Now, if I'm going into an Italian restaurant undercover, I've got to get slick with my disguise, Right?

那如果我要潛入一家義大利餐廳，我得讓我的偽裝很厲害，對吧？

對一個飢腸轆轆的義大利人來說？

This disguise pays homage to one of my favorite comedies, the National Lampoon vacation movies.

這個偽裝是在致敬我最喜歡的喜劇之一，《瘋狂假期》系列電影。

Hopefully our meal is less disastrous than some of the vacations.

希望我們的這頓飯不會像那些假期一樣災難連連。

我們可以要一張靠窗的桌子嗎？

When you walk into Bella Gianna's, your first instinct is to walk right back out.

走進 Bella Gianna's，你的第一反應就是想立刻走出去。

The tacky decor and the uninviting staff makes you feel immediately unwelcome.

俗氣的裝潢和不受歡迎的員工，讓你一進門就覺得不受歡迎。

你需要幾分鐘，還是準備好了？

We've ordered a variety of classic Italian dishes and spaghetti and meatballs.

我們點了一些經典的義大利菜，還有義大利肉醬麵。

如果你連這些基本功都做不好。

Fried calamati, baked clams chopped first, then a family fucking salad.

炸花枝、烤蛤蜊切碎，然後是全家人的沙拉。

You have no business being in the restaurant business.

那我們來看看我腦子裡有什麼。

No, it tastes like I'm eating just bread crumbs.

不，吃起來就像在吃麵包屑一樣。

If you like, I can give you a little on each of your dish if you want.

如果你喜歡的話，每盤都可以給你一點。

I'd be more than happy to take them off the track.

I've got no idea what this guy's gonna do.

我完全不知道這個人接下來要做什麼。

But let me tell you something no one understands.

不過我跟你說一件沒人懂的事。

大概六十秒後，我們就知道答案了。

Can you go into the kitchen and get everybody out, please?

你可以去廚房請大家出來一下嗎？

First of all, I just witnessed one of the most appalling lunches I've ever eaten.

首先，我剛剛親眼目睹了這輩子吃過最糟糕的一頓午餐。

我的客人連一顆蛤蜊都找不到。

The salad was rotten and the dressing tasted like it was made 10 years ago when you attacked my guest.

沙拉都爛了，醬料嚐起來就像十年前你攻擊我客人的時候做的。

I thought they were very irritating from the beginning.

I'm amazed you can stand up straight the size of the chip on your shoulder.

我真佩服你，你肩膀上的那塊「芯片」這麼大，居然還站得直。

My dad put a million dollars in the place and I'm failing him.

我爸在這地方砸了一百萬美金，我卻讓他失望了。

Because if you're not in that fit state of mind to respect what little customers you have, you shouldn't be fucking in here.

因為如果你沒有那種心態去尊重你僅有的幾個客人，你就不該在這裡。

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