Name: 提姆·康威的「做這件事」的委婉說法｜CONAN on TBS (Tim Conway’s Euphemism for Doin’ It | CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2026-02-07T17:15:17.000Z
Duration: 3 min 59 s

Well, I had nothing else to do, so I thought I'd drop by and.

嗯，我沒事做，所以就想說來看看。

I haven't seen Andy in a while, so I thought.

好久沒看到Andy了，所以我想說。

That is the popcorn we give backstage to the guests.

那是我們後臺給來賓的爆米花。

Because a lot of times when you come out here and you're on the show, somebody goes in and steals what they've given you.

因為很多時候，當你走出來在這裡上節目時，會有人進去偷走你給的東西。

Yeah, I brought that little sucker with me.

沒錯，我把那個小東西帶來了。

We're on a tight budget, so I understand.

然後我們喜歡試著重複使用它。

They had a. Yeah, that thing's been going around for three years.

他們有一個。對啦，那東西已經流行三年了。

Well, if I had known that I was going to live this long, I'd have killed myself a long time ago.

嗯，如果我早知道我會活這麼久，我早就自殺了。

It's not that pleasant once you get to 74.

嗯，有個驚喜派對是為我辦的。

Well, what do you know about the surprise party?

嗯，你對這個驚喜派對知道多少？

You invited people to your surprise party?

And I told them where the house was and everything at 8 o' clock and then hide.

我告訴他們房子在哪裡，還有晚上八點要躲起來。

I did that one year for my birthday and then I didn't show up and I said, hey, I didn't get an invitation, you know.

我有一年生日的時候也這樣做，然後我沒出現，我還說，嘿，我沒收到邀請函，你知道嗎。

So wait, you were somewhere eating dinner and all your friends were crouching in the dark?

所以等一下，你當時在外面吃飯，然後你所有的朋友都躲在黑暗裡？

I swear it's these little naps that help.

我發誓是這些小睡覺幫助了我。

Andy was making a move for it and then you woke up.

Andy 當時正要伸手去拿，然後你就醒了。

Babe Ruth, 1933, first home run hit in the.

Babe Ruth，1933 年，第一個全壘打擊出。

You've got so much funny stuff in here, but in the book you refer to.

你這裡面有很多有趣的說法，但在書裡你提到。

You have a good, interesting euphemism for sex.

你對性有一個很棒、很有趣的委婉說法。

I've heard a lot in my years as a sailor, but I've never heard making cookies.

我當了這麼多年水手，聽過很多事，但從沒聽過「做餅乾」。

I said, we're going to making cookies tonight.

我就說，我們今晚要來「做餅乾」。

And she said, ok. And she started mixing with the dough.

她就說好，然後就開始揉麵團了。

And I don't know where I'm going with this, but it doesn't matter.

我也不知道這要講到哪裡去，但沒關係。

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