

我們要來討論寶寶們是從哪裡來的。

Do you know anything about intercourse?

你知道任何關於性行為的事嗎？

So... um...

所以...呃...

Today we're gonna talk about how babies are made and where they come from.

今天我們要來談談寶寶們是如何產生，以及他們是從哪裡來的。

Would you like to know how babies are made?

你想知道寶寶是如何產生的嗎？

Made of water. Humans are made of water.

用水做的，人類是用水做的。

I knew it.

我早就知道了。

Yah, that's true.

對， 沒錯。

From God.

神創造了寶寶。

From God?

神？

I thought it was because of God that sent us down into your stomach to be born.

我認為是神將寶寶送進你的肚子裡等著出生的。

Sperm, egg, collide, blah blah blah...

精子、卵子、相撞，然後就...

What do you mean "sperm, egg, collide"?

什麼意思叫 「精子、卵子、碰撞」？

Where did you learn that from?

你這話從哪裡學來的？

Nick, duh.

尼克啊，廢話。

Who's Nick?

誰是尼克？

My brother.

我哥哥。

And what did he tell you?

他跟你說了什麼？

Bad stuff.

壞壞的事。

What makes me a man and what makes mom a woman?

是什麼讓我成為一個男人，而你媽媽成為一個女人？

Uh, you have bigger hands than her?

呃...你有一雙比媽媽大的手？

There's some kind of hole here like a igloo.

這裡有某種洞就像冰屋一樣。

Oh, okay!

喔，好喔！

So Miles, you know that me and mamma are girls.

所以麥爾斯，你知道我跟你媽媽是女生。

Yes.

對。

Do you know...is there a specific body part that you know of?

你知道...有哪一個特別的身體部位是你知道的嗎？

The place between the mommy's legs.

介於媽媽兩腿之間的地方。

Oh the "vangina", right?

喔是「英」道，對嗎？

The "Vangina"?

「英」道 ？

You know, it's called the vagina.

你知道，它叫做陰道。

Ah!

啊！

Okay.

好。

How do you pronounce it? Did I say it right?

這個字要怎麼發音？我剛剛說對了嗎？

It's called the vagina.

它叫做陰道。

Vangina

英道。

Vagina

陰道。

Vagina

陰道。

Vagina

陰道。

How do you say it?

要怎麼說？

How did your Tia Alice have her baby?

你愛麗絲阿姨是怎麼生下寶寶的？ ( Tia 為西班牙文的「阿姨」)

She came out of her butt.

寶寶從她的屁股那裡出來的。

Her butt?

她的屁股？

Dose it come through the bottom? The butt?

寶寶是從臀部出來的嗎？ 是屁股嗎？

It came out of her vagina.

寶寶是從她的陰道裡出來的。

That's weird.

這還真詭異。

So when two people are in love...

所以當兩個人相愛...

Don't say that again!

不許再說這些話！

Okay. No more love.

好。不再提到愛。

Melody, when...two adults wanna have a child, they have to - Work together? - Have sex.

美樂蒂，當...兩個成年人想要孩子時，他們必須要 - 合作？ - 進行性行為。

Work together?

合作嗎？

Work together. Yes.

合作，沒錯。

- I said, no more love. - No more love.

- 我說過了，不要再提到愛。 - 不要再提到愛。

Aright, we're gonna use another word.

好吧，我們來換一個字。

Mom and daddy hang out.

媽媽和爸爸約會。

The woman has an egg.

媽媽有一個卵子。

An egg?

一個卵子？

Yes.

對。

The mom provides an egg and the dad provides his sperm.

母親那一方提供卵子，然後父親那一方提供他的精子。

Do you know where the sperm comes from?

你知道這些精子從哪裡來嗎？

Or where does it come out?

或是它是從什麼地方跑出來的？

I don't know.

我不知道。

The sperm comes out of your penis.

精子是從你的小弟弟那裡出來的。

And when he releases that fluid, when they are having sex, when they are making love, that makes a baby.

然後當男性射精後，當他們發生性行為，當他們做愛時，便創造新生命。

- I don't like that. - Okay.

- 我不喜歡那樣。 - 好的。

I don't like that.

我不喜歡那樣。

I don't like that!

我不喜歡那樣！

And when that sperm comes out dad's penis into mom's body, then it makes.. sometimes it can make a baby.

然後當精子從爸爸的陰莖進入媽媽的身體，它就會創造...有時它能夠創造出一個寶寶。

- I did not know that. - You did not know that?

- 我以前都不知道。 - 你之前不知道嗎？

There is a lot of sperms floating around.

這裡漂浮著很多很多的精子。

How...hmm...how does like..the penis get into it, the vagina?

如何...呃...就是到底是如何...讓陰莖進入陰道的？

We wanna talk about...it medically.

我們想要以...醫學的角度談論這個主題。

Like, Mom is a nurse.

因為媽媽是個護士嘛！

I do not even know what that means.

我甚至不知道這是什麼意思。

And how does daddy give the sperm to mommy?

那爸爸是如何把精子給媽媽的？

Uh...They have sex.

呃...他們發生性行為。

What?

什麼？

I told you Nick told me a lot of stuff.

我就跟你說過尼克告訴我很多事了啊！

So mommy and daddy got together and we took off all our clothes.

所以媽媽和爸爸在一起然後我們脫光光。

And we got inside the blankets so we were really warm.

之後我們躲進被窩裡，所以我們感到很暖和。

And then mommy and daddy did a special dance and there you were.

隨後呢，媽媽和爸爸跳了一隻很特別的舞蹈，然後你就出現了。

That's how you are made.

這就是你誕生的歷程。

Oh my Gosh.

我的天啊！

That is really... really... really no good.

這真的非常非常非常不好。

If you took all your clothes off...

如果你們當時有把衣服都脫光...

Do you see this pocket?

你有看到這個口袋嗎？

Yah.

有。

Okay.

好。

The pocket is the vagina.

這個口袋就像是陰道。

Okay?

懂嗎？

And in order to have a child, Daddy has to put his penis in the pocket.

然後為了要生小孩，爸爸必須把他的陰莖放到這個口袋裡。

Do you understand?

你了解嗎？

Ew...

呃....

So the penis goes into the vagina.

所以陰莖進入陰道。

Ah! Uh...

啊！呃...

That's really just disgusting, you know, or not?

這實在是太噁心了，你們懂嗎，難道不是嗎？

This is uncomfortable?

這個對話讓你覺得很不舒服嗎？

Yes.

對。

Yes. Sorry about that.

好，抱歉。

You're gonna look at the world a lot different now.

你現在應該會對這個世界有更不一樣的看法了。