Name: 班·施瓦茨最精彩的脫口秀時刻！ (The Best of Ben Schwartz on Late Late)
Uploaded: 2026-01-24T17:34:54.000Z
Duration: 3 min 41 s

I have now been the guest who has been on the Late Late show more than any other guest in the history of the Late Late Show.

我現在是 Late Late Show 史上上過節目次數最多的來賓了。

When you do other shows, it's usually just one guest and the host, but

你去上別的節目時，通常就只有一位來賓和主持人，但

這種動態會隨著每次的內容而改變。

It's like an improv team where, like, different people of, you know, different strengths and stuff like that.

就像一個即興表演團隊，有著不同專長的人們。

So it's so fun because it gives you a different unique show every time.

所以超好玩的，因為每次都會給你一個很不一樣的獨特節目。

Because if I'm just by myself, I'm gonna do the same waka waka joke that I do every time.

因為如果只有我一個人，我就會每次都講一樣的 waka waka 笑話。

Cause there's someone beside you and James is in front of you, and

因為你旁邊有人，James 在你前面，而且

We've done a ton of fun little sketches and stuff like that.

我們演了很多有趣的短劇之類的。

And I came up writing monologue jokes for late night and a late show.

然後我開始為晚間節目和晚間秀寫獨白笑話。

So the idea that I get to be a part of this world, I always love it.

所以我能成為這個世界的一份子，我一直都很喜歡。

I did a movie with Billy, so to be on a couch next to him.

我跟 Billy 拍了一部電影，所以能坐在他旁邊的沙發上。

I remember there was an intro when we got in it the first time.

我記得第一次進去的時候有個開場。

We were just waving to the crowd for a while.

我們只是對著群眾揮手了一陣子。

And it was so fun to do, like, a bit with Billy in late night because, like, I watched him my whole life and especially on talk shows, you know, and

而且跟 Billy 在晚間節目裡一起做小品段子真的超好玩，因為，你知道的，我從小到大都在看他，尤其是在談話節目上，

還有跟 Julia Roberts 坐在一起，她。

You don't know a lot of people you're sitting next to.

So it's so funny to meet Julia Roberts for the first time, then go on stage and do, like, impressions of her next to her.

所以第一次見到 Julia Roberts，然後上臺在她旁邊模仿她，這真的太好笑了。

Erin Brockovich is enough for one of them.

是的，這個簡報看起來很海鳥。

I think I remember the first one also because we prank called somebody.

我記得第一個是因為我們惡作劇打電話給了某人。

The world's first reusable organic condoms.

世界上第一個可重複使用的有機保險套。

Think about it then, because I'm assuming everybody's like me, and

這樣想想看，因為我猜大家跟我一樣，

after they use the condom, they turn it inside out and use it again.

用完保險套之後，會把它翻面再用一次。

Yeah, I see you remember your first one and then you barely remember.

對啊，我看到你記得你的第一次，然後你就幾乎不記得了。

So many that you kind of like you said, oh, you were on the couch for this.

太多了，多到就像你說的，喔，你那時候在沙發上。

It's sad that it's ending, but I heard that it's a bit.

結束了有點可惜，但我聽說這是個小品段子。

And in May of next year, he's gonna get paid big bucks, and we're all gonna keep going.

而且明年五月，他會大賺一筆，我們大家都會繼續下去。

He said 10 more years, but all you have to do is helatelateshow.com. no, I think he's done.

他說還要十年，但你只要上helatelateshow.com。不，我想他結束了。

Name literally just one thing I've ever done on the show.

說一件，真的，我在節目上做過的事。

嗯，我們做了那些很棒的訪談。

I'm just worried he doesn't have enough money.

I was like, does he have enough money, though?

我那時候就在想，他錢真的夠嗎？

It's like, should he do a couple more years?

But I love him and I'm proud to be a part of it and so proud to be one of the guests that's been on the most.

但我愛他，我很驕傲能參與其中，也很驕傲能成為上過最多集的嘉賓之一。

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