Name: 喜劇演員猜猜看，誰是或不是小 فهيم 檔案裡的對象？ (Comedians guess who on the panel is and is not in the Epstein files)
Uploaded: 2026-02-08T17:14:18.000Z
Duration: 11 min

I'm gonna show you some highlights from the week.

今天要帶大家看一些本週的重點。

The Department of Justice, old man Yapelott.

This story is about Epstein and all the things he may or may not have done.

這個故事是關於 Epstein，以及他可能做或沒做過的所有事情。

Let's get the first thing out the way off the top.

Hasan, you and I are in the Epstein files.

Hasan，你和我都在 Epstein 檔案裡。

Why don't ever get to Y and let me just enjoy it.

你們為什麼不乾脆讓我享受一下。

Hassan and I are in the files for doing political comedy shows.

Hasan 和我在檔案裡是因為做了政治喜劇節目。

Senator Schiff is in there for a bunch of news headlines.

參議員 Schiff 在裡面是因為一堆新聞標題。

And Michael Ian Black is in there for his show on something called Crackle.

而 Michael Ian Black 在裡面是因為他在 Crackle 的節目。

Okay, so, Amber, it looks like you are the odd one out when it comes to who is in the Epstein file.

好，Amber，看來在 Epstein 檔案裡的人選，妳是個例外。

Now, we've had about a week to take in already.

我們大概已經有一個禮拜的時間消化這些消息了。

And you text me, hey, come on the show, and you're gonna ambush.

你傳訊息給我，說「嘿，來上節目」，然後你要設陷阱。

Like, you're gonna ambush me in comedian friend of mine.

就像，你要在一個喜劇演員朋友面前設陷阱。

I'm like, hey, how do you think I feel, Senator?

我就想說，嘿，參議員，你覺得我感覺怎麼樣？

They're clearly playing a version of Hide the Slime ball with all these redactions.

他們很明顯在玩「Hide the Slime ball」的遊戲，把很多東西都刪節了。

But the fact that they dig up you and Crackle, that they can find, but

但他們卻能挖出你和 Crackle 的事，這點他們找得到，但是

all the other stuff ends up redacted, right?

其他的東西最後都被刪節了，對吧？

Nobody has ever even heard of this streaming platform, Crackle.

從來沒有人聽過這個串流平臺 Crackle。

But somehow I'm in the goddamn Epstein files.

但我卻莫名其妙出現在該死的 Epstein 檔案裡。

你能提醒我們，確切來說是關於。

And what giant trove came out of last week's release?

上週釋出的資料裡，有哪些重大的內容？

Well, you remember during the campaign, Trump and the people around him were promising they were going to release the files.

嗯，你還記得競選期間，川普和他身邊的人承諾會公佈這些檔案。

They were going to finally have transparency.

Now, let's get into the details of these files a little bit more with the game I like to call remember 2008.

好了，我們來稍微深入瞭解這些檔案的細節，玩一個我喜歡稱之為「回憶2008」的遊戲。

If you don't remember 2008 was the seminal years Barack Obama's first term in office.

如果你不記得的話，2008 年是歐巴馬擔任總統的第一個任期裡，非常關鍵的一年。

Iron man dropped, starred in the whole Marvel empire.

鋼鐵人出現了，主演了整個漫威帝國。

And a gentleman named Flo Rider reminded us to get low, low, low, low.

而一位名叫 Flo Rider 的紳士提醒我們要「get low」。

Does anyone know what else happened in 2008?

有人知道 2008 年還發生了什麼事嗎？

Is that the year Epstein first went to prison for soliciting sex from a child?

那是 Epstein 因為招攬未成年人性交易而首次入獄的那一年嗎？

2008 was the year Jeffrey Epstein pleaded guilty to solicitation of prostitution with a minor and was sentenced to 18 months in prison.

2008 年是史蒂芬·艾普斯坦承認招攬未成年人性交易並被判處 18 個月徒刑的那一年。

So if people hang out with Jeffrey Epstein before 2008, maybe he's just a weird rich guy.

所以如果有人在 2008 年之前跟史蒂芬·艾普斯坦往來，他可能只是一個奇怪的富翁。

But if people hang out with him after 2008, they're hanging out with a dude who admitted to soliciting sex with kids.

但如果有人在 2008 年之後還跟他往來，那他們就是在跟一個承認招攬未成年人性交易的傢伙在一起。

And he kind of looked like your mama's first boyfriend after a divorce.

他看起來有點像你媽離婚後的第一任男友。

We've talked previously on the show about Lutnick and the whole relationship with Epstein.

我們之前在節目裡聊過魯德尼克跟史蒂芬·艾普斯坦的關係。

They live next door to him and so in 2005, he had a little chit chat with Epstein.

他們就住在他隔壁，所以 2005 年，他跟史蒂芬·艾普斯坦聊了一下。

2005 年，是在 2008 年之前還是之後啊？

So maybe Lutnick didn't know what Epstein was up to.

所以也許 Lutnick 並不知道 Epstein 在搞什麼。

And here's what Lutnick most famously said about his 2005 visit with Epstein.

而這就是 Lutnick 關於他 2005 年拜訪 Epstein 最有名的一段話。

My wife and I decided that I will never be in the room with that disgusting person ever again.

我跟我太太決定，我再也不要跟那個噁心的人待在同一個房間裡。

So I was never in the room with him socially for business or even philanthropy.

所以無論是社交、談生意，甚至是做公益，我都從來沒有跟他同處一室過。

如果那個人在場，我就不會去。

I'm revising my opinion about Howard Glutnick here.

我對 Howard Glutnick 的看法正在改變。

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